kewosihou，shenchaomingdiyishijianbawodeyiwudoushaole，ranhoupobujidaidebatamensikoudequanjiafuguadaoleqiangshang。
mianduiwairendezhiyi，takoukoushengshengdeshuowohunneichuguihejiabao。
shenzhijiuhoudangzhepengyoudemiandafangjueci：“shenmetadegonglao？tabujiuyoujigechouqian？wonapashengzaixiangxia，pingwozijiyenengchengweiyixuezhuanjia！”
wobiyidekanzhetaxiangtuanlajiyiyangzaidishangdagunzhouma。
kanlai，meilewo，pingtazijiyezhinengzuogexiao**。
linyiyichongleguolai，kuzhezhiwenwo：“mingyuan，niwanglema？tashiwomendeerzi，chaominga。”
wolengxiao：“nikaishenmewanxiao？woshenhuaizhoushenbianliangenvrendoumeiyou，nalaidehaizi？”
周围响起一阵哄笑。
“zheilinjiada**buhuishixinfengleba，jiusuanzaixianqilaogong，yebunengdaochurennanrena。”
“shenzongxianzaikeshijiangchengpaimingdiyidezuanshiwanglaowu，xiangzuoshenfurendenvrennengpaidaobali，nengkanshangta？”
zhongrendejifengshengzhong，linyiyimiansecanbai，bujinjiangqiuzhudemuguangtouxiangwo。
guoqudewo，chuchuyitaweixian，nalirongdexiabierenzheiyangshuota。
kecishi，wozhishishenselengdan：“lin**haishiquyiyuankankannaoziba。”
说完，我转身便走。
duanzandechaquguohou，wobianbazheijianshidiuzailenaohou。
zhishiwomeixiangdaolinyiyizheimenanchan。
tajingranzhaodaolewodegongsi，duzailetingchechang。
tachuanzheshangyishiwozuixihuandebaiqunzi，lianshanghuazhekuazhangdezhuangrong，kehaishiyanshibuzhuyandidecanghuang。
yijiandaowo，tabianxiaozhezouguolai。
miansebeiwei：“mingyuan，wodengnihenjiule，haimeichiwufanba？zheishiwoqinshouzuodejitang。”
wokanzhemianqiandebaowenpingchidexiaole：“nibuzhidaowobuchijima？”
linyiyimianseweijiang，shouzuwucuodao：“kenengshiwojicuole。”
“bu，nimeijicuo，dannijicuoleren，shigushenaichiji。”
linyiyidelianshunjianmeilexuese。
wodianlezhiyan：“shangyishi，nimeitianrangbaomuayizuojitang，qishishiniweilegushenxuedeba。”
tadouzhezuichun：“wo，wokeyizaixue，mingyuan，nixiangchishenme？womingtianzaijisongguolai！”
woqiamieleyan，lengmounizheta：“linyiyi，duodeshinvrenyaojiwozuofanwo，nisuanlaoji？”
wozaitacanbaideliansezhonganxiadianhua：“limishu，zhaopianfanile，yihouwobuxiangzaigongsizhouweikandaozheigenvren。”
gualedianhua，wozhunbeishangche，linyiyituranpaguolaibaozhuwodetui。
guoquneizhangzongshilengaodelianshang，cishiduimanlebeiweidetaohao。
“mingyuan，wozhidaonizaishengwodeqi，wocuole，niyuanliangwohaobuhao？gushenyizhidawo，haiyaodaduanwodetui，wozhendehouhuile！”
taleiliumanmian：“neitiannizouhou，wojiuhouhuile，wofalefengsidequzhaoni，keshinizoudewushengwuxi，meiyourenzhidaoniqulena，houlai，gujiashuowohailetamendeerzi，rangwobuchang，womeibanfazhinengjiajita。”
“mingyuan，wohouhuile，jiajitazhihouwocaimingbaiwoaideshini，wozhishibeitapianle！”
我只是觉得好笑。
“linyiyi，nishisishihuoguanwoshenmeshi？haiyou，qingjiaowoshenzong，shenmingyuanzaojiusizaileshangyishi，niwangle？haishinimenqinziranghushibadeguanni。”