gubeikanzheshoujilijinshengbuduodeyue。
咬了咬牙。
似是下定了决心。
tazhijiekuangkuangwanggouwuchelifangleershigexueyuguantou。
宁可买多不可买少。
wanyishuliangbugou，wanbuchengxitongrenwu，kejiupeilefurenyouzhebingle。
duici，daogouyuanayiyeshiyanjingdengdeliuyuan，yiliandebukesiyi。
“xiaohuozi，ni...nimaizheimeduo...chidewanma？”
顾北闻言。
qingxiudelianshangfuxianyisiganga。
tatouyebutai，jiaoxiabuting。
feiyesidexiangzheshouyintaizouqu。
实在是太丢人了。
gubeizhixiangkuaisulikaizheili。
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yuanyuanchuanlaidaogouayideshengyin。
cishidezhibojianguanzhongfenfenlekailehua。
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“jiuchongnizheiyiwangwuqiandeqishi，woguanzhule！jiayou！”
……
gubeizhongyuzhuyidaozhibojiandeqingkuang。
kanleyiyandanmuhou，dunshiyouxiezhenjing。
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“害！”
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tayaochenzhehezushiyoubuzaijia，ganjinpaowanjiaojieshu。
yushi，tazhaolaiyigepaojiaopen，ranhouzhunbeijiangxueyuguantoudezhishuimanmanbirupenzhong。
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zhiyishunjianbianmimanlezhenggefangjian。
gubeizhijuedefangfoxianruleyipianxiangdewangyang。
又腥又臭！
“yue...”
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jinjiezhe，tazhaoleliangjieweishengzhiduzaibizichu，zuibajinbi。
zheicaiganjueshaoshaohaoyidian。
shizaishiyoudianbangbuzhule。
“**，yaoleqinmingle。haihaobushiyaolaozichi，zhishi...zheiwanyizhennengchi？”
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“zhishipaojiao，zhishipaojiao...bushiyaonichi，bishangyanjingjiudangshiyipenqingshuipaojiao...”
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kanzhezhibojianliwangyoudedanmu，gubeirenbuzhurouleroutaiyangxue。
忍不了就算了？
他也想不忍啊！
wentishixitongbuyunxua！
doujinxingdaozheile，tahainengfangqibucheng？
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jiuzaicishixitongmianbanzaitayanqianfuxian。
【xueyuguantoupaojiaodaojishi：29fen：59miao。】
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suizheshijianyifenyimiaodeliushi。
henkuaijiuzhishengxiazuihouyifenzhongle。
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erxianzai，gubeizhijuedumiaorunian。
砰砰砰！
zheishi，yizhenjicudeqiaomenshengxiangqi，suihoubansuizheyigelvedaiyayidenuqidenvshengcongmenkouchuanlai：
“你家马桶炸了？”
gubeixinliyijing，dunjuebumiao。
gebihezudeshiyouhuilaile。
这...
我家马桶炸了？
我**...
gubeietoushunjianlaxiasantiaoheixian，gangadebuzhiruhehuida。
zhibojianguanzhongkandaozheiyimu，dunshixiaopenle！
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“额，我....”
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“nixianbamenkaikai，womenhaohaotantan！”