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“yishengdoushikuadaqici,guwangjinlaiderendoushuo,nengchishifu,pangdianjiankang,kangbing,nikan,zheixiexiaobingbujiurangnidikangzhule,taxianzaiyidianshidoumeiyou。”

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“aiyou,nibieneimexiaoqi,nididinianjixiaowocaibahaochidedouduojitaduoxie。nishijiejie,bitazaochusheng,yebitaduochileliangnianfan,genghekuang,nidixiaoshihouzongshengbing,renjiadoushuoshishentiqueleyingyang,yaoduobu,yuqingyulitaxianzaijiugaibinichidehaoxie。”

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“还吃,都赖你。”

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“什么就赖我了?”

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“haibulaini,yaobushinidangchurangnidiqujianfei,taxianzaishuobudingyijingchenglemingxingle!”

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“shenmemingxingnenggentaneishihouyiyangpang?”

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我妈却冷哼一声。

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erqiejiusuandidibujianfei,tayemeibanfadangchibo,tadeshentizhuangkuangzaisongqujianfeixunlianyingzhiqianjiuyijingchuxianjiankangwenti,ruguobujiayiguankong,zhihuichengweiyijushiti,erbushiyongyoubaiwanfensidechibobozhu。

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“姐姐,好吃吗?”

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“为,为什么?”

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“weishenme?yinweinidangchuqinshoubawosongjinjianfeixunlianyingjianfei。”

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