duchenhaishiyouxietanxinbuzu,peixiaowendao:“liangweidage,woguangyoufashumeiyonga,nengbunengjiwogegongfazhileide,woyexiangxiulianchengxian。”
sheixiangqianliyanheshunfengerduishiyiyanhou,tongshiluchubuxiedemoyang。
“biechixinwangxiangle,womenzhishinanidangxiaodi,meishuorangnidangtudi!”qianliyanpiezuidao。
“dui,nidetianzitaicha,dingduoshiyunqihaodian,chengweilewomendexiaodi,suoyibiezaitiyaoqiule,buranbieguaiwomenbukeqile!”shunfengerhechidao。
duchenyiting,ganmangbizuile。
youshenxingshuheqiankundaiyehaixing。
zhijianduchenpobujidaide,jiangshenxingfuchixiaqule。
rukoujihua,meiyouweidao,shenzhichixiaquyidianganjueyemeiyou。
zheijiusuanshixuehuishenxingshule?
zenmeganjuemeishenmebianhuani?
yaobuyaojizijijiagesu,zaizheilipaoyiquanshishi?
zheigeniantougangchuxian,yigezhouyujiuchuxianzaiduchennaohaizhong,zhengshishenxingzhou!
kanlaizheijiushichixiashenxingfudexiaoguole,zhiyaoyixiangshiyong,zhouyujiuhuizidongchuxian。
duchenxiayishideqiajuenianzhou,jiuhaoxiangyigelaoshenxian。
zhishishenxingzhougangniandaoyiban,qianliyanjiuturanhechiyisheng:“zheilishixianjie,biezaizheiluanpao,xiaoxinchuangrumougedaxiandedifang,zhijiejiangnimieshale,nikudoumeidifangku!”
duchenhechuyishenlenghan,ganmangdaduanlezhouyu。
tachadianwangjizheishishenmedifang。
buguoburangyongshenxingzhou,kankanqiankundaizongkeyiba?
zhijianduchenxiaoxinyiyidejiangqiankundaidakai,tantouxianglimiankanqu。
好家伙!
congwaimiankanzhebuguoshouzhangdaxiaodedaizi,limianjingranbieyoudongtian,zuzuliangbaiduolifangmidadekongjian!
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nima,guoranshiqiongrenzhafu,huangdiyeyongjinchutou,douyoufabaolehaixiangzhejirenganbanjiadekulihuo!
danshuobudingshenxianyehuiyouzheigeshengyini?
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zijiyihoujiushishenxiandelinshigongle,shizhuzaitiantinga,haishizhuzairenjian?
jieguoduchentaitouzhengyaowen,quefaxianqianliyanheshunfengerbuzhidaoshenmeshihoujiubujianle。
“niliangbiezoua,woxianzaigaiqunaa!”duchenjiaojidehanleyisheng,jiuzhijianyanqianbaiguangliangqi,henshiciyan。
tabuyouzizhudebishangyanjing。
dengzaizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou,duchenfaxianzijizhengtangzaiyigebaisedefangjianli,shenbianshiyitaiyiqi,haiyouyigechuanzhebaidaguadepiaoliangnvhushi。
dengzixiyikan,tafaxianshenbianzhentoushangxiezhe:jiangdongshidiyirenminyiyuan。
zheilishi……renjiandeyiyuan?
eduile,zijicongloushangshuaixialaile,yinggaishibeinagehaoxinrensonglaile。
yigejiandandeshuaishangzijijiujinyiyuanle,kanlaizijibushishenxian?
nandaogangcaideyiqiedoushizuomeng?
duchendunshikuxiaoyisheng,meixiangdaozijizuolegezheimemeihaodemeng。
danxiayiketajiufaxianlezijishoulizuanzheyiyangdongxi。
yigeheiqiqidexiaojinnang,shangmianyongjinxianxiuzheqiankunerzi。
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yuanlaizijibushizuomeng,ershizhendechengweiletiantingdelinshigong!
duchenzhengxingfenwubi,quehuranganjuedao**shangyiliang,ditouyiqiao。
zhijiangangcaineigepiaoliangdenvhushizhengyishounazhezhenguan,yishoubatakuzini。
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hushibeiheyitiao,shoumengdiyiduosuo,chadianbazhenguanzhaduchendatuishang。
“nihuluanjiaoshenme,haidewochadianzhapian……yi,nixingle?”xiaohushijingxidekanzheduchen,ranhouxunsupaochuqujiaoyishengle。
duchenganjueyoudianbuduijing:“wozheishihunmileduojiu,yongdezhezheimexingfenma。”
qishitanalizhidao,bushitahunmileduojiu,ershitamingmingmeishenmewaishang,shentiyejiankangdeyaoming,kewulunyongshenmefangfa**doubuxing。
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xianzaiyiyuanzhongrenzhengzaishangyizhe,dasuanxuanbuduchennaosiwang。
gujiduchenzaiwanxingyihuier,zheihuierjiuyinggaizaitingshijianshang,beijiebaoyanjiusiyinle。
henkuai,yishengmenbeixiaohushijiaoguolai,jiandaoduchenxingle,suoyourendouhenchijing。
tamenxunsujiduchenzuolegequanmianjiancha,faxiantajingranhaowuwenti,jiugengjialingrentoutule。
yiyuanderenxianzaijiulianggehuaiyi。
diyi,zijijiayiqihuaile。
dier,duchenzheisunzikendingbianyile!
zhongduoyishengzhengnamendeshihou,yigedazhangtuinvyisheng,gengshijicongcongzouguolai。
duchentangzaibingchuangshang,kanzhetazoulushixiongkouzhenzhandefudu,bujinyankoushui,wendao:“meinvdafu,nilaogongkendinghenxingfuba?”
gangzouguolaideliumoeryileng,xiayishiwendao:“weishenmezheimeshuo?”
zhouweidenanyishengmen,quedouheduchenxiayishidezuochutongyigedongzuo,kanxiangliumoerdexiongkou。
liumoerzhuyidaozheixienanrendeshixian,shunjianfanyingguolaiduchenshishenmeyisi,dunshixiunaobuyi:“**!huogainibeishuaigebansi,wojiubugaijiuni!”
“shinijiulewo?duoxie!”duchensuranqijing:“woweigangcaidiaokannierbaoqian,ruguoniyouxuyao,woshenzhikeyiyongyishenxiangxulaibaodanidejiumingzhien!”
“zheitaiduhaisuanchabuduo……pei!**!sheiyaoniyishenxiangxu!”liumoernaohuodedingzheduchen,benlaihaidasuanjitajianchayixia,xianzaiquemeixinqingle:“nikezhenshige**,zheidongxiqianle,ranhouganjingundan!”
duchenkanzheliumoerdiguolaidewenjianjia,faxianshiyiliaofeiyongtongzhidan,shangmianxiedeshuzijingranshisanqiankuai!
zheigeshuzirangduchenchadiantuxue,taganmangheduileyixia,faxianshizhenduizijidegexiangjianchafeiyong,haiyouzhuanjiahuizhenfei。
“sheishizhuanjia?”duchenyihuodewendao。
“wo!”liumoeraorandao:“woshijishiyiyuanneikezhurenyishi,haiyouwolaoshiyijihaojigeyixuezhuanjiadouduinijinxinglejiancha,songnilaiderenmeijijiaofei,suoyizhinengnizijichule。”
duchenkuxiao,benxiangwenwennengbunengtuoyanliangtian,dankanpangbianneixienanyishenghushidandandeyangzi,zhinengyingzhetoupinachuxinyongkatouzhilesanqiankuai。
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genghekuangshitazheizhongqiongguini?
duchenzhishixintengzijideqianbao,zheigangdangshangtiantingdelinshigong,benyiweinengdazhanquanjiao,chengxianchengfo。
sheixiangzheishayemeiganni,jiuxianqianlesanqiankuai!
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duchenhuanxiabinghaofu,zhijielikaileyiyuan。
wuliaodezaidajieshangyoudangzhe,duchenxunsizheyaobuyaoxianzhaogegongzuo,zhishaobawenbaowentijiejuele。
quehurantingdaoyourenqiuzhu。
“qiangjiela!jiuminga!”buyuanchuderenxingdaoshang,yigeshencaigaotiaodenvrenzhengchezhebozihuhan,tongshisisizhuaizheyigetibao,taduimianhaiyougenanrenzhengzaigentasiche。
“qunidayede!”neinanrenjiandaoyoubushaolurendouzhuyidaoleziji,shengpayourenduoguanxianshizulanziji,dunshiyouqiyouji,jingshihenhenyijiaochuaizainvrendeduzishang。
nvrenchitong,canjiaozhesongkaishou,tangzailedishang,baoyebeiqiangzoule。
duchenzaineinvrentangzaidishangdeshihou,caifaxianduifangjingranshiyiyuanneigexiongqibirendeyixuezhuanjia,liumoer。
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