yiboshantinglegequan，zhijiezaifengzhonglingluan，neibushiyinweizhongduershiyinweiede？
tazhanzaiqiaoshang，gangadijiaozhikoudi，wubiqingxingzijixinggewentun，meijiangzhei“zhongdulun”xuanyangchuqu，burandinghuichengweizhenggebeichengdexiaobing……
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houlailangyuewuyizhongdezhileyiboshande“zhongdulun”，shenganmohuan，“bushizhujihoucainengpiguma？”
ruoshichuxian“hebushiroumi”zheizhongdianzhongdiantadoubuhuizheimejingya，suantazhujizaoyedeyoushiyiersui，zheimedadehaizijingbuzhiheweijie？
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“neinipashidiguleshizuzidijizongmenzhishuquefachangshidechengdu……
“wogennishuoa，woyiwaizaiyigeshizu**jialidangguojiantong。
“neinvwayouyitianhuanghuangzhangzhangdipaoguolaigenwoshuotashoushangle……houlaicaifaxianshitalaiyuexinle……
“zhengchanglaishuo，nvxiulinghaizhihoubianbushouyuexinkunrao，tadenvxiuzhangbeijingranyinweitaiduonianmeiyouzheiwanyi，jiuwangjijiaorenxiaoguniangle……
“zuicandeshi，zheiwei**deshinvdoushisishi，chileteshudeyao，meizheiwanyi。
“jieguozuihoushiwoyigenandezaijiao**zenmeshiyongyuejingdai……jiutamelipu！”
dangran，zheidoushihouhua，rujindelangyuezhengbaoshouzhemo！
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beiajuanyazai“lushui”zhongcuoxileyigexiaoshihou，ajuanzhongyushedebakuaiyaoshiquyishidelangyuecongneiyitongxuehuhuzhongbalechulai。
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ajuanlinzhehunshenshixuedelangyuefangzaiyaoniligunleliangquan，qingliangdeyaonifuzaishenshanghuanjieleyaoshuixipierdaozhideneizhong**laditeng，ajuanhaitiexindijianglangyuepifubiaomiandeyaonijimoyunle，ranhounalezhangdeganjingdemianbujianglangyuezhenggebaoqilaifangzaileruantashang。
xitongxingzailehuoditantou：[yongshengxiadesuzhubuyaodiu，fangjinyaoshuili，zaiguoyiquanyaoni，zuihouzaibaoqilai！gebijiadexiaohaidou……]
[闭嘴！]
xuruodelangyueyongyinianyijiaojiangzheigemeishijiuxihuanshuofenglianghuadetongchuaihuilexiaoheiwu，zaijitasuosi！
xitong：[suzhu！kaimena！wozhidaonizaiwaimian！niyoubenshimawo，zenmemeibenshikaimena？！]
langyue：huimieba，woxinhaolei。
ajuannazhemianbudieyizhangde，zhijianglangyueguochenglegedazongzicaihandanqingjinlai。
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lingbuxiangduanqiwankuaizhilezhizhenliaoshiwen：“yongbuyongjixiaofenliudian？”
danqingqingqingchuilechuiwanliguntangdeyecaitang，“tapizimeizhanghaozhiqianzhinengkaoyaodiaozhe。”
lingbuxianglengleleng，jialekuaitangcupaigufangjinzijiwanli，xiaomalangyueshigexiaomeifuqide。
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ng？nishuorangtazairuantashangcengcengyang？henbuxing……meineiliqi……
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langyuezhoulezhoumei，zheiyaowanzideweidaoxiangjilegaochundudeqiaokeli。
xitong：[kenengshikekedouzaiyuanjiedebianzhongba？]
meilelangyueyongyishidumen，xitongzailangyueshuizhehoujiuzijipachulaile。
langyuemeiliqidongdan，zhinengzhaotaliaotianle。
langyue：[laiba，xiaopolantong，chenzhenisuzhuxianzaixian，womenlailiaogeerliangyinzi！]
xitong：[ninxiangzenmeliao？]
langyue：[suibianqigehuatiba。]
taxianzaiedenanshou，shizaishilandedongnaozi。
xi·baofuxinshanglaile·tong：[neiwomenlailiaoliao——zhengyanggaotຊ，zhengxiongzhang，zhengluweier，shaohuaya、shaochuji、shaozie、luzhu、luya、jiangji、larou、songhua、xiaoduer、liangrou、xiangchanger。shenjinsupaner、xunjibaiduer、qingzhengbabaozhu、jiangminiangyazi，guaneryeji，guaneranchun、lushenjianer、luzie、shanji、tufu、qingzhenghashenma……]
朗月：[滚——！]
【ninyijiangxitongsuojinxiaoheiwu】
“咕咕——”
langyuetangzhe，shuangyanjianjianshiqulegaoguang，taxianzaibujinbiaopiyoutongyouyang，zangqiyeyinweijieernanshoudichouchuzhe。
tahuranjuedezijigennvewennvzhuhaoxianga……
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e……bushi，zhonglaiyixia——
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wozheimee，tajuranganzaicishigenwobao！cai！ming！
langyueduizhewudingtanlehuierqi，“shuodewozijidoukuaixinle……”
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