pingpinyishilengzhu，dingzhemianqianyandidainuyidehuafei。
buzhidaozheizhongjianjiujingchuleshenmechazi。
gezhedupizhengduizheshangchengjiazhi3000jifendebaidubuqinfuchoumeibuzhandefengwanwan，yelengzhule。
咦，剧情有变动。
tadeniangqin，juranzhangxinyanle，yaorangpingpinxianheshidu？
zheiyangyilai，tajiubuyonggalea！
“huafeiniangniang，ninzheishixinbuguochenqie？ningangcaiyeshuole，chenqiewuyuwuqiu，bukenenghaininde，erqiechenqieshijiangmenzhinv，jibianshizhendexiangyaohaini，yebukenengyongzheibanshouduan……”
“neinijiuhelezheiwanbutangjibengongqiaoqiao。”
“niangniangruoshizhendexinbuguochenqie，burujiujiaotaiyilaiyanguo。”
“喝了它！”
huafeinule，yuqilinglieqiangying。
suirankanbudaowaimiandeqingxing，danguangtingzhewaimiandedongjing，fengwanwanjiunengcaidaozijianiangqindeweiyi。
renbuzhuzuanjinlexiaoquantou，weizijianiangqinkuangkuangjudaqi。
【嗷，娘亲威武！】
【shenmeshijiangmenhunv，woniangqinzheiyangdecaishia！】
【rangtaganlezheiwanyao，rangtazhijiemeidian！】
huafeimolemoduzi，huiyingdupilimiandefengwanwan。
haohaizi，bukuishitanianlanlandehaizi，youtadefenggu。
那就……
“suzhi，bangbangpingpin，bazheiwantaqinshouaodedabutangyaojitaguanxiaqu。”
“是，娘娘！”
suzhishicongnianfujiugenzhehuafeide，shitieshengongnv，yeshihuafeidexinfu，ziranyeyoujifenhuafeidefengfan。
gancuidiyingleyisheng，jiuyishouanzhupingpindeqitou，yishouduanzheneiwantangyaoyingwangpingpinzuibaliguan。
“pingpinniangniang，ninhaishiguaiguaiheleba，zheikeshininxiangzanhuafeiniangniangbiaozhongxindehaoshijini！”
“唔……咕咚！”
pingpinmingxianshibeianzhule，bingqieyijingbeiguanjinleyidakoubuyao。
tingdeduzilimiandefengwanwanyizhenxingfen。
【hehehe，rangtahewan！rangtahaiwoniangqin，rangwoniangqinbianchengedunvpei，tajiushineigendaohuosuo！nongsita！】
ruguoshuohuafeigangcaishiyinweimunvlianxincaihuihaobuyouyuxiangxinzijibaobaodehua。
ciketajiuyijingqueding，tadebaobaojiushidaizheyinenglaide，baobaodehuadoushizhende。
zheikeshitayuxinshangrendediyigehaizi，yeshidaizhetameihaoqipandaolaidehaizi，tananyixiangxiang，shiqubaobao，tahuiruhenanguotongku……
pingpinzheigejianren，tasulaiyutajiaohao，duitatanchengxiangdai，bucengyouguobandianfangbei。
meixiangdaozheijianrenjuranliyongtadexinrenhaita！
花妃心头越恨。
cikepingpinyefanyingleguolai，tadaodiyeshijiangmenchushen，cengjingxiguowuyi，yigeyonglijiubadanbodesuzhituidaoleyibian。
kouzhesangziyanjiuwangwaiou。
“jianren，nihaiganduo？”
huafeiyandiyihan，chongshangqian，yibajiuzhupingpindelingkou，duoguotangwanyibianguanyibianyaoyatongma。
“niyoubenshisongduyao，niyoubenshibiepasia！”
dupilimiandefengwanwanzhijuedeshentiyizhenhuangdang，buyoudajingshise。
【niangqina，biechongdong，suishuozanqueshishijiangmenhunv，kezandaodishi……】
yunfuliangzihaimeibengchulai，tazhijuedezijideshentigezhedupibeirenhenhentileyijiao。
哎呦！
xingkuitidaodezhishigebo，ruoshitidaonaodai，neikejiushinaozhendangle！
ranerxiayimiao，tajiujuedeshentizhouweiyizhenjinsuo，jiezhejiutingdaolehuafeiyishengtongkudeshengyin。
“bengong……duziteng。”
“niangniang！kuailairen，niangniangfadongle！”
yikungongdengshirenaoqilai，gongnvtaijianmendoumangdebukekaijiao。
henkuaide，fengwanwanjiubeikazhebozichelechulai。
waimianshiyipianbaiguang，taquequanranbuguciyan，nulizhengdayanjingquxunzhaohuafeideweizhi。
【niangqinniniangqinni，kuairangwokankanniangqin！】
ercishi，pangbianyechuanlaiyidaopibeiqueyouxinxideshengyin。
“bahaizibaodaowoshenbianlai。”
fengwanwanbeicaganjinglelian，henkuaijiudaoleyigedaizhetianxiangqixidenvrenshenbian。
zainvrenjieguotadeyishunjian，fengwanwandengdaleyanjing，fachuleyishengjingtan。
【aaa！woniangqinhaomei！bukuishirangliugongfendaiwuyansedehuafeiniangniang！】
【haoxiangtietiewodejuemeiniangqina！niangqinshenshanghaoxiang】
tingzhenverdekuazan，huafeikaixindeyanjingdouwanle。
laotianzheishijizijisonglaileyigeyoudaiyinengyoutiexindexiaomianaoa！
tabaozhenver，jiangzijidelianzaifengwanwanlianshangtieletie。
“womenwanwanyehenpiaoliang，niangqinxihuan。”
【aaa，niangqinkuawole，haokaisen！】
fengwanwanjidongdeshoujiaoluanwu，henkuaiyoufanyingguolai。
yi，zheibeiziyejiaowanwana？
真是巧。
zhishizheiyibeizidewanwanyouniangqintengle，buhuineiyanggukuqicanle。
“laner！”jiuzaicishi，waimianxiangqiyidaojidongdeshengyin。
yigegaodadeshenyingdaizheyizhenfengcongwaimianchonglejinlai。
“zhendelanershoukule！”
“皇上！”
huafeigangcaishengchandeshihoudoumeiyouku，cikejiandaoneizhangjunlangdelian，leishuizhijieyingmanyankuang，yaoyaoyuzhui。
neirenyijinmen，lianwaiyidoumeigushangtunqu，bianyibabaojinchuangshangdehuafei。
fengwanwanzhijuedezijideshentibeijiyazailiangrenzhongjian，youxiechuanbuguoqi。
【wei，jiuminga，wohaishigegangchushengdeyingera，henjiaoruode，wokebuxiangganggangtuoliduyaogongji，zhuantoujiubeijideyimingwuhule】
zheiturandechuanlaidexiaonaiyin，ranghaijinjinyongzhehuafeidefengyinzhenjingleyixia。
谁在说话？
huafeizexunsufanyingguolai，ganjinsongkailenanren，ditouchakanhuaizhongdefengwanwan。
fengyinzhenyegenzhekanxialai，mianlujingxi。
“laner，womendenverguorangenniyiyang，piaoliangyoukeai。”
tashenshou，xiangyaobafengwanwanconghuafeihuaizhongbaoguolaixiqiao。
gangcaineidaoxiaonaiyinquezaicixiangqi。
【aiyou，yuanlaizheigejiushineigehaiwoniangqinkuleyibeiziranhouyitouzhuangsizailenggonglidedazhutizi？】
【dazhutizi，nakainidedazhutizi，biepengwo！】
【yeliwoniangqinyuandian！】
lianggerentongshishentiyijiang。