开玩笑！
shangruijiemanlianbuxiangxin，shoushileyixialangjiedechashuichazi，quetingdehuaizhidishengshuodao，“ruijie，ajinhuilaile，jiuzaijintianshangwu。tashuowomenneizhuanghunyinyiranzaiyouxiaoqi，bingqie——，tabudasuanlihun。”
“**！”
shangruijienaozidoubugouyongle，“bushisilema？zenmeyouhuoguolaile……”erqie——，“tabushijiajiduanmuneixiaozilemie？gennidehunyinhaiyougemaoxianguanxi！”
啥？
jiqianjuedezijixianggezhizhang，“saozihaierjiale？”
zaitadeshijie，gaofangjinzaozaosile。fenmujiuzaibalijiaowaiyichugaojimudi——，bushi，zheishijiedaodizenmele？
shangruijiemalejuzanghua，“tahuilaieni？”
huaizhishiyijiqianbabijibenjishangruijiekan，shangruijieyimushixing，kanwandunjuedianfu，“tazenmechenglehuajia？qionghuajiahunbuzouhuilaitoukaoni……dengwokankan。”taochushouji，shuliandefanqianghou，yisouyidadui，guoran，gaofangjinzaiguowaidemingshengbufei。
bushiluopoguilai，ershigongchengmingjiu，weishenme？
“dangnianwoxiangfayuanshenqingbieju，keshifenjuliangnianhou，woyijingbuzaibali，zheishiermeiyouhouxugenjin，nanbuchenghunyinhaichengli？”
shangruijiexianglexiang，“nidengwohanxiaoqingjinlai，nizhidaotazaifaguoliuxueguo，zheikuaierhenshu。”gengguanjiandeshizijiren，kaopu。
shangxiaoqingqiaomenjinlai，tajihuaizhihejiqiandalezhaohuhou，tingdaoshangruijiedewenti，xintoufanjiangdaohai，**，wozhei**huaiergejingranyingnianzaohun——
danmianshanghaishifeichangzhuanye，chensipiankehoushuodao，“zheizhuanghunyinzaifaguodedingyi，kendingshiyouxiaode。yinweihunyinwuxiaodesangeyinsu，ergeyigebuzhan。”
淮炙在淮家行二。
shangxiaoqingyizhizheimechenghu。
“说说。”
“yi、ergenitilebiejushenqing，quemeiyouzailiangnianhoushenqinglihunpanjue，fayuanhuiquxiangyunierrenzhongguiyuhao；er、nierrendouhaihuozhe，meiyourenheyifangqushi；disan，nimenmeiyouzaibiedeguojiayoulihunsuqiubeitongguodexianjuetiaojian。”
suoyi，errenrujinhuanlegeguojia，zhuisudaoerrenshifajishi，zheihunyinyouxiaoxingshikeyibeikendingde。
shangruijiechazuiwendao，“neinizhonghuizuguoshi，tijiaodeshenqingshangyouhunyinjipeioudemiaoshuma？”
这事儿久远。
huaizhiyaotou，“quanshiwodagezhaorenbande，xianzaidagemeile，zhinenghuiqufanfanxiangguandewenjian。”taneigeshihousilitaosheng，sanguanyanzhongbenghuai，haowuxinsiguanzhuzheixie，zhishibanshirenyuanrangtaqianzitajiuqianzi，rujinxianglai，quanranbuzhi。
shangxiaoqingyoudao，“qishixianzaierrendoushiguoneishenfen，guowaizhucedehunyinshifouyouxiao，yecunzaikezhengyixing。”
jiqiantandao，“zhiyaoyouzhengyi，rujindoubuxing。bijingwogedehunshishiquanwanggongzhiyuzhongde，duile——，ge，nigenrongjinzenmejieshi？”
zhidaozheiyike，zhongrencaixiangqilairongjin。
huaizhidandanshuodao，“ruguowogenajindehunyinguanxirengranyouxiao，zongdexianjiechuhunyinguanxicainengjirongjinyigejiaodai。”
shangruijieyaotou，“nizheihunshizhenshiyibosanzhe！”
zhiqiangenrongjinyinweihunqianxieyideqianding，jihunaodaoyaofenshoudedibu，erjinrongjintuoxiehou，sheinengliaodaoyoupaochulaiyigeshiwunianqiandeqianqi——
要命了不是！
zhengzaijigerenshangliangzheshi，shangruijiedemishulaiqiaomen，shangxiaoqingqukailemen，mishudishengdao，“shanglv，waimianyourenyaojianshangzong。”
shangxiaoqingfenfu，“xiantuiyixia，zheihuierlimianzhengzaishuoshier，meishijian。”
mishumianshangyoujifenweinan，“woyezheimegentashuole，tashuorangwolaibaojiuxing，shuoshangzongnengjianta。”
shangxiaoqingyileng，“sheiya？”
mishuyanlekoukoushui，“tashuoshishengshijituandelaobanniang，huaitaitai。”
——shangxiaoqingdelianse，jianzhiwuyanliuse。
zaicizhandaojirengenqian，shangxiaoqingyuyanyouzhi，shangruijieyikan，zhouzhemeitouwendao，“zenmele？”
shangxiaoqingkanxianghuaizhi，“erge，nitaitaiguolaile。”
——！
huaizhiqishen，yinchenzhelianzhunbeizouchuqu，shangruijieyibalanzhu，“xinglexingle，wowaitouneimeduoyuangong，nixiangnaoduoda，dengwochuqubatayingjiejinlai。zheimeduonian，woyehaoqigaofangjinshigeshenmejiaose，jinigaochengzheiyang……”
shuozhehua，jiukaimenchuqu。
huikequdeshafashang，gaofangjinhaishishangwudezhuangban，kandaoshangruijieshi，tayebushuohua。
shangruijiekanzheyanqianzhangxiangjingzhi，danzhishidanzhuangsumiandenvren，yebudebugantan，guaibudehuaizhifeiepuhuo，jiuzheirongmaoheqidu，zaiyulequanyeshiyixiannengdaderongmao。jiangaofangjinbuyanyu，tazhidezhudongzhaohu，“nihao，woshishangruijie，nishi——”
gaofangjinqishen，lengxiaoqilai，“woshihuaizhidetaitai，ruguonijiazhuangburenshiwo，jiuyouxiekexiaole，shangruijie。”
huo！zhenbushigehaoxiangchudenvren！
再好看也白搭！
“kanlaigao**bawodedixiyemoqingchule。”
“zheixiebuzhongyao，benyingshiguren，erjinquechenglemolu。danjinriwolaidemudebushizheige，zhishitongnizuogeshengyi，ruhe？”
shangruijielengleyixia，jierxiaodao，“wohedeheneng，yunizuoshengyi。”
“qunibangongshishuoba，duile，zhenghaohuaizhiyezai，woyibianshierbuzhongfuerbian，miandemafan。”shuowan，shiyishangruijiedailu，shangruijiejihuqijie，“nigenzonghuaizhi？”
yipangdegongdanzairenbuzhu，bikongpenqi，“damingdingdingdeshanglvshi，biechukouluanyuanwangren，ruguobushiajintongniyoujiaoqing，womenyebuhuiweituozheibimaimaidaonimenshoushang。”gongdanbiederenmaibuduo，kedaguansiderenmai，neijiuduolequle。
bairongjinhehuaizhisuoci，tazaijingshiyechenglejigedaxinglvsuodevip！
jiqianchulai，zhuailezhuaijihuyaofapiqideshangruijie，tongshixiaozheduigaofangjinshuodao，“saozi，zheibianqing。”
小黄毛，很上道。
gaofangjingaoangzhepiaoliangdebojing，genzhejiqianzoujinshangruijiedebangongshi。
suihouchulaideshangxiaoqinglazheyuyaobaozoudeshangruijie，“bieshengqibieshengqi！neikeshinifaxiaodelaopo——”shangruijieyijucu**chulai，“laopogepi，buguojiushigewangenfuyidezhanvqianqi。”
shangxiaoqingshuangshouyitan，shifenwugu。
“ge，shuoshihuazheizhuanghunyinguanxishiyouxiaode。”
shangruijieqideshuaixiu，tuolexizhuangwaitao，suiyidiuzaiyizishang，lengleyihuiercaiqichongchongdezhongxinhuidaozijidebangongshi。
sheizhigangtajinzijidedipan，quetingdeneigenvrenduoduobiren，“woshenweinidetaitai，zheishiwuniannideshourusuode，youwoyiban，danniqingrenzhuduo，chushoukuochuo——，qinfanlewodequanli，huaizhi，wobuguoshitaogeshuofa，nihebineimejidong？”
huaizhimeiyandichui，jiemaoyouzhangyouqiao，lianzhusuoyouqingxu。
“ajin，neinizaihunneizaijiaduanmu，youzenmeshuoni——”