第4章 你难道习惯在家里裸奔?

churoutaitou,hanqingmaimaidikanleyanmochi,ranhoujiezheduiheweishuodao:“tabininianqing,binishuaiqi,binishencaihao,tiliyinggaiyebinihao。”

“nidoubeirenyongdediaozhale,wopingshenmejinijihui,wozhaogexiaoxianroutabuxiangma?”

mochishentijiangzhule,zheigelaonvrendaodirenmeirenchutaa!

yaoshizhidaotashishenluodejiejie,tabiesiyebunengshanga,suiranzheilaonvrendeziweihaitingbucuode。

kewanyishenluorangtafuze,tagaizenmeban,xiongdihaizuobuzuo?xianzaizhenshijintuiliangnan。

mochixiangbazijidegebochouchulai,quefaxianzheigenvrendeliqihenda,shileliangci,wensiweidong。

heweidemuguangruzhanledudejianshexiangmochi。

mochiyangmei,tahaimeibeizheizhongtiaoxindeyanshenkanguo,youyisi!

tayebujizhetuoshenle,ditouqinlexiachuroudetouding,chunjiaoweiqiao,“jiejieyeshenjiaotiruan,rangdidiyubabuneng。”

沈洛:……

褚柔:……

heweimiansetonghong,bojiandeqingjinbaoqi,shuangyanhenhendengzhemochi。

“jiwei,nimendesishichuquzailiao,xianbahejieshuqianleba!”yimingjingchanazhejizhangzhizouguolai。

heweidixiatou,zuolejicishenhuxi,gangcaijinjinwozhedeshuangquanmanmansongkai。

tajieguohejieshuzaishangmianqianlezijidemingzi。

jingchayoubahejieshudijishenluo,shenluoyeqianlemingzi。

“haole,nimenkeyizoule,yihoudoulengjingdian,biezheimejidong。”jingchanazhehejieshuzoule。

heweinaqiwaitao,zoudaochuroumianqian,lenglengkanleyantahemochiwanzaiyiqidegebo,dishengshuodao,“rourou,woshibuhuifangqinide。”

heweishuowanjibulikaile。

shenluokanzhezijidexiongdihejiejiehaiqinmidiaizaiyiqi,yongshouzhizhetamen,“nimenliangge……buhuizhende……”

churoulianmangsongkaimochidegebo,baibaishou,“meiyou,meiyou,womenjintiancaidiyicijianmian,wozheishilinchangfahui,guyiqiheweide。”

shenluosongkouqi,paipaimochidejianbang,“hewoyitiao,mochiniyandetaibizhenleba!”

mochidanxiaobuyu,tazhishishuochuzhenqingshiganeryi,zuowantaqueshitingbuxialaile。

“womenhuiquba!”shenluolouzhechuroudejianbangwangwaizou。

“zheijiuwanshile?”churouwendao。

沈洛“嗯”了一声。

“neinidadianhuarangwohuojihuoliaodiguolaiganma?”churouqidechuileshenluoyixia。

shenluomomobizi,“heweishuozhiyaoniguolai,tajiuqianhejieshu,yaoburanjiurangwojuliujitian。”

“jie,heweihaoxiangbuxianghenifenshou,tadaodizenmexiangde?”

“wobuzhidaotashizenmexiangde,wozhidaowoshizenmexiangde,tashuileheyin,neijiushibeipan,woshibuhuiyuanliangtamenlianggede。”

churoushuowan,dingzhushenluo,“nixianbiegaosujiali,dengwoheheweibacaichanqingsuanwanzaishuo。”

taheheweihaigongtongmaileyitaofangzi,jiajudianqidouyijingruhu,jiudengfangzilijiaquanhanliangdabiaoruzhule。

fangzitamenmeirenchuleyibandefangkuan,xiedeshitademingzi。

xianzaiyaofenshou,fangziyedefen,anxianzaideshichangjia,neitaofangzizhisanbaiwan,churounabuchu150wanjihewei,suoyitazhunbeiyaohuilaiyibandefangkuan。

yiheweixianzaidexinzishuiping,nachu150wanyinggaihenqingsong。

zhiyushuangfangfumuneili,heweidebamabuxihuanta,duitamendehunshiyagenjiubutongyi,tamenxiangrangheweiqugeyouqiandefujiaqianjin。tongtiangexiaoshuo

shenjiazhinengsuanshizhongchan,erqietahaizhishigejinv,zaiheweifumuyanlitadetiaojiantaichale。

heweiweilehetazaiyiqiyiduhejialideguanxinaodehenjiang。

churouanantaiyangxue,taxiangbutongheweiduitadeganqingdaodishizhenhaishijia。

cishideheweikaichedaoleheyindelouxia,talengzhelianxiache,yonglishuaishangchemen,shanglelou。

taanlemimazhijiejinlemen。

heyingangxiabanhuilai,tingjianshengyincongwoshilichulai,kandaoheweineizhangshoushangdelian,tayanlishanguojinghuang,mangwendao,“nilianzenmele,nihechurou……jiehunlema?”

heweizouguolaiyibazhangshanzaiheyindelianshang,liliangyidianmeishouzhe,heyinshuaidaozaidi,naodaiwengwengzuoxiang,tayongshoumolexiazuijiao,chuxuele。

tayangqitouningwangzhehewei,leishuishunzheyanjiaoliuxiangbinjiao,“hewei,niweishenmedawo?”

“weishenme?”heweidihouzhe,“nizijizuoleshenmebuzhidaoma?”

heyinyongshouwuzhelianku,“woxihuanniyoushenmecuo,woyebuxiangzaimanzhechuroule,ganjuehaoduibuqita。”

heweiwanyaoqiazhuheyindelian,“nidiyicipawochuangdeshihou,zenmebujuededuibuqirourou。”

“erqiewodangshijiugaosuguoni,wozhixihuanrourou,nizhishigefaxiegongju,wochuqian,nichuli,buqiansheganqing。”

“nixiangpohuaiwoherouroudeganqing,querdaizhi?xiangdoubuyaoxiang,jiusuanmeiyourourou,yebuhuishini!”

heyinyizhanglihuadaiyudelian,meiyoudedaoheweidesihaolianai。

heweijiekaipidai,niekaiheyindezuiba,bayijingyingdebuxingdewujiansailejinqu。

……

churousanrenhuidaozudegongyu。

“xiaoluo,jiejiekuaiesile,woyitianmeichifanle。”churoutanzaishafashang,dongdoubuxiangdong。

shenluodakaibingxiang,kankanlimianyoushenmechide,“jie,zhiyoumianbaole,nixianchidian,womashangdianwaimai。”

shenluorengjichurouyidaimianbao。

“nimenlianggetiantianjiudianwaimaichi?”churousikaibaozhuangdai,yaoleyidakou,“yihoujiejiezuofanjinimenchi。”

“duile,zheiweixiaoshuaigezenmechenghua?”churoukanxiangmochi,tadaoxianzaihaibuzhidaotademingzini!

“tajiaomochi。”shenluoyouxiangmochijieshaochurou,“mochi,tajiushiwoqinjiechurou,jintiandeshiniyekandaole,taheqiannanyoufenshoule,meidifangzhu,zanshizaizheilizhujitian,nimeiyijianba?”

youyijian!mochizhixianglizheigemafanyuanyidian。

“duoshaoyoudianbufangbian,zuihaojinkuaibanzou。”

mochihualuo,churoupieletayiyan,“nalibufangbian,ninandaoxiguanzaijialiluoben?”