咔嚓！轰！！！
qiheidetiankongbeishandianheleimingsilie！
leidianpaoxiao，baoyusinve，zhitanshihuanghuangtianweibukedanga！
rucisinvedehuanjingxia，zaineichengshizhongzuigaodeloudingqueyouyidaorenyingaorantingli，shitianweiyuwuwu！
neidaoshenyingbingbugaoda，zaizheihongmingsinvedetianweixiafanerxianderuobujinfeng。mingmingzhinendelianpangquebaichuyifubieyangdechengshu。
taweiweitanleyikouqi，muguangningshizhebeileidiansiliedetiankong，yangtianhandao：“buzhishinaweidaoyouzaicididujie？”
“daoyouruoyoupiaoliangdenver，wotiandikebaodaoyouanranwuyang！”
哧……呼……嘭！
tiantaidemenconglimianbeituikai，erhouyizhenfengguobamenshuaizaiqiangshangfachuyishengjuxiang！
sansigezhongnianhanzilianshangjingxiyukusebingcun。
“少爷果然在这！”
“haishixiaojielejietaa！”
yinanrenchaoneirendahan：“shaoye！huijiaba，xiayudaleile！”
neirenmeitouyitiao，ziguzidechaotianhandao，“jirandaoyoubushezijianver，neiyebuyaoguaibentiandibuchushouxiangjiu！”
“gaoci！”neirenyishuaiheisedezhangpao，yifuxiazibayi。
咔嚓！
neijigezhongniannanrenyanjingyidiandiandezhengchenglejidanda！
jiuzaitamenyanqian，tamenyanzhengzhengdekanzhe，yizhabuzhadekanzhe……
yidaoshuitongcuxideziseleitingzhuanshunzaxia，napashitamenyizhabuzhadekanzheyelengshimeifanyingguolai，qianyimiaohaizaitamenyanqiandeshaoye，xiayimiaojiubeileitingyanle。
qianqiannaozilizuihouyigeniantou：woc！zhuangbizaoleipi，gurenchengbuqiwo……
leitingchixulezuzuyiliangfenzhong。
daidaozheitiaocudadeleitingxiaoshihou，fangfotiandizhijianyiqiedouanjingle。
“shaoyeni？”nanrenjiangyingdechelechezuijiao。
leitingguohou，tiantaizhishengxialeyigedadong……
……分割线……
“shenme！！！nishuoqianerbeileipisile？！！”
yuanbenyiguanchuchuhezherechadenanzidunshinaoziwengdeyisheng……
nanzishuangyanjianjianwushen，kouzhongzhishiyizhinannan：“bukeneng，bukeneng……”
嘭！
扑棱棱……
qibasuidexiaonvhaishouzhongduanzhedeyinliaoguowusanluoyidi。xiaonvhaimeiyouqujian，shuangyanwumengmengdewangzhenanren……
nanrentaitoukanlexiaonvhaiyiyanlikehuishen，qiangyanhuanxiaodao，“tangtangbuyaozheji，shuobuzhunzheiyoushinigegedeezuojuni。”
xiaonvhaidailenglengdekanzhedimian，kekoukele，neishigegezuixihuanhedeyinliao，zuixihuandewendushi9sheshidu，shuoneishitiandijishu。zuixihuanjuzi，queyoubuxihuanjusi（juziguoroufuzhedebaisesiwang），diaozaidishangdejihudoushibohaodejuzi，meiyouyidiandiandejusi……
“哥哥……”
“哥哥……”
“wobuyaonizou，buyaolikaitangtang……”
xiaotangtanghunhuneedechaomenwaipaoqu，nanrenlikechaopurenhanyiju：“lanzhuta！”
taxiaoxiaodeshenqubuzhidaocongnalibengfachulaideliliang，mengranbaduzaimenkoudepurentuikai！
huamianyizhuan，xiaonvhaibianlaidaoletiantaizhishang。dayanjingrenbuzhupususudeluolei。
“nibushishuoyaotangtangdangnidetongyangxima！”
“nibushishuoguoyaobaohuwoma！”
“nibushishuoguoyongyuanbulikaitangtangma……”
“wuwuwu，nigedapianzi！qianqiangegeshigedapianzi……”
xiaotangtangchuoqijisheng，jianjiantingzhilekuqi，jingzhidexiaobiziyichouyichou，“qianqiangege……tangtang……tangtanglaizhaonile……”
xiaotangtanghaobuyouyudefanguohulan，yiyueerxia！
qianqiangege，tangtang，laile……
ye，zhongguiyujing，yexumingridexinwentoutiaohuishi“beileipisideshaonian！”，yexuhuishi“zuinianqingdexunqing！”。
shijieyiranrishengriluo，yueliangyebuhuiweizhehuoxingzhuan，shijieshoufuziranshishijieshoufu，kuaiesidewangwenzuojiayebuhuituranbaohuo。
buguoshisilelianggereneryi，napazheiliangrendeshenfenzaizenmebuputongyerengjiuwufajizheigeshijiejiqiduoshaolanghua。jiuxiangyikeshiziluoruledahai，yidiyuluhuiguilexishui。
……分割线……
这是哪？
zheipiankongjianyipianqihei，yishisuxingdeqianqianwanglewangsizhou，guoran，zheipiankongjianshenmedoumeiyou，baokuozijihuoxudoushibucunzaide。
中二病害死人啊……
tianshade，laozishenshangyoumeiyoudaoleiwu，zaizhuanglebileizhendeloudingbeileipile？！！
silaixiangqu，zheibuhedaolia！kexuemeifajieshia！
唉，管他呢……
zheimeshuolai……zijizheishisileba？
emmmm……
wodetangtanga！ounijiangqubulenile……
luoliyujieyangchengjihuashibaile……
huashuozheishidiyuma？yemeigeren，pei，yemeigeguilaiyingjieyixiaxiaoyede。xiaoyehuozhedeshihouzenmediyesuangetiancaiba！
shijianmanmanliushi，zheipianqiheidekongjianmeiyouyidianbianhua。qianqianyejiunalemenle，heigulongdongdezheishiganhawanyi？pitiana？panguhaiyoubafutouni！
niangde！！jiwokai！！！
qianqiannaozilihuanxiangchuyifuzijikaitianpididechangjing！
“ding……jiancedaozhongerzhihunxiongxiongranshao，yiquerensuzhu！”
“ding，suzhushifouxuyaobangdingmogaihuanxiangxitong。”
qianqiandenaodaiguafengkuangdeyunzhuan，shenweitangtangzhongershaonian，xitongliuduitalaishuobumosheng。
suishuoxitongguangyishanglaishuoshifuzhusuzhubianqiangdegongju，danshiyeyouyixieyaoyan**。bingqie，dongbudongjiumoshadechengfafangshizhenshirangsuzhubilegoubannanshou。
mogaihuanxiangxitong，mogailiangzijiushuomingzheixitongyouzheyaoyan**deqianli，ruguonengbubangdingdehuaneiguoduanfangqi。xiaoyecaibuyaozuoxitongdekuileisuzhu。
可是如今……
zheigeheigulongdongdedifangtachubuqua。
“绑定。”
“ding，gongxisuzhubangdingmogaihuanxiangxitong。benxitonghuibenzhebuganraosuzhuzhuguanyishixiafuzhusuzhubianqiangdeyuanzebangzhusuzhutupociyuanshufu。”
呦呵，不错不错。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuzhuangtaiyisiwang，xitongjiangbangzhusuzhuzhongshengzhiqitashijie，shifouqueren？”
“e，nengbunengrangwofuhuo？”
“ding，jiancedaosuzhusuochudeyuanshijieweiyuanshixingkong，wurenhexiulianfangshi。suzhuyixiangbohui。”
woqu！zhendejiade？！qigongdashi，dedaogaoseng，jianghuwulin，xixuegui，zheixiedoushijiade？
wodigeguaiguai，wohaiyizhiyiweidiqiushangyouyinshigaoshouni？
穿越就穿越吧。
xianzaishichuanyuexitongliudekaiju。
“ding，zhengzaisuijixuanzesijishijie，suijijieguowancheng，chuanyueshijiewei：douluodalu。”
“ding，zhengzaiquedingshikongxianlu……zhengzaishengchengsuzhucunzai……zhengzaisuijixuandingshenfen……zhengzaidiaojieronghexuemai……chuanyuezhongshengzhunbeiwancheng！zhongshengkaishi……”
woqu？zheijiukaishile？haixing，meizizi，douluodalu，kuoyikuoyi。xiaoyeruye……