第二章奶奶
shoujihenkuaifachuzhendong，meixiangdaofuxingshuojiwofalailexinxi，wenwohaimanyima？
tazhideshiyituanzaodehunlihaishidapingmushangzheizhangbuyazhao？
zheizhangzhaopiandangchushenzhinianrangtashandiao，tashuolehuang，cunlexialai，dangchenglerihounaniewodebabing。
erwoxinxinnianniandexinniangzhengpibeidipazaitadebingchuang。
jincudemeitouhaiweiwanquanshuzhankai，guanxinyilanwuyu。
fuxingshuopailetashuizhedecelianfajiwo，tiaoxindishuodao：
【zhinianhenlei，buyaochaoxingta。】
wodiuxiashouji，hunshenxiangxieleqibantandaozaitaishang。
shenshangdaochudouteng，buguoroutidetengtongzenmeyebibushangxinlide。
jiuzaiyixiaoshiqian，wohaiyiweizijijijiangshishijieshangzuixingfudenanren。
meixiangdaocikedewo，shudeyiwushichu，rucicanlie。
shoujizaicizhendong，wokanleyiyan，shilaojialinjudalaidedianhua。
shanliheiqiqidemeiyouyeshenghuo，zheigeshihou，tamenbushiyinggaidoushuilema？
woqingleqingsangyin，jirousongdonglexia，jinliangyuqiruchangdianlejieting。
dianhuaneiduanchuanlaileyigeehao，nainaizaijiashuaidao，buxingqushile。
erbianxiangyoushenmedongxizhalieleyiban，hongdeyisheng，xianrulerongzhangerkebudejijingzhizhong。
“ashen，ninshuo......shenme？”
meigezidouxiangshibeijuzisikailacheguo，yadaowozibuchengyin。
fangfowanjianchuanxin，wodeshuangyandunshimohu。
zheiyidingbushizhende，mingmingxiawuwomencaitongguodianhua。
neishihounainaihaihewoshuo，tazaixiuzhongsunzidexiaoyifu。
woxiaotameiyingdeshiqingneimezhejiganma，kebunengdangzhezhiniandemiancuisheng。
jinjinguoqujigexiaoshi，zenmehuizheimeturan？
hunshenruzhuibingku，wozhandouzhechadianzhuabuwenshouji。
“ashen，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？wonainaishentiyixianghenhao，zenmehui......”
“xiawuwokandaoyouyiqunrenzhaodaolenijia，woyiweishishenjialairen，jiumeizaiyi。shuiqianwoquzhaosonganiangjiedianzhenxian，jiukandaomenhaikaizhe，songaniangyijing......”
linjuashenzaidianhualikudeqibuchengsheng：“songaniangdaozaidishang，shentidouliangle......”
hunhuneedihuilaojiabanliwannainaidesangshi，zheijitianshenzhinianyizhidoumeiyoulianxiwo。
wobuxiangxintameiyoukandaowoneimeduotongbeiguaduandedianhua。
yebuxiangxintameizaiwangshangshuadaoguozheichangnaojubandehunlihouxu。
dayueshimougefuwuyuanpaishedeshipin，zaiwangshangzhakaileguo，yixizhijianwolunweiquantianxiadexiaobing。
huichenghou，woxianquleyiyuan，hushishuofuxingshuoyijingchuyuanle。
tadunangleju：“zhishiyidianxinji，meishenmeyaojinde，bingrenfeiyaozhuyuan。”
erpanturanwengwengzuoxiang，danaoyipiankongbai，wochadianmeizhanwen，lianseshashibaile。
banshangwofuzheqiangkuxiaoqilai，fuxingshuozhenshigecongmingren。
taliyonglezijiyouxinzangbing，rangshenzhinianzaihunlishangjuejuedipaoxiawo。
jilewodangtouyijihou，hairangneimeduobinkexinshangdaowodebuyazhao。
bawochedidingsizaichiruzhushang，shiwoheshenzhinianyongwukeneng。
tadeshouduanduomebeilieyougaoming，zhishiwobuganxin。
huileworenshengdebuyazhaoshishenzhinianshouyi，fuxingshuobaipaide！
woyiweizaojiushandiaole，meixiangdaotahuimaitongfuwuyuandangzhongbofang。
xingshizouroubanchuansuozaichengshidejiedao，mingliangdeluodiboliqian，wokandaolexingtongguimeideziji。
qiaocuidelianshang，shanghenqingyikuaiziyikuai，huzilacha，manyantonghong，bumanxuesi。
zheiyiqiedoushibaifuxingshuosuoci。
woqutajiaxiaoqumenkoudunshou，dengdaoletaheshenzhinianyoushuoyouxiaodicongduimianchaoshizouchulai。
zheiyimu，zaicicitonglewodexin，zhixidetengtonglingwojihukuaihunjueguoqu。
shenzhinianzaojiuhuanxialejiebaidehunsha，chuanzhedanlansedezhangqun，zhangfapijian，jiaobuqingkuai。
fuxingshuoshencaigaotiao，zuijiaohanzheyimoxiaoyi，rouroudeliuhaizaietouqianfudong。
tamenyuanyuanzoulai，menkoudebaoanbulinsedikuazan，haoyiduilangcainvmao，wanrubiren。
kezhiwoxinliyouduohen，shouzhijinjindikoujinzhangxinderouli。
shenzhinian，niruguobuaiwo，weishenmedayingwodeqiuhun？
ruguoaiwo，dangchuweishenmeyaobaipaixiawodebuyazhao？
ruguomeiyoubuyazhao，neixiebaguameitiyebuhuiwenfengerdong，paodaoshanlisaoraowodenainai！
qianbujiunainaijujuehewobandaochengshizhihou，wojilaojiaanlejiankong，shibushihetagekongduihua。
wobahunlidangtiandejiankongdiaochu，hunshendexueyejikebiandebingliang。
nainaishikanlezhaopianyixiashoule**shuaidaozaidi！
neixiewuliangjizhemeiyouyigerenshenchuyuanshou，luohuangertao！
tamenzouhou，nainaizhengzhazhexiangpaqi，zaicidiedao，naodaizhuangshangletangqiandejuzi。
taliudexuedouganhele，shentibingliang，caibeilinjuashenfaxian。
nainaishoushangjinjinzuanzhexiuleyibandexiaoyifu，zaiyemeifawancheng。
fuxingshuodizhetoudingzhushenzhiniankanlu，yanshenwenrousishui，wanquanbuxiangyigemuhoudeguizishou。
yiwangmeicijiandaota，wodoujuedetaduiwoyouhenshendediyi。
woheshenzhiniantiguojici，tazongshidadalieliedijieshi：
“xingshuocongxiaobeiguanhuaile，duisheidouhengaoleng，nibuyaofangzaixinshang。”
kongpaquantianxiadouzhidaofuxingshuodexinsi，zhiyoushenzhinianyizhibudangyihuishi。
tamenqingmeizhumayiqizhangda，jiashipipei，rongmaojieshichuzhong。
fuxingshuodaxuequguowailiuxue，lianggerenbingmeiyouduanlelianxi。
neitianbanye，shenzhinianbawojiaoxing，xinggaocailiedikaichedaiwoqujiuba。
woyixiangbuxineizhongchanghe，naihetashuoyaoxiangwojieshaotagangganghuiguodefaxiao。
dangshiwomenyijingzaiyiqile，zhishimeiyougongkai。
shenzhinianjieshaowoshitadebaobiao。
womeiyouzuosheng，momozuozaijiaoluo，muguangzhuisuizhezhongxinggongyuedeta。
chajuedaoduimianyidaoyufabushandeyanshen，wotaimouwangqu。
fuxingshuoturanqishencoujin，gaodadeshenyingdangzhuwodeshixian，tawanxiaobandisongyongwohejiu。
“zenme？jiudoubuhuihezenmejindeshenshijituan？”
womeitoumodicuqi，zhengyaotuici。
fuxingshuofuzaiwoerbianyuqibushan：“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，baobiaohaishi，nanpengyou？”
tayaoyaqiechibanshuochuzuihousangezi，lengyankanzhewo。
wuxingdeyalizhong，wohuolechuqu。
huahualvlvdejiuyibeibeiguanjinhoulong，meiduojiujiujuedeshixianxuanyun。
wofuzhee，yinyuetingdaoyishengjugaolinxiadexiluo。
“呵，不自量力！”