第四章 接老婆下班

diertian,jiangshijituanmenkou,yiliangyinsebinlitingzailubian,qinchuanxiekaozhecheshen,dengdailaopoxiaban,jietahuijia。

yanqianzheidongsanshicengdedasha,shijiangshijituanzaijianghaishishilidezhengming,erqinchuandelaopo,zeshizheijiajituandemeinvzongcaijiangluoyi。

“ai,maquefeishangzhitoubianfenghuang,zheixiaozizoulegoushiyun,nengpanshangjiangjiadegaozhi。”yigebaoanxiaoshengyilundao。

“jiushia,laozizenmemeiyouzheimehaodeming,xiangzheixiaoziyiyangruzhuihaomen,zheibeizichixianghela,haitaniangyouyigezongcaineiyangdejueshimeinvlaopo。”lingyigebaoanfuhedao。

liangrenmanyanxianmuhejidudaokanzheqinchuan,suishuodangshangmennvxuduinanrenlaishuo,shijianhendiurendeshi,dannengruzhuihaomen,zheibeizijinyiyushi,sheihaizaiyineimeduo。

meicuo,qinchuanshijiangjiadeshangmennvxu,bangenianqianruzhuijiangjia。

biaomiankanqilaihenfengguang,shijishangtaderizibingbuhaoguo,yinweilaopobingmeiyouchengrenguota,zhengtianbatadangyongrenyiyangshihuan。

shenpangjiazhishubaiwandebinlijiushizhengming,chezishijiangluoyide,tazhishichongdangzhuanzhisiji。

chuledangsijizhiwai,tameitianhaiyaozuofandasaoweisheng,zongzhijialidesuoyouzashi,doushitafuze,gengxiangshiyigeyongren。

danqinchuanxinlimeiyourenhebaoyuan,meitianxiaolianxiangying,jiangluoyiderenheminglingtadouwutiaojiantingcong,chulerangtazou。

tazheimezuo,zhishichuyuduilaopodeai。

“shuaige,nidechehaolafeng,nengbunengrangwodageshunfengche?”

huranyidaojiaomeideshengyinxiangqi,yigechuanzhehongsejinshenqundemeinv,miandaiyanranxiaoyi,meimuhanqingdezouleguolai。

qinchuanpieleyiyan,shensedanrandao:“meiguinibienao,bushishuolebielaizhaowoma,nizenmehailai?”

meinvrenruqiming,xianghongmeiguiyiyangjiaoyansihuo,rulieyanbandehongchun,xingganyaoraodeshencai,kandedamenkoulianggebaoanliangyanfazhi,datunkoushui。

meiguishoulianmeixiao,huifuzhengjingdao:“laoda,zuotianzhishi,nihaimanyima?”

tingdaozheili,qinchuandelianshangluchulexiaorong。

meiguisuijishuodao:“nilikaidezheiduanshijian,dixiashijieyijingluanchengyiguozhoule,gefangdalaodouzaicaiceniweishenmeturanxiaoshi。”

“buweishenme,xunzhaowoxiangyaodeshenghuo。”qinchuanyuqipingdandehuidadao。

meiguipielepiezui,youxiebiyidao:“mingzhendixiashijiedeqindidaren,fanshouweiyunfushouweiyu,jingranzhixiangzhemeitianjirendangbaomu,shuochuqusheixina。”

“aixinbuxin!”qinchuanwusuoweidesonglesongjian,zhuanyihuatiwendao:“shuoba,nilaizhaowo,mofeiyoushenmeyaojindeshi?”

“yaojindeshiyidadui,woaigeshuo,shouxianshidibaiwangziyaoqingnincanjiahuangshiyanhui……”

“ting,zheizhongshibiedaraowo,wobuxihuanyingchou。”qinchuanbunaifandedaduandao。

meiguigandaowuyu,xinxiangdibaiwangziyaoshitingdao,haibudekuyunzaita24kchunjindazaodecesuo。

tajiezhedao:“luosichaierdejiazu,xiangyaopinqingnindanrenyigeyuedesirenbaobiao,pinjinliangyi,meijine。”

“wozaibaohuquanshijiezuizhongyaoderen,meigongfudalitamen。”qinchuanguoduanjujuedao。

shijiesandajiazuzhiyifachudeyaoqing,zheimesuisuibianbianjujue,chuleqinchuan,gujizaizhaobuchudiergeren。

“laoda,wozhenshikanbutouni,nimingmingyouzhigaowushangdediwei,pianyaolaizheilijirendangshangmennvxu,renqitunsheng……”meiguitucaodao。

“woleyi。”qinchuanlisuodangrandehuiyingyiju,dafadao:“meibiedeshi,nikuailikaiba,yihuierwolaopochulai,kandaoyougemeinvzai,tahuichicude。”

meiguidelianshangshanguoyimonongnongdexianmujidu,haiyouyisicuyi。

jiangluoyizhenshibabeizixiulaidefufen,jurannengrangxiangyudixiashijiedeqindidaren,ruciaihu,weishenmezheigenvrenbushiwoni?

tazaixinlimomodeaitanyisheng,zhuanyanxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

jifenzhongzhihou,yigemeinvlianbukuankuandezouchudalou,shencaigaotiao,fubairuxue,yitouwuheidezhangfachuiluozaijian,qiaolianwuguanjingzhi,chunhongchibai,yishuangshuilinglingdedayan,fangruozangzhemantianxingchen。

tachuanzheshuilansedexiushentaoqun,shenqiandebaomanhuzhiyuchu,jinqiaodetunbu,yishuangbairunxiuzhangdeyutui,sanfazhewujindenvxingmeili。

zhishi,tameilidemiankonglengruobingshuang,youqishimianduiqinchuan,conglaimeiyouyangqiguobansixiaorong。

zheiweimirenwanqiandejuesejiali,zhengshiqinchuandelaopojiangluoyi,beiyuweijianghaidiyimeinvzongcai。

“laopo,nijintianxinkule。”qinchuanmanlianpeixiao,yinqindishangqianyingjie。

jiangluoyilianshangbenlaijiudaiyunnu,tingdaoqinchuanzheiyangchenghuta,nuqigengshenle:“shuoleduoshaobian,buyaojiaowolaopo!”

“shilelaopo,woxiaciyidingzhuyi,qingshangche。”qinchuanjimanglakaichemen,bingxixindeshenshoudangzaicheding,yimianjiangluoyipengdao。

jiangluoyibuzhuntashiyonglaopozheiyangdeqinnichenghu,danduiqinchuanlaishuo,zheishizijimingzhengyanshundelaopo,xiangjiaoshenmejiujiaoshenme。

zhikexiliangrenyoufuqizhiming,quewufuqizhishi,congjiehundaoxianzai,tashenzhilianjiangluoyideshoudoumeiyoupengguo。

jiangluoyiyouyataijiao,zuojinchedehoupai,duiqinchuandetaidushifenmoran,touzheqingshi。

qinchuankaichelikai,tongguocheneihoushijing,guanchazhejiangluoyidelianse。

tadelianshangyizhidaizhenuqi,xianranshiyinweishenmeshibugaoxing。

“laopo,jintianyudaoshenmefanxinshile?”qinchuanshitanwendao。

“wodeshiyuniwuguan,buyaowenbugaiwende。”jiangluoyidaizhenuqiyingdao,shuangshoubaozaishenqian。

kantazheifushengqideyangzi,qinchuanxinliqingchu,yidingfashenglerangtashifenfennudeshi。xiangdaozhei,tadeyanzhongshanguoyidaohanmang。

wulunshishei,jingganretaxinaidenvrenshengqi,douyaofuchudaijia!

yiluwuyan,huidaobieshu,qinchuanrutongyongrenbanmanghuozuofan,jingxinzhunbeileyidunyingyangmeiweideliaoli,youroudansanwenyushousi,shenhuniupai,hehaixianweizengtang。

danjiangluoyimeiyoushiyu,mianduicanzhuoshangkekoudeliaoli,tasuibianchilejikou,bianfangxiakuaizi,zoushangerlouwoshi。

qinchuanshoushiwanzhuozihechufang,laidaobieshuwai,jimeiguidaqudianhua,diaochashisheiretalaopobugaoxing。

shifenzhonghou,meiguihuibaodao:“yihuoshehuihunhun,zuaijiangshijituandechaiqiangongzuo,shandongzhuhusuoyaogaojiapeichang,haidongshoudashanglegongren。

muhouzhushishiyigedichangongsidelaoban,mingjiaozhanghu,haishiheihubangdebangzhu,heibailiangdaodouyouxieshili,xiangyongzheiyangdefangfabipojiangshijituanhetahezuo,rangchuneikuaidipi。”

qinchuandunshiyongshangnuqi,jingranganbipoweixietalaopo,yanzhongdehanguanggengshen,lengshengdao:“neigejiaozhanghudezasui,xianzaizaina?”

“zhengzaiyijiayezonghuikuaihuo,laoda,yaochudiaotama,womashangquban!”

“kaichelaijiewo,woyaoqinzichuma。”qinchuanlenglengyixiao,bixuqinziqujijiangluoyichuqicaixing。