第3章 只占你的便宜

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suyuqiuhaoburongyibengzhidewenhelianse,cishiyoutanxialianlaile,xiaoyilishiyaoyaqiechideyunwei:“nixiangdezhenmei。”

houlaiyizhizhixiafeiji,suyuqiudoumeiyougenjiangyichenshuoguoyijuhua。jinguan,tabenlaiyemeidasuanhejiangyichenxianliao。

suyuqiuyixiafeiji,jiukanjianlexuduorenbaoweidedishuibulou,doujuzheyixieyansebuyideyingyuanpai。

tayirujiwangdexiaozhegenfensimendazhaohu,zouzaijiangyichendeqianmian。jiangyichenweiweitiaomei,maikaijiaobu,zoudaosuyuqiupangbian,zaiyipianaimeideyanshenlixianshudelazhutadeshou。

suyuqiuzhengzhazheiyaochouchushoulai,jiangyichenqueduitaqingqingdexiaoleyixia,ranhouyongzhiyoutamenlianggerentingdaodeshengyinmantiaosilidao:“wangle?womenxianzaishiyinpingfufu。”

我日啊。

weishenmeshijieshanghuiyouyinpingfufuzheizhongshiwucunzai?

weishenmeshijieshanghuiyoujiangyichenzheigetianshengkexingzai?

suyuqiuxinlihenbudebajiangyichenduochengsuipian,biaomianshangqueshibolanbudong,qingqing“ze”leyisheng,yibianweixiaozhechaofensimendiantou,yibianyongshoufanlouhuiqu。

jiangyichenlveyouchayidekanzheta。

suyuqiuxiaoliyoudiandeyideyiwei。

bujiushikansheipindeguosheima?

bujiushikansheibisheiexinma?

jiangyichenzuijiaodehuduweibukechadexiangshangwanlewan,shuliandejixudousuyuqiu,tuozhangdiaoziweixiaodao:“e,touhuaisongbaoa,nijiuzheimexihuanwome?”

qidesuyuqiuxiangbashoushanglinzhedebaoduitalianshang。

meiyihuier,suyuqiuhejiangyichenjiuzuoshangjiemuzudechelaidaoletamenzheiyicidepaishezongyijiemudedidian。

zheigezongyijiemushi《chengnanjiushi》dedierji,yikuanmanjiezoushenghuoleixingzongyi,bingqieyaoqiuzaiyigelishiyoujiu,guseguxiangdechengzhenliheqitamingxingtongjuyiduanrizi,shunbianbudingshidejieshouyixierenwu。

er《chengnanjiushi》diyijiyinweiqimingxingzhenrongqiangda,juzhudifangyoumeiyiren,xunsucuanhong。

erzheiyijihaiweibochujiujuyoujigaoderedu。yuanyinwuta,zhishiyinwei——

diyi,jiamengdemingxingdabufenshiquanneichangshangresoudeqinglv。

dier,jiamengdemingxingyouxinjinyingdijiangyichenheyinghouhuoqianshi。

zheicidepaishedizaijiangnanyidaideshuixiangpangdexiaozhen,jiemuzuzaizheilizuleyigeliangcengdedudongxiaoyuan。xiaoyuankaojinxiliu,yuanlizhongzhewenrenshuoshidouaidesongbo,gaogaotinglizhe。

cishizhengshizaochen,mimandeyanwuzhengyaosankai,wuqiningchengdeluzhuguazaizhuyeshangmanmanhuaxia,zaochendeyilvguangzhaochuantoumenglongdewuqi。

ruguobushizhanzaimenkoushulizheshexiangjihegongzuorenyuan,suyuqiujihuyaoyiweitachuanyuele,chuanyuehuiyigejiangnanhepandexiaofuzhijia。

jiandaotamenlai,yigechuanzheheiseyifuderenxiaozheyingshanglai,duitamendiantoudao:“jiangyingdi,yuqiu,nimenhao,woshizheigejiemudezongdaoyanqiaochu。”

suyuqiuhejiangyichendiyicirucimoqidezuoleyiyangdedongzuo,duizhetahuileyigeli。

daoyanqiaochujixudao:“gongxinimen,nimenshidiyiduilaidaozheilideqinglv。”

suyuqiujiantashaoweiyadisangyindeyangzi,weiweixiaoleyixia,ranhouguyizhuangzuoyifuqidaideyangzi,wendao:“daoyanninzheimeshuo,shihuiyoujianglima?”

tadeyanjinglixiangshihanleyikeshanshuodexingxingdeyekong,duomuliangren;youdailexieshaonvdedediaopi。

jiangyichenmousechenlechen,ranhoubujingyisideqianshangleganggangbeisuyuqiuzhengtuokailaideshou,shoufaxianshudequtiaodoubujingdoudesuyuqiudao:“yexu,jianglijiushirangdiyigejinrufangziderenqudasaoyixiaweisheng,bijingbuzenmeganjing。”

suyuqiuliansebubian,baochizhetadeweixiao,kanzhejiangyichendeyanguangquexiangshisharendelidao,“nifangxin,qinaide,”tahuanleyikouqi,tuozheyikouqidao:“wohuizainidasaodeshihoutinijiayoude。”

buexinsinitasuyuqiujiubamingzidaoguolainian!

ranhou,tajiukanjianjiangyichenyibenzhengjingdesikaopianke,poweirenzhendedao:“buxinga,nvshiyouxiana。”

yinweijiemuzuweilezengjiarenqi,suoyidiyiqishidasuancaiyongzhiboxingde。

zheigeshihoudezhiboqishiyijingkaishile。jiemuyikaishideshoushilvhaibucuo,dajiayikanjiansuyuqiuhejiangyichenchulaihou,doufenfenkaishishuadanping:

【wanle,zheicaigangkaishilujiemuni,wokenengjiuyaokannanshenguicuoyibanle。】

【wodushibaolatiao,jiangyichenjintianwanshangjinbulefangmenle,yaoshuiketingle。】

【suoyi,zheijiushizhinanbenzhi???】

buguoyeyouyixiebuhexiedehuayusheng——

【suyuqiunizheigenvrenbuxubawojiagegeganchufangmen!buxu!gegeyaoshiweiqulewomenxingfendiyigemasini!】

【suyuqiuganshenmeduiwojiagegea,gegehetajiehunyijingshitasuyuqiuzhanleguanglehaoma?】

【loushangdeshuohuafangganjingdian,ok?】

【nimenxingfenzenmelaoshixihuanzhaobierenmafan?mafansuzhihaoyidianhaoma?】

……

benjiemudediyilunqiazhankaishile。

buguohenxianranwaimianzheisangerenbingbushoudaoyingxiang,qiaochucishizhengzaiyilianshenmideyadishengyinheiheileliangsheng,dao:“fangjianziyoutiaoxuan,danxiandaoxiande。”

suyuqiuleran,ranhouxiaozhehuidao:“haodewozhidaole,womenxianjinqule。”

ranhouliangrenzoujinyuannei,tuikaifangzidedamen。lingrenyiwaideshi,limiandezhuangxiuyepianxianggufeng,yigudianhongseweidi,xuduojiajuyongdedoushimuzhide,dangrandianshiyileidianqihaishiyoude。

suyuqiuzaizhengtinglidaochuzhuanzhekan,turanhengxiaoyishengdao:“mouyingdi,shuohaodenvshiyouxianni?zenmetuimendeshoutuidebiwohaikuai?tingshuangbiaodea。”

jiangyichenxixidekanletayiyan,ersuyuqiucishizhengbeiduizheta,zhiluchuyigexianxigaoshoudebeiying。jiangyichenmanyouyoudezoudaotashenhou,haidaizhepingrilidediaoerlangdangdeqixi,dao:“zenme,huanhuanshengqilema?”

suyuqiudeshentizaozaitaloushanglaideneiyikejiujiangzhule,tadeerchuimomingqimiaodefahong。

suyuqiuyoudianbuzirandebatoubiexiangqitadifang,piankehouyouzhuanguotouhuilai,lianshangshenqingbubian,zhouzhemeitoudao:“wei,jiangyichen,nixiangzhanrenbianyi?”

kantadeliansegenbenkanbuchuhuangzhang,haoxiangganggangbuziranderenbushita。keshisuyuqiubuzhidaodeshi,taerchuishangdeweihong,bataneixindezhenshixiangfabaoludeyilanwuyu。

jiangyichendangranyekanjianle,taqingqingdixiaolexia,siyiyouzhangyang。taxianshilanyangyangdedixiaosheng:“ai,xiaoguniang,huabushizheimeshuodeba?jiangdehaoxiangwoshishenmejinhuizhanrenbianyiderenyiyang。”

suyuqiuhaiweilaidejikaikou,talianshangdexiaoyiyehaiweixiaosan,jiuyoujiqirenzhendifouren:“wobusuibianzhanbierendebianyide。”

“wozhizhannidebianyieryi。”