第5章 听说小花旦今天看脑残剧了

suyuqiujinrufangjian,fanghaoxinglihou,kanleyixiafangjianlidezheizhangweiyideermikuandedachuang,mianwubiaoqingchensixujiu。

yexuzaizhongrenyanli,tahejiangyichenshiyiduigaodiaoxiuenaidefufu,tamenliyingshuitongyizhangchuang。

keshi,tahejiangyichendouzhidao,tamenbushizhende!bieshuoshizuoyixiebukemiaoshudeshile,tamenshenzhilianchuangdoumeiyouzaiyiqishuiguo。

suyuqiumianwubiaoqingdeningshizhechuang。

jiangyichensihumingbaitaxinlimianxiangdedaodishishenme,tiaotiaomeikankansuyuqiu,shiyiwen:shenmeshi?

tazhengzhalexujiu,ranhoubiechuyijuhua:“jintianwanshangwoshuishafa,nishuichuang。”

jiangyichenkantazheixinbuganqingbuyuandemoyang,renzhexiaoyi,shuochulesuyuqiuqidaixujiudejujuehuayu:“buyongle。”

suyuqiushifenmanyi。henhao,jiangyichennibuyaolianzuosilejigexiaoshixianzaizhongyudongdeyaogaiguozixinlema?ok,ruguoniyidingyaosajiaodagundaoqian,bingqieleiliumanmiantongkurangbenbaobaoshuichuangnishuishafadehua,yebushibukeyi。

她就……大方的……

“你睡床。”

ng,keyi,neitajiudafangdianbujiqianxiande……

原谅他。

tagangxiangwan,jiangyichenjiujixumanyouyoudeshuochuxiayijuhua:“woyeshuichuang。”

苏欤秋:“……”

苏欤秋:“??”

tayilianjingedetaiqitou,kanjiangyichenmianbugaise,daizhengxujiu。zheiliangjuhualianqilai,tazenmejiubumingbaishishenmeyisileni?

bushi,dengdeng,shenmejiaozuotashuichuang,tayeshuichuang?zheibujiutongchuangshuilema?

bushi,suyuqiujinjiezheyilianbukezhixin:“bushi,jiangyichen,**haishigenandema?shenweiyigenanrennixianzaibushiyinggaitebieshenshideshuochunishuishafadehuama?nishimeikanguoshabaitianbadaozongcaijuma?”

jiangyichenyiting,yiweishenzhangdekanzhetaxiaoleyixia,yiyousuozhidao:“e,suoyi,nipingshidoushikanzheizhongjude。”

suyuqiuyaoyaqiechiweixiaozhekanta:“qinaidejiangyingdi,ninengjieshiyixia,nishishenmeyisima?”

“meishenmeyisi,”jiangyichengouqizuichun,zhaojiuyifusuyuqiushuxideqianzoumoyang:“guaibude,nikanshangquhuishaderangrenjuedekeai。”

tashuowanhou,jiuganshoudaolelaizisuyuqiudesiwangningshi。

突然间沉默下来。

guolehaoyizhener,jiangyichenwuyandexiaole,ranhoushouxiankaikoudapochenmo:“wodeyisishi,zuihaoshuitongyizhangchuang。bijingwomensheiyebuzhidaomingtianzaoshangjiemuzuhuibuhuilaigetuxi。daoshihourangguanzhongmenkanjianwomenyigeshuichuang,yigeshuishafaneijiubuhaole。”

suyuqiuyebuxiangzaizheizhongshishangzuoguoduodejiujie,ta“ze”lesheng,daizheyidiandiandebuqingyuan,“xingba。”

zhengliwanxinglihou,suyuqiuxialoudaoketinglijingjingdengdaishengxiadejiabindedaolin,erjiangyichenhaizailoushangtebieguimaodetuotuolaladezhenglidongxi。

yebuzhidaotayoushenmedongxinengzhenglide,ze,bitayigenvshenghaiyaoman。suyuqiurushixiang。

buyihuier,jiabindoudaoqile,buchuyuliao,chabuduodoushiqinglv。zhishirangsuyuqiuyoudianjingyadeshi,neigehetayiyangshigeerxianmingxingdexuemanyecanjialezheigejiemu。

xuemanzheigerenyoudiandianteshu。

tatianshengyishuangtaohuayan,yanjiaoqingtiaodexiangshang,bujingyikanrenyiyanjiuxiangshibabierendehundougouzuzoule,zaijiashangyouyizhangjingzhidelian,peishangtapingrilidadankaifangdezhuangrong,huoshengshengyifujingyandenvwangmoyang。

zheiyangdelian,zaijiashangenaduozideshencai,benyinggaizoudeshichuchuzhanhuarecaoderenshe。

然而,世事无常。

xuemanbenrenkanshangqusuiyiyonglan,chuchufengqing,kexiguziliqueshitouzheyigulimaodeshuli,rangrenbudezaikaojinyibu。yushichudaoduonianlai,yingshilianyidianfeiwendoumeiyou。

xuemanchongzhesuyuqiuweiweiyixiao。“haojiubujianahuanhuan,ninandaobuxiangwoma?”

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“dangranbuxiang。”jiangyichenshuo。tataiqiyanmou,yiweibumingdikanzheyanqianzheigeheisejuanfadenvren——yinghouhuoqianshi。jiangyichenxiaoxiao:“woyiwei,woshangciyijingshuodegouqingchule。”

huoqianshizhoumei:“jiangxiansheng,woyiweiwomenshikeyihezuode。niyouzuidadehaiwaiziyuan,erwoyouzuidadetonghangqudao,youqianbuzhuan,bushishangrenbenxingba?”

jiangyichenhaobutuirang,manbujingxindezhuanzheshoushangdebi,“woyeshuoguo,qiantishihuoyinghounixianrangnifuqinhuozhengyanxianshenglaiyitang。”

kongqichenmozhe,duimiandenvrenturanxiaole:“hao,wozhidaonidetaidule。nigenbenjiumeixiangguogenwohezuo。neime,zaijian。”

jiangyichenmianbugaise,poyoulimaodehuida:“zaihui。”

yizhidaohuoqianshilikaifangjianjiangyichenshoushangdedongzuoyemeiyoutingzhixialai。butingzhuandongdebiyingchuyidaolengyingdeguang。liangjiu,wuneiderencaimanmandezeleyisheng,“nidangwoshazime?”

bierenbuzhidao,tahaihuibuzhidao?huoqianshi,zaojiubeihuojiachumingle。gentahezuo,genbenjiubuhuiyouyisisidebaozhang。neime……weishenmeyaozhaotani?

shixinxu……haishiyinweitazhinengzhaotale?

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“wozhinenglaizhaonileya……”xuemanpoweiweiqudetongsuyuqiushuodao,neishuangqiushuiyingyingdeyanmouhanzheleishui,jianzhijiaorenhuaiyizijizuoleshenmeshangtianhailide。xuemanqingqingchouqiyisheng,“nandao……niwangledangnianwomenyiqizhaiguodexianguo,kanguodewanlishanheleme?”

苏欤秋:“……”

suyuqiuhaoxindetixingta:“neishiwoyigerenzhaideguozi,nidangshizaishuxiakanfengjing。lingwai,ruguonishizhiwomenyiqikanguodedianshiju《wanlishanhe》dehua,neiyesuanba。”

danpingderenjianzhiyaoxiaosile:

【这是什么活宝?】

【xu……qiuqiuzanxiaoshengdian,liudianmianzijiwuguimana。】

【zheicaishizhenzhengdecpba?haomenga,buxing,zheiduicpwosuole!】

【rangwomenyiqiguankanxijingmanzaixianyanxi!】

……

xuemanjianzhuangyeshouqilezijidechouqisheng,yilianchibiezhuang:“huanhuannihaishineimebuhaowan,renjiawandezhengkaixinni。xingba,neiniweishenmebugenwoyigefangjianshuia?”

她也想啊!!!

zheibushiyougejiangyichenma?

suyuqiuyoukunanyan,zhinengxiaoxiaojixutixingta:“jiemuzuguiding,qinglvyigefangjiande。”

tashuowanranhouroulerouzijideetou。suyuqiuzongjuedezijijintianbuduijing。zheizhongbuduijingganshicongjiandaojiangyichenneiyikekaishide。buzhidaoweishenme,jiandaolejiangyichenzhihou,tajiumomingqimiaodekongzhibuhaozijideqingxu……bu,shimeibanfazuodaoxiangyiwangyiyangqingxubuyangyuwai。

suyuqiujinlianglengjingxialai,jixudandandao:“buguo,yihuierwomenkeyiyiqimaicai。”