第1章
咚！——咚，咚！
yimanliangkuai，sanshenggengguqiaoguo，yishiyebansangeng。
xujingjingqinghengyisheng，zaijiejiejiedeguaixiaoshengzhongwuzhetouzhengkaileyan，faxianzijitangzaichengmenwaibinglengdenidishang，yigejianzuihousaimankouhuangyadeerliuzizhengchaotayaojiantanshouguolai，yujiekaitayaojiandebujin。
“xiaoniangzi，biezheji，gegewozheijiulaile，wodeguaiguaier，heiheihei......”
“zheixipinenroude，ranggegewohaohaotengni。”
huangyaxiliuyikoutuomo，shuozhejiuyaopuyadaotadeshenshanglai。
xujingjingzhoumei，gubushangtouteng，zuoshousuishouzhualebani，dalichaohuangyadeyiduisanjiaoyanyangqu。
youshouxunsujianqiyigenshuchazi，chaohuangyahoubuchaqu，zaifengsongduanzijuesundeyijiao，zhijiebarenchuaidelianfansangun，diejinbanrengaodeyecaocongli。
tazheicaipaidiaoshoushangdehuizhanleqilai，ditoukandaozijishoushangzhanlebushaodexue，toubuhouceyeyinyindetengleqilai。
“kekeke、hehehe......yanjing，wo、wode......ni、nigesiniangmen！”
huangyacuozheyanjing，tengdequanzaidishangfangun，wulehoulongwubulekudang，hehehekegebuting。
xujingjingzhanqishenhuangusiye，naozilihongranyizhen，tajidezijizhengzaijiuzhuangdijiaolizuoshi，turanzhehuole，tabeikunzaidijiaolishiquyishi。
这是穿越了？
dianguanghuoshijian，yuanzhudejiyirutongyibadachui，kuangkuangkuanghangshiletadedanao。
yutatongmingdeyuanzhu，caijiji，jiazaizhanglingchengwaideyushucun，zixiaobeimaizaichengzhongdedahurenjiazuoyahuan。
taxingziruanruo，jialiyoulehouniangjiuyouhoudie，yueyindoujiaotanxindehouniangsouguazoule，youhaibugou。
hounianghaigesanchawujiulaiyitang，dingzhutayidingyaochenzaopashangshaoyedechuang，dengzhetayizaobeinalexiaohaojixujijialisongyinzi。
sheizhizheihuajiuchuandaolezhumushenbiandedayahuanerduoliqule，duifangzhijiejiuwutagoudashaoye，benjiuxiantachuluodetaishuilingdezhumulianyejiubatafamaijilerenyazi。
yuanzhuchuanlexinjijialiren，rangtamendaizheyinzilaishuzijihuiqu，sheizhidengdaotianheiyemeirenlai，renyayuxingbugui，xiaoguniangyifanzhengzhatoujikezailechengqiangshang，renmeile。
xujingjingxiangdaozheili，gubushangtouteng，mangzuandaocaocongli，chenhuangyameihuanguojinglai，youchaotanaomenshangbuleyishitou，huangyabaiyanyifan，zhijiebushengrenshi。
xujingjingzheicaidunxialaizaihuangyadeshenshangfanzhao，denglezheixujiuzheijiarendoumeilai，bachengyagenjiumeixiangnayinzishuren，tadangjipanduanzheishidengbude，zhiyoukaoziji。
banzhanchagongfu，tajiuzhaodaolezijideshenqi，xiaoxindishoujinhuaili，xianglexiang，younachulai，tiqiqunbaisaidaowazili。
shenqinadaoshou，shijiyeqiahaokazaiyuanzhucongxianqiandefulibeinianchulai，haimeibeimaidaoxiajiadekongdangzhijian。
xujingjingyaozuodediyijianshi，jiushihuiquzhaodaoyuanzhubeihouniangmeizoudeqian，quxianyabanujidebeianxiaole，shuhuiziyoushen。
tashouhaoshenqihou，congzijiliyisixiayitiaoganjingdebutiao，batoushangdeshangzanshiguoshang，zhunbeihuiyushucunqu。
xujingjingganggangzhanqishen，jiujiancaocongbuyuanchu，youjigerenjuzhehuobachaozheibiankuaisuganlai，datoudezhengshitaneihouniangwujinhua。
yuanzhubeizhuchulaishi，yangtongxiangjijialisongguokouxin，rangtamendaiyinzilaibatacongrenyazishoulimaihuiqu。
yushucunlichengmenbenjiubuyuan，wujinhuatuodaozheishihoucailai，jiuyouxienairenxunweile。
xujingjingchenrenmeilaidaogenqian，yijiaobacaoconglidehuangyachuaidaopangbiandehuchengheli，ranhoudandingdikanzhewujinhuadaizherenyuelaiyuejin。
“zaineier！renguoranzaineier，kuaikuaikuai，biejiaoneigexiaotizijitaole！”