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【danfanshuadaozheibenxiaoshuodegeweidagemen,cikekaishicaishenjuangu,jinnianbifadacai!】

【pingxingshijie,qinggeweidagebuyaoduihaoruzuo!yijinxiaoheiwu,tongxingqinghuazou!!!】

【nanpinwen,zuozhehedudubugongdaitian,qinggeweidagejianchidao45zhangyihou,danfanyouyidianrangzhujiaodagejuedebunanrenhuozhedagekanhoujinnianmeiyoufacaide,huilaimawo!】

“zheishiba**nalaile?!”

“babadebabajiaoshenme”,

“babadebabajiao....”,

shoujixianggebuting,shuxideweixinyuyindianhuatishiyinjingxinglechuangshangderen,

孟德昆!

tahuanshiyixiazhouweimoshengyouyouxieshuxidechuzuwuhuanjing!

“穿越了?”

keshi,pingbaiwugudezenmehuichuanyueni?

meiyou“dayun”paikache,meiyoushandian,yemeiyouhongseshitou,

zailingwaiyigeshijie,tazhengzaiguo28suideshengri,kanzhezijitianle6niandenvshen,jurannazijideqianyangbaiyueguang,taxintongwubi!

zaihaoxiongdidedailingxia,pinchangleyici998zhihou,wanquandakailezijidexinshijie!

jieshuhou,hehaoxiongdihejiuluchuan,qingzhuxinsheng,dazuiyichanghouhuijiashuijue,yijuexinglaizenmejiuchuanyuele?

我特么这是喝死了?

yaoyaotou,zixixianglexiang,shangbeiziqueshihesile,ranhoutoutaidaolezheili(lanxing)

shizhijinri,mengpotanghaoxiangshishixiaole,huifuleshangbeizidejiyi。

naqichuangtoujupangbianxiangleyihuidedeshouji,

pingmushangmianxianshizhe,“qinaidetingting!”

zhengshizheijushentitiandeduixiang,liangtingting,rensongwaihao,liuruyan!

记忆瞬间袭来,

mengdekunbujinxiangdazijiliangbazhang,

yuanlai,zheibeizitemezijiyeshiyizhitiangou!!!

zijitianleliangtingting6nian,xianzaidezheijushentishi21sui,shishangdazhuandezuihouyinian,

zuihouyiniandoumeishenmeshiqing,mengdekunbaitiansongwaimai,wanshanggandaijia,choukonghaigangankangshuinishazidehuo,chulebudangyazi,shazhengqianjiugansha!

zhengdeqianquanbujileliangtingting,erzheige**juranzhishihezijilalashou,qitadeshadouburanggan!

zuotianjielegekangshazidehuo,6loumeiyoudianti,gandetaimengle,huidaochuzuwu,zhijieshuisiguoqule!

sileliangci,liangshidejiyironghezaileyiqi!

mengdekunnaqishouji,jietongletonghua,haimeikaikou,duifangjiushiyidunshuchu:

“mengdekun,nizaiganshenme,zenmezheimejiucaijiedianhua!zuotianjinishuodeshiqingkaolvdezenmeyangle?”

“kaolvninainaigetui!”,mengdekuntuokouerchu。

老子现在觉醒了,

zheitiangou,sheiaitemedangsheidang!

turan,mengdekunnaohailichuanlaiyishengruannuodedianzitishiyin:

【ding,suzhuliangshihuodehaorenka,‘zuohaoren,xinghaoshi’xitongjihuo,xitongfaburenwu,dayingduifang,zhaogutashanliangdesaozi30tian,jianghuoqu‘tianshizhiyan’jiangli】

shenme?xitong?haiyoujiangli?

zaihuangfanqiekanguoshudepengyoumendouzhidao,xitongkeshigehaodongxia!

mengdekunzheicaihuiyiqilai,

zuotiantazhengzaikangshazideshihou,liangtingtingdadianhuaguolai,rangmengdekunqutagejiadangyigeyuedenanbaomu,zhaogutaganggangshengchanlianggeyuedesaozi!

mengdekunhaodaiyeshiyigezhennanren,zuobaomuzheizhongshiqingtayishijianhaijieshoubule,

buguo,dangshitadanxinliangtingtingshengqi,jiushuozijikaolvyixia!

danxianzaiyongyouliangshidejiyi,

tadexiangfawanquangaibianle!

mengdekunzailiangtingtingdeshoujixiangcezhongjianguo,

tadesaozizhoumengying,zhangdefeichangpiaoliang!

quzuobaomu,yebushibuxing!

.....

电话那边,

梁婷婷气的不行,

“ni...ni....mengdekun,niganyongzheiyuqijiwoshuohua!nifanle!”

“e,tingting,niwuhuile,ganggangmeihenishuohua,menkouyigefachuandande,wenwokaobukaolvdangyazi,wozhijiebatamazoule!”,mengdekunlingjiyidong,jieshidao。

“puci,liangniyebuganzheimeduiwoshuowan,buguojiuni,shaidequhei,dangyazidoumeirenyao!”,liangtingtingtingmengdekunzheimeshuo,zhijiebeidouxiaole,

她接着说道:

“niyebiekaolvle,woyihuibadizhifani,nixiawujiuguoquba,wogetingzhejide!”

“xing,haole,baozhengtingwojiatingtingdehua!”,dangle6niandetiangou,mengdekunshizhangkoujiulai!

“haohaobiaoxian,xiacijianmianhaijinilashou!”,

liangtingtingshuowan,manyidegualedianhua,zheicaishitadetiangouzhengchangdebiaoxian!

“biaoxianninainaigetuier,yaobushikanzaiyoujianglidefenershang,jiniyigedabidou!”,

wanghouyusheng,tiangou,goudoubudang!

mengdekunbashoujirengzaichuangshang。

zhanqilaishenleyigelanyao!

脑海里声音响起,

【ding,suzhuyijingdayingjieshourenwu,‘tianshizhiyan’yijingdaozhang,youyushixitongjihuohoudediyigerenwu,ewaijiangli‘meiyanzhiqu’】

“**,zheixitongzheimezhineng?wojiushuoleju,xing,haole,jiuzidongdayingle?”

suizheruannuodeshengyinjieshu,

mengdekunhaimeifanyingguolai,

tajiujuedezijideyanjingbiandefeichangmingliang,

cishi,qiyuedelinhai,tianqishifenyanre,

fangjianliyijingyoulejizhicangying,

erjiushizheixiecangying,rangmengdekunfaxianleyijianfeichangbukesiyideshiqing,yinweizheixiefeiwudecangying,zaimengdekunyanzhong,jiufangfofangmanlesuduyiyang。

tanaqizuotianchiwaimaiyongdeyicixingkuaizi,yixiazijiuzhuazhuleyizhicangying!

mengdekunsuihouyouchangshilejici,tafaxian,zhiyaozijishaoweijizhongjingliqukanzheixiecangying,tamenfeixingdesudujiuhuibianman。

lianxushilehaojicidouyiyang。

zheixiazhijierangmengdekunjingdaile,suijixinzhongxinzhongyixi。

xiangdaoganggangxitongdeewaijiangli,

他立马走到镜子前,

faxianzijiyinweizhangshijianhuwailaozuoershaidequheidelian,xianzaibiandefeichangbaijing,laqishangyi,duzishangfujidexiantiaoyebiandeshifenmingxian,

cishideta,huifulewangrideshuaiqi!

dangran,tadeshuaibingbushineizhongdialidiaqiruanmianmiandexiaonaigou!

shengaosuiranmeiyouyimibawu,danshiyeyouyimiba!

tingbarusong,jianbangkuankuo,xiantiaoliuchang,

lianpanglengjiaofenming,yishuangshensuideyanmou,yandifangfozangzhexingguang,jingqishenshizu。

(nanzhupeitu)【qingzhaojingzichakan】

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qishizhiyaoshaoweishoushiyixia,mengdekunjueduishixuexiaodexiaocao,danzhangshijiandetili**,rangtameishijianzhuyizijidebianfu,congermaimeizailezhongrenli!

erliangtingtingnazhetadeqian,tishengxueli,kaolegezhuanshengben,qitadexingquban,yemeishaobao,

shenmechahuaban、hongjiujianshangban,dengdengshangcengshehuiyongdedaodedongxi,tatongtongdouxue,feichangnuli,dangran,xuefeidoushimengdekundechude!

时间久了,

梁婷婷越来越自信,

mengdekunyuelaiyuezibei,yuezibeijiuyuezhuanqian,baqiantongtongjiaojiliangtingtingdeneiyike,mengdekuncaijuedezijishaoweipeideshangliangtingting!

“啪”,

mengdekunqingqingjilezijiyibazhang,

“我真是贱啊!”

yihouzhuanqianzijihua,yifenyebusongjita!

buguo,xiangzheliangtingtingshoujilitasaozidezhaopian,

孟德昆嘴角一挑,

zheikeshiniyaoyinlangrushide,bieguaiwo!!!

......

zheibian,hongjiupinjianxuexiban,

liangtingtinggualedianhua,mashangjizijidegegeliangyidongdalegedianhua,“ge,gaodingle,taxiawujiuguoqu!”

“ng,wozhidao,woxianzaiyijingkaoshanglezhuanshengben,taxianzaiyijingpeibushangwole!”

“fangxinbage,wozhidaohetabaochijulide!”

“biedanxinge,womenzuiduojiushilalashou,meiyouqitadeshiqing,neigeshazi,jitalageshoujiugaoxingbantian!”

......

liangtingtinggualedianhua,taxianzaibiandeyuelaiyueyouxiu,zaitashuailemengdekunzheigenianpitangzhiqian,yaohaohaoyazhayixiatadejiazhi!

taxuechahua、hongjiujianshangjiushiweilehoumianjiaruhaomen!

zijidediyici,dangranyaoliujizijiweilaidehaomenzhangfu,zenmehuibaibaijilemengdekunzheigeshax,jiushigegebutixing,tayemingbai!

....

linhaishi,xingfujiayuanxiaoqu。

liangyidongzheibiangualedianhua,kaixindeziyanziyuleyiju,

“meimeiyougetiangou,yongqilaijiushishuanga!”

liangyidongcongmeimeishanggaozhongjiuzhidaomengdekundecunzai,

mengdekuncongxiaobeiyeyedaida,tayeyezaimengdekunshanggaoerdeshihoujiulitaerqu,liangyidongheliangtingtingyeshizaineiyinianmeilefumu,

dangliangyidongzhidao,mengdekundeyeyejitaliuxiale50wandecunkuanshi,

liangyidongjiurangmeimeiyizhidiaozheta!

liangyidongduyanjiushengdefeiyong,yeshimengdekunchude!

zheixienian,zhanmengdekunbianyidezheizhongshiqing,tadouxiguanle!

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liangyidongcongketingdeyangtaizoudaozhuwo,duizheqizizhoumengyingshuodao:

“gaodingle,neixiaozixiawujiuguolai!”

zhoumengyingxieyizaichuangshang,beikaozherouruandezhentou,zhangfabeiyigejianyuedeshayujiasuiyikazhu,gaogaoshuzainaohou,luchuxiuzhangbaixidebojing,jilvdiaopidefasibutinghuadichuiluo,zengtianlejifenyonglandexinggan。

从身材上看,

wanquankanbuchuzhoumengyingshishengguohaizide,

taduiliangyidongzuoleyigejinshengdeshoushi,

ranhouyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao:

“laogong,rangxiaomengguolai,zheiheshima?”