第2章 老婆,是我啊!

“laodongxi,ruguowoshini,jiubuhuijixuwangqianle。”

“zhanshenyouling,jiangniqiujinzaizheiluofengshanshang,zhongshengbuxutachubanbu!”

“zaiduozouyibu,jiudizhansha!”

jinjiezhe,congshulinshenchuzouchuleliangdaorenying。

yinanyinv,hunshensanfazhelinglideqixi。

cishicike,zhengxixuededingzhelaotouneixuankonghaiweiluoxiadeyoujiao。

tamenduomexiwanglaotouzinenggouyingqiyihui,zheiyangjiuyouliyouchushouzhanshale。

yixiangdaolaotouzineicengjingguiweizhanshendeshenfen,jijiangsizaizijishouli。

hunshenqixuedouhuirenbuzhubiandezhire。

zheiyimutongyangbeilaotoukanzaiyanli,zhijianhunzhuodeyanmouneizhanfangchujingmang。

tayishishouwufujizhilidecanqulaoren,dancengjingguiweiyunhaishizhanshendeneifenguqiquehaizai。

hengshuwufeijiushiyigesi。

youqinengzaotarenzheibanxiuru?

“hu……”laotoushenxiyikouqi,neixuanzhedeyoujiaozhongguihaishimeiyouxiangqianluoxia。

不能就这么死了!

xuehaishenchouhaimeiyouqinshouleduan!

xiangdaozheili,laotouzizhuanshenzhongxinhuidaolexiaowu。

xianzaideyinren,shiweilegenghaodefanji!

……

dangtianxiawu,xiyangjiangyuanchudecanyunranchenglehongse。

erlinhanyeganghaodidasunshijituansuozaidedalou。

taitouwangqu,shushicengdegaodugaosongruyun,xiyangxiepuzailuodichuangshang,lingzheiyimuxiandejiweidezhuangkuo。

“zheijiushisunjiadezongbuma?bukuishiyunhaishisandajiazuzhiyia,cunzhangneidongercengxiaoyanglouhezheibiqilai,zhenshiruobaole。”

linhanpiezuibuyoudegankaileyiju。

kehaibudenglinhanzoujinyiloudating,quebeibaoanjilanlexialai。

“你是干什么的?”

baoanzaozaojiudingshanglinhanle,zaizheigemandajiexizhuanggelvdedachengshi,linhanneishenxideyouxiefabaideniuziguawuyishihelijiqun,yaoshanghaikuazheyigepobubao。

jiuchazhijieba‘qiong’xiezailianshangle。

“wolaizhaowoxifua。”

林寒满脸的天真。

“你媳妇是谁?”

“sunyuroua。”linhanjixuhuida。

cihuayichu,baoanwangxianglinhandeyanshenlimabiandeguguai。

孙雨柔是谁?

sunjiadeqianjindaxiaojie!yunhaishidiyimeiren!

“gongsiyouguiding,meiyougongpaiburangjin,yaobunixianqupangbiandengzhe?”

baoanshenshouzhixiangbuyuanchudeshuxia,yuqipoweiwanwei。

“行。”

linhanbingmeiyoujixujiuchan,ershilaolaoshishideduozaishuxiadengdai。

“yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,womensunshijituandezongcainengshizheizhongrenxifu?”

shijianjiuzheiyangyifenyimiaodeguoqule。

linhanmuguangshizhongdoudingzhejituandamen。

半个小时后。

dangchuanzhenvkuanxiaoxizhuang,shencaigaotiao,xiangmaojuemeidesunyurouzouchulaineiyishun。

linhancengdezhanleqilai,shuangyanfangguang。

lianmangditouduibileyixiazhaopian,heiheizhixiao。

“laotouzideyanguangzhenbucuoa,zheisunyuroukebineizhangguafuzhangdehaokantaiduole。”

kehaibudenglinhanlaidejixiangqian。

zaishenhouhuranchuanlaileyizhenpaochedehongming,bansuicierdechacheshenghuidangzhiji。

huohongsedepaocheyijinghengzailesunshijituandedamenkou。

下一秒。

suizhehudiemendexiangshangdakai,yimingchuanzhebaisexiuxianxizhuangdeqingnianbianzoulexialai,lianshangguazhedandanxiaoyi,shoupengzheyishuhongmeiguizhibensunyurouerqu。

“kuaikana,shiyunhaishizhangjiadeergongzi!”

“shizhanglei!yunhaishidedajiazu,suishuojingjishangbibuguosandajiazu,danyinweiditoushedeyuangu,zhengtishiliburongxiaoqua。”

“yaoshiyounanrennengzheiyangduiwo,wodangwanjiunengbuhuijia,erqiehainenghejiabingdenaicha!!!”

……

zhengdangzhouweichiguaqunzhonghaizaiyinzheiyimuerxianmuzhiji。

linhanquerenbuzhuzhoujinlemeitou。

什么情况?

paochemeigui?zheishidasuanlaiqiangzijixifude?

情敌?

不行!

“yurou,gongzuoxinkule,zheixiemeiguidoushijintiankongyunlaide,woyijingdinglecanting,daihuiwomenyiqichigefanba。”

cishicijing,beizheimeduorenwangzhe,zaisunyuroudeqiaolianshangyijingfuqixiexuhanshuang。

naiheaiyuliangjiajiexialaidehezuo,sunyurouyebunengzhijiefapiqi,qiangrenzheyingfudao。

“不用了。”

jiansunyurouzheifutaidu,zhangleiyidianeryebushengqi。

bijingsunyurouzheizhangxiangzhidetafeijinxinjidequzhuiqiu。

“yurou,wozhendexihuanni,shenzhidouxihuannishijinianle,womenyesuandeshangshiqingmeizhuma,nengbunengjiwogetaijie?bierangwozaizheimeduorennianqianxiabulaitai。”

zhangleibukuishiqingchanggaoshou,huayushuodejiweiweiqu。

kansishizaiweizijixuntaijie。

ranershijishangni?fenmingshixiangjiecijihuihuyousunyuroujiexiameiguihua!

sunyuroubusha,kexianzaiquejintuiliangnan。

santianhoudeneichangshangwutanpanweijizhongzhong,tamensunjiapoqiexuyaozhangjiazheizhongditousherenmaiziyuandebangzhu。

zheiyouyiyujiadatanpanchenggongdechouma!

zhengdangsunyurouyouxiebuzhisuocuodeshihou,linhanquecouleshanglai。

choudoumeichouzhanglei,zhijiezhanzailesunyuroudeshenpang。

jieguozhangleishoulidemeiguihua,wangpangbiansuiyirenglechuqu。

“woxifuniyeganbiaobai?”

cihuayichu,baokuosunyurouzaineidezhongrenjieshilengzhule。

这又是谁?

“nitamadesheia?nalilaidenongmingong?ganjingun!biedanwulaozidehaoshi!”

lvxianfanyingguolaidezhangleidangchangnule,yaobushiaiyusunyurouhaizaixianchang,tazaojiudadianhuahanrenle。

zaizheibudabuxiaodeyunhaishi,xiangyaonongsiyigeren,jiuxiangniesiyizhimayineimejiandan。

kelinhandezhuyiligenbenjiubuzaizhangleishenshang,zhunquedeshuoshizhijiehushile。

wangzhejinzaizhichidezijiaxifu,linhandeneikexiaoxinzangdouzaiputongkuangtiao。

meiyouduoyudefeihua,zhijiecongpobubaolijiangdingqinxinwunalechulai。

“xifuwokemeipianni,zheikuaiyupeiyouliangban,nideneikuaishangmiandiaokefenghuang。”

dangchuanzhehongxiandeyupei,chuxianzaisunyuroushixianzhongdechanei。

talengzhule,neixinfanqijingtaohailang。

wangzhejinzaizhichidebankuaiyupei,yuanbenhuazhejingzhizhuangrongdeqiaolian,xiayishifuxianchudapiancangbai。

jiufangfobeiwuxingzhongchouzoulehunshenliqi。

终归还是躲不过吗?

fanyingguolaihou,gubudetarenchayimuguang,lianmangjiangzijibozishangdelingyikuaiyupeinalechulai。

zheiyupei,tadailezhengzhengliunian!

xiyangxixia,youzhewanzhangyuhuisaluo。

liangkuaiyupeibeisunyurouqingqinghezaileyiqi。

严丝合缝。

yupeitarenshi,zhengshizheibankuaiyupeicunzai,caiyoulejinrisunjiadehuihuang!

nandaoshuo…zijinulilezheimejiu,yijiumeiyouzigeduizijidehunyinzuojueding?

sunyuroushenxileyikouqi,tawufajieshouzheigeyijingdaolaidexianshi。

“genwohuijiawenqingchu!”