第5章

9.

“jiushi,qishiwoquanguobabagenmamade,linruibaotamenjiaqiong,tabayouhaodu,youyoujiabaoqingxiang,haiyoulianggedidi,zheishikanshangwomenjiadejiajingle!”tangxinyiyiweizaiyeyegennainaizhijian,muhandeyidewangzhelinruibao。

jialiqitadeqinqikaishifuhe:“zheishikanshangjialidecaichancaimaominglaideba?”

“nianjiqingqing,zheimebuyaolian。”

“kanzherenmogouyangde。”

wobadelianbinglenglexialai:“jiaonimenguolai,shitongzhinimen,womendeqinshengnverzhaodaole,kannimendeyangzi,shibuxiwangwomenzhaodaoqinshengnver,haishiwonverbeirenhuanle,nimenyeyoufen?”

mamamengdikanxianglebaba,suihoukanxianglejintianbeiyaoqinglaidekeren。

yeyejixushuodao:“neiyebushinisuibianrennverhuilaideliyou。”

babanachuyizhangzhi:“qinzijiandingni?yebunengzhengmingtashiwoqinshengnver?”

“qinzijiandingyenengshijiade。”tangxinyishuodao。

“qinzijiandingshizhende,haishijiade,yongbuzhenishuo,benlaixiangbanijixudangnveryiyangyangzhe,kanlaishibuxingle,”babashiwangdeyaoyaotou:“nizaozaojiuzhidaolenibushiwomenqinshengnver,juranyizhiyinmanzhebushuo,kanzhewodeqinshengnverzainibamashoulibeinvedai。”

“baba,nibuyaowole?”tangxinyilianshangdedeyininggule,takanxiangmama:“mama,nizuitengwole!niyebuyaowole?”

“wotengni,shiyinweibanidangzuowodenver,woyangdaniyigepianzi,haiyangleershiernian,yijinghouhuile。”mamaniuguotou,tayeshebudetangxinyi,bijingshitayangdadehaizi。

“ge——”tangxinyibamuguangkanxiangtanglei。

“nikangegeyemeiyong,nixiaoxuejiuzhidaonibushiwoqinjiejie,womendouzhidaole!”wozaitangleikaikouzhiqian,ganjinshuodao。

“nihushuo,wozenmekenengzhidao?”tangxinyiyikoufouren。

yeyedemeitouzhoudejinjinde:“daodishizenmehuishi?xinyizenmekenengbushiqinshengde?tazenmekenengxiaoxuejiuzhidaotabushitangjiaqinshengde?”

“tagentaqinshengfumuniannianyoupaiquanjiafu,womenzhaodaozhengjule。haichadaozheimeduonian,tangxinyidouzaijitayuanshengjiajiqian,”babakanxiangleqinqimen:“wonverbeihuan,nimenyouxierenshibangleshoude,congjintianqi,qitaxiongdizimeifuduoshaoshanyangfei,wofuduoshao。”

yeyemeishuohua,nainaibumanderangleqilai:“nixiangganshenme?niyouqian,shanyangfeibengainiduochu!”

babameishuohua,yanshenlenglengdekanxianglegugu,tadejiejie:“qitaxiongdijiemeichuduoshao,wochuduoshao,woyifenqianyebuhuiduochu。”

waipozaijiujiudejieshixia,caimingbaitangxinyibushitadawaisunnv,shiershiernianqian,beirenguyidiaobaole,tangjiamouxierenhaizhidao,tadangjigaoshengjiaowomamademingzi:“daizhenidehaizigenmazou,womenjiayebushourenjiaqifu,ershiernianbarenjiaqinshengmunvfenli,nimenyezuodechulai?”

10.

jiumuwuzhuzui:“guaibudetangxinyihuilaizongshuotaqueqian,wohaiyiweishitangjiazhongnanqingnvbujitaqianni,wohaijingchangjitaqian,yuanlaitaxiaoxuejiuhuiyangjiale?zhenshi——jiaorenxiangbudaoa!”

gugubeiwobabazhushidebuzizai:“kanwozuoshenme,ninverdiule,youbushi**de,wojiubunengqushanggecesuo?”

“nishanggecesuo,wonverjiubeirenhuanle?nilaijiushihuanwoshangcesuode,nishangshenmecesuo?congjintiankaishi,nimenfuqiliangbeikaichule,nimendedian,wohuishouhuitouzi,shengxianihaoziweizhiba!”babalenglengdeshuodao。

奶奶又要嚎。

yeyehenhendengtayiyan:“nibizui。”tacongtangxinyihuailichouchushoubei:“zheihaiziyijingchengnianle,songhuitajiaba!congxiaojiuxinsishenchen,taikepale。womentangjiayangdaleta,haibangtabayuanshengjiatingyiqiyangle,yijingrenzhiyijin。”

babaduitangxinyishuodao:“nishangdaxueshi,wofudejuanzhuyijiuyouxiao,niyechengnianle,yihoudexuefeizijichuliba。”

唐心怡还想叫“爸”

bababilebiyanjing:“biejiaowobaba,woyijingzaibaozhishangdengle,gennizaiwuguanxi。yiqianmaijinidedongxi,niyebuxudaizou,neishiwogenwoqizijingxintiaoxuanjidanverde。”

babajiaobaobiaojiazhetangxinyi,songchulemen,zhendeshenmedoumeijitadaizou。

tangxinyizaiwaimianshituchongjinlai:“bama,gege,xinyou,nimenjiuduiwozheimehenxinma?”

mamajinjinqianzhelinruibaodeshou:“woyebushinimama,tangleiyebushinigege,niyihouhaoziweizhi。”

jingcheyouyuanjijinshilai,jigejingchacongcheshangxialai:“nayigeshitangxinyi?tashejidazongjingjizhapian!”

kandaojingchachuxiandeyishunjian,tangxinyizhuantouyaopao,beijingchaanzhule。

yizhimeichushengdetangleidandandedao:“zuijintangxinyizhengzaichushoumaitashoulidegufen,neishishuyuwodameide。”

tangxinyishouliyougongsibaifenzhiwudegufen,jiazhijiqianwan。ruguowobabagengegebufangqisusong,tangxinyihenjiuhenjiudoubuhuichuxianzaiwomenyijiarendemianqianle。

babahaobuyouyudedao:“zuodedui!langzaizijiushilangzaizi,yangbushude!”

tashuohuadeshihou,lenglengdekanzhegugu!

guguxinxu,daizhegufulangbeidezoule。

yeyegennainaidaizheshushutamenzoule,shengxiawaipowaigonghaiyoujiujiumenshebudezou。

“zheicaiduima,yikanjiushigenxinyoushijiemei。”

“zhaohuilaijiuhao,haizinishoukule!”

linruibaotaiqishoubei,qingqingdemolemoyanjing:“womeishouku,wocongtangxinyishenshangkandaolewodejiarenduiwodeai,wobujuedeku!”

番外

woshilinruibao,wohenxiaojiuzhidaowobushilinjiaqinshengde,houmiancongyangfumukouzhongduanduanxuxudeshoujidaoxinxi,dezhitamendeqinshengnverzaiyouqianrenjiaxiangfu。

houlaiwoyezongkandaoyigechuanzhehenpiaoliangdenvhai,yangfumudaizhetagendidimenchuquchikendeji,paiquanjiafu,woyigerenliuzaijialixiquanjiarendeyifu。

houlai,wodezhineinvhaijiaotangxinyi。

genzheta,wokandaoletangxinyidegege,meimei,woyekandaoletaneigeyouqianrenmama。

wozhidao,zheishiwodejiaren。

wozhixianghuidaoshuyuwozijidejiaeryi,woyizhizaidengzheheshidejihui,gongfubufuyouxinren……