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wotaitouyikanfaxianjingshizhaoyinazaitoukanwodeshouji！
tadetoudoukuaishendaowodemianqianlai，genwoliantielianle！
tashibushiyoushenmemaobing？
beiwofaxianhou，tadebiaoqinghaixiangdangdenankan，sihaomeiyoubeifaxiandeganga，fanerlizhiqizhuangdiyongyanjingshangxiadaliangleyixiawo，duiwoshuo，“nishibushizuoshenmejianbuderendeshile？neimehaipabierenkannideshouji。”
wobeitazheifanhuajiqizhale，zhijiejiangshoujibeidaoshenhou，yutasimuxiangduidizhengmiangangqilai，“zheishiwodegerenyinsi，bujibierenkanbushihenzhengchangdema？daoshini，nishibushiyoushenmetoukuidepihao！”
cishicike，wobawuzhiwenduiwodezhufuquanbudoupaozhunaohoule，zhaoyinazheiyangdeshangsirentaganshenmea！yueshirenrang，tajiuhuiyueshidecunjinchi。
“he！wokannishenmelewo？jiunishoujilidezheidiandongxiyoushenmehaokande？”zhaoyinabeiwomadexiabulaitai，naoxiuchengnudiduiwoshuo，“wokannicaishibeiwoshuozhongle，xinxuba！nigaibuhuishijirendangshenmexiaomiba，yeguaibudenikanbushangwomendingtaidegangwei。”
tacairenshiwodiyitian，jingjiudangzhezheimeduorendemianzaowodehuangyao！
woqidelunqiyipenshuijiuyaowangzhaoyinadelianshangpoqu，ranerbanluquebeiwuzhiwenzhizhizhule，tashangqianjibulaizhuazhuwodeshou，“mutongxue，niyoushenmeshihaohaoshuo，ruguoshigewuhuidajiashuokaijiuhaole，buyaochongdongbuyaochongdong。”
duiwoguiquanwanhou，tayouzhuantoukanxiangzhaoyina，duitaxiaolexiaoshuo，“najie，wogentashitongxiaode，woxiangxinwomenxuexiaolichulaiderenjueduibushineiyangde，zheishitadediyifengongzuo，tayouzuodebuduidedifangwoxiangnipeilidaoqian。wozifayibei！”
shuozhe，wuzhiwenjingjiangzhuoshangyipingbaijiuhejinduziyidaban！
neishibaoxiangfangli**detenongguizhouniang，tazheituranbanpingxiadu，tadeweibuyongyaole。
qishitabuyongzheiyangzuode。
wozhejidixiangyaozuzhita，ranerzhaoyinaquebiwogengkuai，tazhanqishenlaiyibaqiangguowuzhiwenheshengxiabanpingdebaijiu，shengyinjingbiandewenroulexuduo。
wotingjiantaduiwonanpengyoushuo，“aiyawojiushigentakaigewanxiao，sheizhidaotazheimekaibuqini，womeiyouzhenduita，wojiushizaipeiyangtadekangyanengli，dangchengzhongdianduixianglaipeiyangni，xiaomu，nishuoshiba？”
zuihoubanju，tashikanxiangwoshuode。
wodanxinzhenanpengyou，huluandidiandiantoushunzhetadehuashuo，“shiwokaibuqiwanxiao。”
dedaomanyidedafu，wuzhiwenzhongyukaixindiyangqixiaorong，shuo，“haohaohao，bushizhenduijiuhao，tatebieyouxiu，yinggaidedaozhongyongde。”
shuowantadelianmingxianzaixunsudibiaohong。
他要喝醉了。
yedui，banpingbaijiuxiadu，tazenmekenengbuzui。
woxiangyaosongtahuijia，sheizhiyoubeizhaoyinaqiangxianyibu。
tafuzhuwuzhiwen，yaoleyaotou，zheigeshihouqueyougezhengchanglingdaoyangzile，fenfudajiadao，“zheilizhiyouwoyouche，wosongtahuijia，jinwannimenzaizheilichifanbaodingtaimingzi，chushiyuangongkajiukeyizhijiemiandanbaoxiao。”
huabi，tajingranjiuzheimedangzhewodemianyaojiangwodenanpengyoufuzoule！
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woyouxiebufangxin，haixianggenshangqu，quebeizhaoyinayibalanxia，“xingle，niyebuyongsongle，douqugentamenyiqichifanba，wolaisongtahuiqujiuxing，nitongxuehaoxinbangnihedezheibanpingjiu，nibiezaijiwotaigangtaiduburenzhenle。”
wuzhiwenzheibanpingjiushuixiaqu，jingrangtayeduiwotaiduhaozhuanleneimeduo？
wosihuyouxiemingbaiwuzhiwengenwoshuodeshenmejingjiutaohaodaodishigeshenmeyisile。
社畜果然不好当。
xinghaowobuyongdang，wobiyezhihouzhijiedanglaoban。
lingyibiandetongzushixishengxiaoyaoyezaijiaowoyiqidiancan，“muxi，kuailaikankannixiangchishenme？”
“mutongxuekuaiquhetamenjucanba，woxianhuijiaxiuxiyixia。”wuzhiwenqiangchengzheqingxingchaowohuihuishou，rangwoquchihaoburongyichishangdedacan，“younajiezai，buhuichushide。”
jianzhuang，womeitouweicudiyibusanhuitou，zhidaotadeshenyingwanquanxiaoshi，wozheicaibaxinsifanghuidaojucanshang。
wuzhiwenpingrishenghuojiejianwohetayuehuiyebingbuhuiyaoqiuchihenguide，youshihouwohaihuijiangtaihejiuloudedianxinhecaipinzhuangjinfanhelidabaojitachi，talaokuawochuyihao，shubuzhiwobenrenduichuyiyiqiaobutong。
zheiyicizhendelaitaihechifan，taqueyidiandoumeichishangjiuzoule，wodasuandianduoyixie，mingrifangfanhelidaiqugongsijita，
dierri，woquewanquangentashuobushanghua，tataimangle，wojitafadexinxiyeshixiawucaihuiwo。
qinaidenanpengyou【xiaomu，nibuyaolaoshiyizhijiwofaxiaoxi，niduozhuanzhugongzuo】
qinaidenanpengyou【haiyou，womenzheiyigexingqizanshidoubuyaojianmianle】
我【？】
bujianmian，neiwolaizheigongsiganshenme？
woshilaigentabangongshilianqingde，bushizhendeyaodangdagongzide！
qinaidenanpengyou【zheilibuyunxubangongshilianqing，zheigexingqihaihuiguandetebieyan，womendouyaoxiaoxindian。】
tashuodexiangdangrenzhenyansu，zheilianaiwoyigerenyetanbulai。
tarangwozhuanxingongzuo，wojiujinliangbayewudouwanchengdehenhao。
buguobuzhidaoshiweishenme，zhaoyinazuijinsihuxinqingxiangdangbucuo，meiyitiandoushixiaorongmanmiandedigenwomenzheixieshixishengdazhaohu，zhishiduiwoyijiuyouxielengdan，danzaigongzuoshangmeiyouzaixiangdiyitianneiyangweinanwo。
yigexingqiqiaoranguoqu，woturanxiudaolelianaidesuanchouwei。
wofaxianwotongzudeshixishengxiangjunjingranpaodaogongsideyigelaoyuangong！
neiri，tamaileyidashumeiguihuadaobangongshi，woqiaojianleshifenhaoqidao，“shangbanjiumaihaolehua，shidasuanxiabandeshihousongqujinvpengyouma？”
“wonvpengyoujiuzaizheigongsili，wodeshifumiaomiao。”xiangjunxiaoxiaoxingfudishuo，“zuotiangangdayingwo，jintianxianhuadacanbixujitaanpaishang！”
haojiahuo，bierenshixishilaizhaogongzuo，tashixishilaizhaolaopo。
buguowozaiyideyidianshi，“zheibushijinzhibangongshilianaima？”
wuzhiwenshuodezhandingjietie，wobianxiangtixingyixiaxiangjun。
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“meiyouzheizhongqipadeguiding，womengebibumendezhuguandelaopohaizaiwomenshichangbuni！”xiangjunxiangshitingdaoshenmehaoxiaodexiaohuayiyang，genwokepudao，“dingtaizheimedadegongsi，zenmekenenghuibiantaidaojinzhiyuangongzhijiantanlianaia。”
shuodaozhei，wogebizhuodeshixishengxiaoyaocoudaowodeerbianduiwoqiaoshengshuo，“zongcaihezongcaifurendoushibangongshilianqingni！”
woyouxiechayixiaoyaojingzhidaowogegenwosaozizhijiandeshi，wogeshigelianainao，shangbanyexianglaopopeizaishenbianjiurangwosaozilaidanglegemishuzhang，kexiaoyaozenmehuizhidao？wozhouzhemeitoulianmangwen，“nizenmezhidaode？”
takanzhewoxiaolexiao，fanwenwo，“nandaonibuzhidao？”
tadexiaorongyouxieyiweishenzhang。