第二章猫腻
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“shuodaozheige，nannanguojitianwozhunbeibanyigeyanhui，rangdajiadourenshirenshini。”
linfurenyouyadeyongcanjincalecazuibagenyunanshuodao。
yanhui？haohaohao!daoshihouyanhuishang，jiaqianjindegoutuizimenyidinghuihenhendeqifuziji!
shenmepohongjiuxianhaizijinabierendongxi。
我的天!
xiaoshuolimiandoushizheiyangzixiede!
太阔怕了!
zheizhongshiqinghuibuhuifashengzaizijideshenshang？
yunanyouxieweinandehuida：
“好吧，母亲。”
linfurenkanzhezijidenverhuiyingleziji，suihouzhufudao。
“nannan，womengongsihaiyouyixiejishi，womenhaiyaohuiqugongsichuliyixiashiqing。zheijitiannijiuzaijialimiangenananhaohaoxiangchuba!”
“anan!zheijitiannijiudaizhenannanshuxishuxihuanjingba”
“ng!mama!woyidinghuidaizhenannanshuxiwomenjialimiande!”jiaqianjinananyonglidedianledianzijidenaodai。
chiwanfanzhihouananqianqileyunandeshou，laidaoleananzijidefangjian。
“jiejie，nikanwofangjianyoushenmeshinixihuande，nijiunazouba!”
“zhiqianwobuzhidaonixihuanxieshenmedongxi，yigunaodebawoxihuandedongxidounajini，rangnifanleweinan，zheishiwodebudui。”
jiaqianjinmuguangjiandingdekanxiangleyunan。
yunankanzhejiaqianjinzheijiandingdeyanshen，dunshijuedezijizhiqianneixiexiangfahuibuhuishitaihuaileyidian？
qiaotaneijiandingdemoyang，yekanbuchulaitayoushenmehuaixinsi。
“ng…neiwojiugongjingburucongmingle，wojiusuibiankankan。”
yunanyouxiebuhaoyisishuozhe。
等等!
zheibukanbuzhidaoyikanheyitiao!
neixiaoka!bushitaxianzaiyizhifendeaidouma？!
buhuiba!zheigejiaqianjingentafenyiyangderen!
haishishuozheigejiaqianjinzaibeihoudiaochadetadexihaoaihao？jiecilaijiejinta？
suirantadenaonanchenlimianshizheimexiangde，danshitahaishirenbuzhuduizheananshuodao。
“zheigetuandeaidou，niyexihuanma？”
tingdaoyunanzheimewentajiaqianjinanandunshijiulailexingqule。
“duia，zheigetuanshiwofenlehaojiulede，tamendechangtiaonenglijianzhijiushiyijue!”
“wohaishitamendeguanlidatouni!”
“nannan，niyexihuantamen？wozheiliyouhenduotadedujiawuliao，qitarendoujiechubudaodeneizhong!”
tingdaojiaqianjinananzheimeshuo，yunandeshuangyandunshifanqileguangmang!
bijingzheishigexiaozhongtuan，nengyushangyigezhitongdaoyoudemengyoushihennandede!
xianzaitamenlianggerenkanzheduifangdeyanshen，yizhenggejiushixiangjianhenwana!
tamenyikaishihaiyouyixiejujindetaolunzhezheigetuanruheruhe，daohoumiantamenzhujianfangkaileqilai，liaodeyuelaiyuejinxing。
zaitamenzheiyicitaolunguohou，tamenzhijiandefenweimeiyouxianggangkaishineimedejujinheyouyisisiweimiaodeganga。
fanertamenjiuxiangxiangjianhenwandehaoguimineiyangzi!
“anan!wolaile!kanwozheiyicichuquwan，jinidaileshenmehaodongxi？!”
yidaonanshengconglouxiadeketingchuandaolelinandewoshili。
yunanchaozhelinantouqubujiedeyanshen。
“a！tingzheigeshengyinyinggaishisihai!yeshigenlinjiayaolianyindeweihunfu…”
linankandechulaiyunanneibujiedeyanshen，buyongyunanwenlikeweigentashuole。
未婚夫？!
好戏要上演了？
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yunantayouyixiexiaojidong!
weihunfu!weihunfuzheigejiaosekeshizaizhenjiaqianjinwenxiaoshuolimianchongdangzheyidunanpeidejiaoseni!
嘿嘿嘿!
yunanyijingpobujidaidexiangyaokandaojiexialaideximale!
ng!dengyixia，neiyiweiweihunfukendingshihuigentazheigegangganghuiguidezhenqianjinshuo：
‘jiusuanshinihuilaile，wodexinlimianyejiuzhiyouananyigeren!’
‘guanyulinjiadeqianjinwojiuzhirenananyige!nibuyaowangxiangdaitianan，zaiwoxinlimiandeweizhi!’
或者是：
‘a!nishizhenqianjin!woyiqiangenjiaqianjindoushifengchangzuoxide，wozhihuixihuanshanglinjiazhenzhengdeqianjin!’
naodongdakaideyunanyijingxiangxiangdaodengdenggenzheiyiweiweihunfujianmianshigezhonggeyangdechangjingduihuale!
linanlazheyunandeshoudaizheyunanlaidaoleketing。
“anan？nipangbiandezheiweishinajiaxiaojie？wopingrilihaoxiangcongweijianguota？”
fushiergongzifusihaikanzhezijideweihunqi，qianzheyiweizijicongweijianguodenvzitayouxiebujiedewenzheta。
bijingtahetacongxiaodaodazhangdadoushizaiyigequanzilimianwande，tapangbianneiyiweitakeconglaimeiyoujianguo，yeconglaimeiyoutingshuoguoshinajiadeqianjin？
“a!sihaizheijianshiqingbenlaiyaodengdaojitianhou，nimendajiacaihuizhidao，danshinixianzaiguolaile，wojiutiqiangennijiangba!”
“zheiweishilinjiadezhenqianjin......shiqingjiushizheiyangzile”
linanjifusihaijieshileyitong。
“a，zenmehuifashengzheimexijuxingdeshiqing？”
yizhishenghuozaishangliuquanzidefusihai，congweitingshuoguozheimexinqideshiqing，tatingshuoguozuiduoxinqideshiqing，yejiushibierenjialimianyoushenmesishengzizhileide。
taweizheyunanzhuanlejiquankanleyoukan。
“zheimekanlaitagenlinayiqueshishihenxiangxianga!”
“neianannini？niyihouzenmeban？”
fusihaiyouyixiedanxindewenzhe。
haimeiyoudengdaolinankaikouyunanjiulvxianchusheng。
“wozhidaonimenshiweihunfuqideguanxi，nimenbuyonghaipa，yinweiwodehuilaijiuhuipohuaidiaonimenzhijiandehunyue!”
“nimenzhiqiangaizenmeyangjiuzenmeyang，jiubawodangzuoyigetoumingrenhaole!”
“wokebuxiangjuanrunimenzhijiandefenzheng!”
shuowan，yunanbaozheshoulengkudekanxiangmianqianzheilianggeren。
biekanyunanbiaomianzheimelengjing，qishitadeweibadouyaoqiaoshangtianle!
‘hahahahahahahaha!kanwodebaqifayan!hahahahakanwozheiyangzijueduishiyoubawangzhixiangde!’
‘zhijiebanimenyaoshuodehuajidusi，zheiyangzinimenjiuweinanbudaowoleba，wokezhendeshitaicongmingle!’
‘bukuishiwokanlezheimeduobenxiaoshuodenvren!’
‘kuairangwokankannimenjiexialaichushenmezhaoshuba!’
linankandaoyunanzheilengmodeyangzizhejidebailebaishoujieshidao。
“bububu!nannan，nibiewuhui，wogensihaizhijiandeguanxi，womenzhishiputongpengyoudeguanxi。”
yunankanzhelinanjieshidezheifumoyangyidiandoubuxiangxintashuodehua!
因为!
nimenyaoshiputongpengyouguanxinilianhonggechuizia!honggepaopaohua!
zenmekenenghuiyourenshuodaoputongpengyouhuilianhongni？
zheimingyanrendounengkandechulaitamenzhijianyoushenmemaonihaobu!