zhangxiaoyulianshangdebiaoqingzhongyubianle。
tanulidekongzhizheshenqing：“yinglaoshi，nizaishuoshenme？wojiuzheiyitaishoujia。”
yingyan：“shibushizhiyouyitaishouji，souyixiazhangpdnidefangjianjiuzhidaole。”
“kewoqueshizhiyouzheiyibu，yinglaoshikendingshikancuole。”zhangxiaoyuhaixiangyaozhengzha。
“nikoukoushengshengshuonizhiyouyitaishouji，neiweishenmeburangsou？”xuxiuwenmizheyanjing，“anzhuangzhenkongshexiangtouderenjiushiniduibudui！”
“biehushuo！wozenmekenenghuizuochuzheiyangdeshiqing？”zhangxiaoyuqiangzhirangzijilengjing。
daoyandashouyihui，zhijiezuoxiajueduan，“neijiuqunifangjiansou。nifangxin，ruguonishibeiyuanwangde，zheiyangzhihuijianqingnidexianyi。”
zhangxiaoyumeiyourenhebanfa，zhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhegongzuorenyuanjinletadefangjian，kaishisouxun。
wanle，zheiyiqieyaowanle！
zhangxiaoyuzhongyumeiyoule，yikaishilengjingdemoyang。miansecanbaidekanzhedaoyancongtadebaolisouxundaolelingyibudeshouji。
“nibushishuonimeiyoudi2bushoujima？”xuxiuwenlengxiao。
zhangxiaoyuweiweizhangzui，xiangyaojiaobianzheitaishoujibushitade。
kexuxiuwenzhijieshangqianyibuzhuaguotadeshou，yongzhiwenjiesuoleshoujipingmu。
yuanchengfangwenzhenkongshexiangtoudeappheranjiuzaiqizhong！
zhangxiaoyujianwufafanbo，zhijietanpai：“dui，queshishiwozuode，danneiyouzenmeyang！？”
“wozhibuguoshixiangyaozaikaojinyingshenyidiandianeryiya！woyoushenmecuo？zaishuole，zheibenlaijiushizhibojiemu，wozhibuguoshiduoanzhuangledianshexiangtou，nengyoushenmeyingxiang？”
“nisizianzhuangzhenkongshexiangtou，zheiyijingqinfandaoleyinsiquan！nihaimeicuo？”xuxiuwenlengxiao：“nigenjingchaqushuonimeicuoba！”
【tianna，wanquanmeiyouxiangdao，shiqingjingranzheimeyigedafanzhuan！】
【guoranshineiburenyuanyouwenti！】
【yingshentaikelianle，zenmehuiyouzheizhongfengkuangdesishengfena！？】
【tianna，haihaowoyangejizhi，faxianlezhenkongshexiangtou。buran……woxiangdoubuganxiang！】
【srds……wozongganjueyouxieqiguai，biru，ququneiqunshuijunzhiqianzaidanmulihushuobadaodeneixiehua，momingderangrenhenzaiyi。】
【nizaiyiyiqunjingshenbingfengziganshenme？】
【woxianzaizhixiangzhidaochulezheimedadeyijianshiqing，zheiyidangjiemuhainenggoujixupaixiaquma？】
guanzhongzaidanmuyilunshi，jingchazhongyugandao，bazhaoxiaoyujidaizoule。
zhengzhengnaolejin6gexiaoshihou，zheijianshiqingzhongyuluoxialeweimu。
导演把直播关闭。
duisuoyourenkaikou，“zheijianshiqingsuiranbushiwozuode，danqueshishizaiwodezhangkongxiachudeshi，mingtianzaoshangwoyidinghuijidajiayigemanyidedafu。”
等所有人散去之后。
xuxiuwensongleyidakouqi：“haihaowogenicongming！chajuedaoleyourenzainifangjiansouzhenkongshexiangtou，haichenggongbazheigerenjizhuachulaile！buranwodoubuganxiangneixieshipinyaoshibeixieluhuifashengshenmeshi！”
yingyan：“bushiwofaxiande。”
“啊？”
“shiyourenbingqietixinglewo。”yingyandangshiqueshichajuedaolefangjianbudui，danbingmeiyoushensi，shiqutiaotiaotixingleta。
“neizheigerenshisheia？”xuxiuwenmengle。
yingyanmeishuo，chalehuati：“nibangwoquzuoyijianshi。”
。
diertianyizao，qutiaotiaojiuzhidaozheigedafushishenmele。
一档S级别的综艺！
napazhishifeixingjiabin，yezugouchengyi。
yucitongshi，jiemuzuyefangchuleguanfangtonggao。
gaosusuoyouren，zheijianshiqingyijingyifachuzhi，jiemuyehuihuifuzhengchangdepaisheluzhi，yihoujiemuzuhuigengjiaxiaoxinrenzhen，jianjuebuhuizairangcidengeliedeshiqingfasheng。
canjiazongyidedoushiyanyuan，zainadaolejiemuzuzugoudebuchangzhihou，fenfenmoqidedangzuoyiqiedoumeiyoufasheng，sheidoumeiyouzaitizuowandeshier，jixupailian。
qutiaotiaoyanjiaoyuguangxiaoxindedaliangzheyingyan。
yizijidenengli，doumeinengcongtadelianshangwanquankanchuzuowandeshijitazaochengleshenmeyingxiang。
真不愧是影帝。
qutiaotiaoxinligankaileyixia，jiutourudaolepailianzhong。
suiranyouxinxiangyaojixubailan，danyebunengzhenladitongzuyanyuandejindu。
tongzudesangenanyanyuanyanjidoushizhinengdaoyanouxiangjudechengdu。
weilebutuchu，qutiaotiaojiangzijideyanjidiaozhengdaobitamenchaleyidian。
yingyanyanshenluozaiqutiaotiaoshenshang。
ruguoshuotazhiqianhuaiyiqutiaotiaoshibushizaiguyishoulianyanji，neimexianzaijiushiquedingtaqueshishoulianle。
shenmeyanjishengse，buhuibiaoyan，quanshiyanchulaide。
mingmingyouzheimehaodeyanji，queyaozangzhuo，daodishiweishenme？
【yinggezenmeyizhizaikantiaotiaoa！？zezeze，taguoranshitiaotiaotiefen！】
【shuoba，yingge，qunlidenagemajiashini？biezangle，dajiadoushijiaren。】
【keyikou，haotian！keyikou，haotian！】
【‘yinghantiaotiao’bushizhende，haiyoushenmeshizhende！】
yingyanyanshenbusuanzhire，dancunzaiganqueshihenqiang，qutiaotiaodouganyingdaole。
【yingyanzenmeyizhikanwoa？gaibuhuishizhidaolezuotiantoutingtahejingjirenjianghuaderenshiwoba？bunengba？woyanshidekehaole。】
【buguotiaoguoyingyanbushuo，zheigefangranweishenmezongjiwoyizhongweihedeganjue？】
fangranzhuyidaoyingyandeyanshenyizhiluozaiqutiaotiaoshenshang，yanlijikuaideshanguoleyisijidu。
tanachushoujijilinwanwanfaleyitiaoxinxi。
——qutiaotiaoshizaishitaibuzhitiangaodihou，juranganneibanduini。wanwan，woyidinghuibangnichuqide！
——ranran，niyaozuoshenme？wulunniyaozuoshenme，douqianwanyaolengjing。suiranqutiaotiaoqueshishihenguofen，danniqianwanbuyaoweilewozuoshashi。
——nihaishizheimeshanliang。keshishanliangderenwangwangshimeiyouhaobaode。nifangxin。wobuhuirangzijichushi。
fangranshouqishouji，henkuaijiudengdaoletajiaosechuchang。
qutiaotiao，wozheijiurangnizhidao！zhiyouzheiyizhangliandeni，shenmedoubushi！
fangrannianchulejulitajiaosedetaici，“tamenxihuandebuguoshinizheizhanglian！ruguobushizheizhanglian！niyiweitamenhuixihuannima！？”
qutiaotiaofeichangmingxiandeganjuedao，fangranqianmianshuoneixietaicideshihou，doumeiyouzheiyijulaideyiyangduncuo，ganqinggewaichongpei。
kanzhefangranneibuxiangyandejiduyanshen，taturanhuangrandawu。
【wozhidaole！wozhongyuzhidaoweishenmewomeicikanfangrandoujuedezheimeweihele！yinweitadewuguanzaimouxiejiaodulihewoyoujifenxiangsia！】
danzheijifendexiangsiruguotuoliletedingdejiaodu，youhuozheshikanzixiyidian，jiuhuibiandeyidianbuxiang，nengqingxidefenbianchuliangren。
zhengyinweizheidian，qutiaotiaoyizhimeiyouchajuedaoliangrendexiangsi。
问题来了！
nanbuchengfangranshilinjiadeqinqishenmede？
qutiaotiaosixuluanfei，taicidaoshimeiyouluoxia。
“neiyehaoguonilianyizhangliandoumeiyou。”
“ni！”fangranqiji，zhijietaishoujiushiyibazhangdaguolai！