2019niandechunjiegangguo，jiangchengdeqiwenhaimeiyouhuinuan，ganggangxiawandeyichangchunyu，gengshijiangqiwenladilehaojidu。chuyuzhangjiangyananderenmenyoujuedegewaihanleng，meifengjiangfengyichui，gengshirangrenzhidaduosuo。
weiyuzhangjiangyanande‘jiangchengyijing’xiaoqudeshiwaiwendu，jiubijiangchengqitadifangyaodihaojidu，daozhirenmenzhijinhaimeiyoutuoxiayurongfu。
buguodengdaolexiatian，zheiliyinweikaozhejiangbian，jiangfengyichui，yeyaobiqitadifangliangshuangdeduo，changnianhaiyoujiangjingkeyikan，dilitiaojianzonghelaishuodehua，suanshiyouliyoubiba。
zaochenqidian，jiazhujiangchengyijingxiaoqucdong13loudewanshibeiniaoyibiexing，zheicaibanbizheyanjingmojinweishengjian，jiejueleyichangrenshengdashi。
dengcongcesuochulai，tadeyanjingcaijianjianquanbuzhengkai，molemokongkongdeduzi，yikanshijian，zheiyijuejuranshuileshiwugexiaoshi。
calecayanjiaoyouxiehuzhuyanjingdeyanshi，wanshitanlekouqi，dunangqilai。
“woshuozenmezheimee，yuanlaishuilezheimejiu，zuowanwokeshilianwanfandoumeichi，kanlaiyihoubunengzaizheimetuifeile，langfeiguangyina。”
zhongxinjinruweishengjian，wanshixishuleyifan，youzhibenchufang，zhaochuzuowanshengxiademifan，suibiangaoledianpeiliao，zuoqiledanchaofan。
henkuai，bansuizheyizhenzhenguochanchandongdeshengyin，chufangzhongpiaochuledaodaoxiangwei。
dangtajiangchaohaodedanchaofanzhuanghao，duanzhezhuangmanledanchaofandepanzicongchufangchulai，xiangweijiugengnongle。
shenxikouqi，wanshiyiliantaozui：“ng，wenzhehaibucuo。”
tashengaodayueyimibazuoyou，zhangdebusuanhenshuai，danshinongmeidayan，wuguanhenduanzheng，ruguofangzaidianyingdianshijuzhong，tuotuodeshineizhongzhengpairenwu，jiusuanyanfanpai，yeshidianshiju《baoliandeng》zhongerlangshenneiyangdefanpai。
zheiyipandanchaofanyirutadezhangxiangyiyang，suiranbuzhiyutebiejingyan，daoyesexiangweijuquan，yumi、jidan、huluobudapeizhemifan，haishinenggouqishiyude。duiyuzheiyidian，wanshihenmanyi，jiuhaoxiangtahenmanyizijidezhangxiangyiyang。
yongshaoziyaoleyishaofan，wanshijiuyaokaichi。
kehaibudengshaozidanchaofanweidaozuiliqu，turan，wanshierbianxiangqileyidaojixiesheng。
“jiancedaosuzhujingshenzhuangtaishihexitongbangding，xiankaishibangding。”
“什么鬼？”
wanshimengleyixia，xiayishidezhanleqilai。
zheigeshijianbamakendingshishangbanqule，wanwanyekendingshangxuequle，jialiyinggaijiuwoyigerena，zenmehuiyourenshuohua？
xiayike，jixiedeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“bangdingxuyaoshijian……shimiao……liumiao……haole，bangdingwancheng。”
wanshiyilianheixian，bangdingshenmewanyier？
zheigewanxiaokeyidiandoubuhaoxiao。
weijingyunxujiusuibianjinrubierenjia，shifeifadezhidaoma？
“xitongyibangding，xianzaikaishiziwojieshao。suzhukeyijiaowotianxiadiyichushenxitong，wobangdingnidemudezhiyouyige，neijiushijiangnipeiyangchengtianxiadiyidechushen，suzhu，tingdonglema？”neigeshengyinyoushuodao。
wanshijixuyilianheixian，wei，nizheiyangzishuozihuazhendehaoma？
nishuodesuzhubuhuishiwoba？
wozheizhinengzuodanchaofan、xiamiantiaodechuyi，yenengchengtianxiadiyichushen？
baituo，buyaozheimezhongerhaobuhao？
“bienaolegemen，nishishei？qianruwojiashixiangganma？”wanshijuedingnahuizhudongquan，yushilianyihei，wendao。
“xianzaibenxitongfabudiyigerenwu——qingsuzhuyushitianzhinei，kaiyijiafanguanhuojiulou，bingqieqinzizhangshao，benxitongyaozhengshikaishipeiyangnile。”neigeshengyinjixushuozhe，wanquanmeiyouhuidawentideyisi。
wanshizheixiazizaiyerenbulele，tayijingfeichangqueren，kendingshiyourenzaiezuoju。
tingzheijixieyin，gaobuhaoshishenmerenbamougeshengyinbofangzhuangzhifangjinjialilaile。
bamahewanwankendingshibuhuizheimewuliaode，nandaoyoubiedeshenmerenqianruguojialitou？
fangxiashaozi，wanshijiuyaoquzhaodaozheigefashengdezhuangzhi，ranhoubaojing。
yizhuanshen，wanshiquelengzhule。
zhijianzaitaqianfangdekongzhong，tuwuchuxianleyixingxinglansewenzi，jiugentouyingyizhaoguolaideyiyang。
ranerwanshiquehenqingchu，touyingyizhinengtoushezaiwutibiaomian，quewufazaikongzhongliuxiayingxiang，zuiqimayidiqiumuqiandekejishouduanhaidabudaozheigexiaoguo。
“zheishenmegui？heikejima？”
zhijianzheiyixingxingdewenzixiedeshi……
宿主基本资料如下：
名字：万石
性别：男
等级：0（可升级）
chuyipingjia：chuyixiaobai（gaipingjiashigenjusuzhudechuyitianfu、xianyouchuyilingwu、yihuidecaipinlaizonghehengliang，zuizhongdechudepingjia。chuyixiaobai：chushizhongdiandidecunzai，jirenqiecairenjiadoubuyaodeneizhong）
荣誉称号：无
擅长：无
技能：无
厨具：无
renwu：qingsuzhuzaishitianzhinei，kaiyijiashuyuzijidefanguanhuojiulou（weiwancheng）
……
一分钟后。
wanshipailepaiyouxiedangjidenaodai，zhongyucongxitongjitadailaidezhenhanzhongxingleguolai，kaishiyouxiejieshouzheigedongxidecunzaile。
“zhenshi666，kongzhongliuying，zheishikehuandianyingzhongcaihuichuxiandedongxia！”
dunledun，wanshishitanzhehandao：“xitong，nicongnaerlai？waixingqiuma？niweishenmexuandingwodangsuzhu？”
“……。”
系统并没有回答他。
“zheimegaolengma？”wanshiqingkeleyisheng，ganjueyouxieganga。
chenmo，zhihoushixujiudechenmo。
“qingsuzhususuwanchengrenwu，ruguoshitianzhihousuzhumeiyoukaiyijiafanguanhuojiulou，huoshichaoguoxiandingshijian，benxitongjianglingwaixunzhaobiedesuzhu。”turan，xitongzaicikaikoudao。
“nizheimeitoumeiweidejiurangwokaifanguanhuojiulou，wopingshenmeyaotingnide？wanchengrenwuleyoushenmejianglima？”wanshiwendao。
“daoshihouziranzhidao。”xitongzheicizhongyukaikouhuidawentile，dantadeyuqimingxiandaizhebunaifan。
wanshi‘ng’leyisheng，genzhexianrulechensi。
wanshijinnianershisansui，daxuegangbiyebannian，yinweixuedeshixiangdanglengmendezhiwubaohuzhuanye，zhaogongzuokeyishuoxiangdangkunnan，lvlvpengbi，suoyishijishangyijingzaijialidaiyebannianle，haozaijialijingjitiaojianhaikeyi，fumuyemeiyoucuizhetazhaogongzuo，suoyitayejiujixuzaijialidangxianyule。
danzaineixinzhong，tahaishiyouxiezhejide，wotangtangyigedananren，zhengtianzaijialikenlaoyebushigeshiera？
zheibannianlai，wunaidexianshihebugandeneixinrangtajidutongkujiujie，suoyiyidushifentuifei，jingchangdayouxidaoshenye，huoshibumianbuxiudekanxiaoshuo，yizhiyuxiangzuowanzheiyangyijueshuishiwugexiaoshiderizi，taguolehaoduotianle。
zheiyangkanlai，xinzheigexitongyici，yeweibibuxing，meizhunjiuzhendekaozhetachengweichushenleni？
到时候还愁没收入？
zhibuguokaijiuloushibukenengkaijiuloude，dagaiquanbushenjiazhiyoujibaikuaizheiyangzi，zenmenengkaijiulouni？
kaifanguandaoshikeyi，yongbuleduoshaoqian，dabulegenbamajiedianqian，kewotangtangyigezhiwubaohuzhuanyededaxuesheng，biyelequequganfanguan，zenmexiangdoujuedehenqiguaiya！
suiranwomenjiayesuanshichuyishijia，wocongxiaoduizuofanyehenganxingqu，kebudaibiaowojiuyaocongshizheileizhiyeya？
xiangleyihuier，wanshizaicikaikoule。
“fanguandaxiaoyouyaoqiuma？”
“无。”
“wozhennengchengweichushen？”duiyu‘chuyixiaobai’zheigepingjia，wanshiyizhenxinsai，zheipingjiayetaidile，zhendekaopuma？
“zheibushinigaikaolvdewenti，zaibenxitongdepeiyangxia，suzhunizhiyaohaohaoyongxin，yidingnengchengweichushende。”xitongzaicidahua，tingdechulai，tayijingxiangdangbunaifan。
“haoba。”wanshizabaleyixiazui，xinzhongananjueding，fanzhengyexianyubannianle，duikougongzuoyeyizhizhaobudao，buruwojiushishiba！
keyixianzhaogexiaodifangkaigexiaofanguanma，shuobudingwozhenjiuchenglechushenni？
buguozheigedifangdeliwojialidechaoshijinyidian，zheiyangwanyiwoshibaile，hainengyongzheigedifangdangkufang。
xitongyouyicixianzi——……。
jiandaozheiyipaideshenglvehao，wanshimengdiyijing：“ninengzhidaowoxinlidexiangfa？”
“呵呵，当然。”
万石：“……。”
这就尴尬了有木有？