diguoxueyuan,dongjiaotongzhan(jishiyanzhandian)jiekedatingli。yiweishencaizhongdeng,youyitoukeai,mihuangsedezhangfa,haixizhefenhongsedehudiejiedekexueyuanshaonvzuozaishushideshafashang,naixindedengzhexinshangrendedaolai。
“meimei,yuanlainizaojiuzaizheile。wohaiyiweinizaishiyanshiligaoshenmebaozhaxingshiyanni。”ganggangganguolaidefangxuehuamoqutoushangdehanzhu,qichuanyuyudeshuo。“meimei,nijintianzenmebuquyanjiuyuanjiepougangcongshenhaililaoshanglaide‘dahairen’?”
“e……gege。niyiweiwoxihuanganzheigeexinde,huizaochengxinliyinyingdegongzuoa!”fangxueyingyitingdao“dahairen”zheigexingronggangcongfujindeyucunshougoudedaguaiwudeciyushi,meilidexiaoyuanlianshangchuxianlehaipadeshenqing。taxianzaiyixiangdaoneizhengsanfazhelingrenzuooudeqiweide‘dahairen’deshiti,jiuhuibujindedalegeduosuo。
tazhangwangsizhou,xiwangnenggouzhaodaonenggoubaituoneiexindeguaiwudexingxiangdedongxi。henkuai,tajiuzhaodaolekeyibaituo‘dahairen’dexingxiangdedongxi——tadenanpengyou:yanghezhou。
“hai!xiaoxuehua。wohuilaile。nihaihaome?”shenzhebaisedezhifudeyanghezhoukandaofangxueying,weixiaodeshuo。“xiaoxuehua。womenquyanjiusuoba。”
“haoa!xiaohe。”fangxueyinghuidashuo。shuowan,zheidui“kexuefengzi”jiushouqianzheshou,likailechezhan。
“…………woyouyijumamaibibuzhidaoyaobuyaoshuo!”beiyanghezhouweileyiwangouliangdedongfangkunpengdaidaishashadekanzhezhengzai“xiuenai”,“fagouliang”deyanghezhouyufangxueying。dishenggunongdao。
“kunpeng,nimeimeini?tabushishuoyaocongjiangdongshengdewulixueyuandeyuanziyanjiuyuandiaodaozheilime?”fangxuehuahaoqidewendongfangkunpeng。
“e,taxianzaizaijia。yaodengdaoshouxubanhaocaikeyi。niyezhidao,kexueyuandeyanjiuyuanzhuanyanjiuyuanshiyaoyidingdeshouxude。nixianzaihaihaoba。huizhanggexia。”dongfangkunpengjieguofangxuehuashoulidexueqie,shuo。
“kanlaihaishizhengzhiwenhuaxueyuandexueyuanbijiaoshufu。”fangxuehuashuo。“nixianzaigaiqushanghaishenyanjiaoshoudekele。”
“o?zheimezao?“dongfangkunpengkanleshoubiaoshangxianshideshijianshuo。”wojidelaohaitadoushidisantiancaishangkede。”
“yinweitazuotianyubiheyingshiguanzhangdadudashule。”
“nanguai。”dongfangkunpengruoyousuosidemozhezijihuxuxishaodexiaba,shuo。“buguo,taweishenmezheimezuosideyubiheyingshiguanzhangdaduni?”
“wonazhidaoa!dongfangkunpengshaoxiaogexia。”fangxuehuayilianbiyishuo。“shaoxiaogexia,nigaishanglishikele。”
“ai!nideliangge。”ganggangyunvyoujieshutonghuadezhugehonghujiaozhutamenlianggeshuo。“jintianwanshanglailianquzi。”
“zaole,zaole。woxianzaiqule。wanshangyinletinglijian。”
“wanshangyinletinglidelaodifangjian。”
diguoxueyuan,zhengzhiwenhuaxueyuan。yihaodalou,gaojielishiyanxiu3haoshili。gangganggandaozheilidelilianzhengyutadeguimimenliaozhetamenganxingqudehuati,ertamenbianshangdenantongxue,zhengliaozhezuixinchaode“suliaoxiaoren”(jishouban)yuzhengzhihuati。zaitamenqianmian,xuebajunmen,zezaifengkuangdejinxingzhe“xue♂xi”。
turan,jiaoshimenqian,chuxianleyiweitoudaileisishuitong,liangbianzhangyouniujiaodetoukui;chuanzhegaizhehuazhehongshizideyamabudezhongjia;yaojianguazhehaiyibazhangshizijiande“gudaixirenleiqishi”(zhu:xirenleishizhishenghuozaixingchendiguoxibuderenlei。xiangduiyingdeshiyixinghanzuweizhudedongrenleizu)。
zheiweiyujiaoxueloulidexiandaihua,shenzhishifanweilaidefenweigegeburude“gudaixirenleiqishi”gangzoujindajiaoshi,chaochaonaonaodegaojielishiyanxiu3haoshilichedideanjinglexialai,tamenjingchadekanzhemenkouneiwei“chuanyue”guolaide“gudaixirenleiqishi”,jiuxiangshikandaolewaixingrenyiyang。
“gudaixirenleiqishi”wozheshizijianbing,maizhedabu,huanhuandezoudaojiangtaishang,suizhiyidongde,shidajiaoshilidewushiduoshuangyanjing。“qishi”zoudaojiangtaishang,taxianxiangdajiaoshilidewushiduoweixueshengbajianshili。libi,tajiuquxiaxiangshuitongyiyangdetoukui,luchuleyizhangsuirancanglao,danbushihuolidelian。
“boss!heishaisheyang!heboss!”yiweigaobiliang,baipifudekaideshidiguodewangzikandaolaorenneizhangdaizheheikuangyanjing,chongmanlezhouwendelian,jianjiaodao。
“nimenhaoa!beigui(tao)lv(lu)xuan(tao)zhongdeqingnianmen。huanyinglaidaozhengzhiwenhuaxueyuandegaojielishiyanxiushi。suiran,zaiwomenchangrenyanli,jintian,xingchenli5015nian9yue10ri,shigepingpingdandanderizi。danshi,jintian,xingchenli5015li9yue10rilisuofashengdeyiqie,douyijingbeilishinvshenjiluzailetadelishijilubenshang,baokuonimenjingchanggaodedaxinwen。ai,too?yang!ai,tongxuemen,nimendezhengzhilunwenxiehaomei?”
tamentingdao“zhengzhilunwen”zheigeciyushi,fusegeyidelianshang,chuxianlexiangtongdebiaoqing。
haishenyankandaoxueshengmendeneidatongxiaoyidebiaoqing,aitanleyikouqi,hentiebuchenggangdeshuo:“nimena!tooyoung!zheixia,nimendezhengzhijiaoshoulihuameifafengle。tazuotianyujunshixueyuandeyutianyanjiaoshoudadudashule。zheixia,nimenziqiuduofuba。haole,bushuole,womenyaokaishichuansuochongdongle。dangran,ruguoniyoudongfangkunpengdenengli,neinibuyongchuansuowodakaidechongdong。ruguonishixuezha,e,neijiwolaolaoshishidechuansuochongdong。zhidaolema。haiyou,zheikechengjieshuzhihou,nimenjiwoxieyipianguanyuzhongshijidelishilunwen,zishubunengshaoyushiwangezi。zhidaolema?”
haishenyanshuowan,zhenggejiaoshilijiufashenglezhenzhendeaihaosheng。
“wei,nimenhaoshenmehao。wocaijinizheimeshaoderenwuliang,nimenhaiaihao。wozhishijinimenyipianlishilunwen。erbiedelishijiaoshou,juwosuozhi,tamenkeshiyicilaishijipianlishilunwen。wozhendeshihenrendaode。nimenyezhidao,wodesougaoqishihenzhanga!haole,biedaraowo‘kaichongdong’le。”
zaitajiangzhongshijilishijiangdejinjinyouweizhishi,daizheheisededayanmaodedongfangkunpengjiuqiaoqiaodeliulejinlai。taqiaoqiaodechuangjinjiaoshi,liudaolelilianbiandekongweishang,qiaoqiaodewen:“tongxue,wokeyizuozheilime?”
“keyia,qingzuo,xuezhang。”liliankanzhedongfangkunpengdelian,weixiaodehuidashuo。
“xiexienile,tongxue。tongxue,nidemingzishi?”dongfangkunpenggangshuowan,lilianjiuzuolege“anjing”deshoushi,bingzhilezhijiangtaishangzhengjiangdejiliedehaishenyanjiaoshou。taqiaoqiaodeshuo:“xuezhang,woxiakehouzaihuidanidewentiba。”
“yo,kunpengtongxue。nijintianlaichi。kunpeng,nijintianshibushizuozhongshijidechulijiaotonggongjulaide?”haishenyankandaodongfangkunpenghou,yonghanzhefengcideweixiaowen。
“hehe,zaiyidingqingkuangxia,xiandaidejiaotonggongjuhaiburuzhongshijidejiaotonggongju。”dongfangkunpengyemiandaifengcideweixiaohuida。
“shide,zaiyidingqingkuangxia,womenxiandaidejiaotonggongjushibibushanggudaidejiaotonggongju。kunpeng,wowenniyigewenti。weishenmezhongshijishiqi,wenyibuduanni?”
“e。”dongfangkunpengbizhidezhanhuida。“shiyinweizaizhongshijishiqi,renmenduiyuwenyi,jibingdelaiyuan,fangzhiyiwusuozhi,zaijiashangneishishenxueshengxing。suoyime?dangrana,chulewomenxinghanzuyumujinglingwai,suoyiyongyouwenmingdewuzhong,shuliangdoukaishijianshao,youxiezhongzume,doumiejuele。”
“shide,kunpengtongxue,nishuodehenhao。zhishi,nimeiyoujiangquan。haiyou,niyunibianshangdeliliantongxuexiakelaiwobangongshiyitang。womenjixu。”
dongfangkunpengzuoxiahou,lilianhaoqijiudewenta:“xuezhang,nizenmehuizhidaozheimeduodongxia?”
“shima?wojuedebushi,wozhishishukanduoleeryi。”dongfangkunpengweixiaodehuida。“e,tongxue。womenhaishibuyaoliaoleweimiao。bijing,bosstazaikanzhewoni。neiwomenxiakezaishuoba。”
liliantinghou,weiweidedianlediantameilidexiaonaodai。tazhuanguotou,jixukanzhezhengzaijiangtaishangjiangkedehaishenyanjiaoshou。
dongfangkunpengyubierenyiyang,jingjingdezuozaizuoweishang。ertadeheilansedeyanzhuzizezaibutingdezhuandong。tameizaitingke,yinweitazaoyibazheitangkelideneirongyuxiwanle,erneipianlishilunwen,zezaojiubeitaxiewan。
“e,nongcongjunzheijiahuozhengzaikanshenmeni?wocaishiguanyushengwuruhefanyandexiaobenben。ai,sizhaizhenexin。ai,xiaohaitunzaiganshenmeni?”dongfangkunpengkanzhesizhoudetongxuetingkedeyangzi,renbuzhude“tucao”zhe。zheishitadafashijiandeshouduan。ruguotakeyizaotuidehua,(zheishibukenengde)neitazaojiuqujunshixueyuanjieshouxunlianle。
dangtakandaoliliandecemianshi,taminruideheilanseyanjingjiubuzhuodaolelilianbeihoudetianshidechibang。
“zhei……zheizenmekeneng!jinglingzenmehuiyouzheizhongchibang!”dongfangkunpengjingchadekanzhelilianbeihouneishuangzaiyangguangxiafangzhejinsedeguangmangdexuebaidechibang。“zheibukeneng,zheibukeneng。yibandejinglingdechibangshixiangqingting,huoshihudiesidechibang。tamenshibukenengchuxianzheizhongchibangde。chufei……chufeitashishuangshuxingdejingling。yaobu,woxiakehouwenwenta?haoa,fanzhengzaifajicidai,jiuyaoxiakele。”
zaishijiandekuaisudeliushixia,zheitanglrangxueshengyouaiyouhendelishike,jiuzaihaishenyanjiaoshouteyoudesangyinlijieshu。
xiakehou,xueshengmensansanliangliangdelikailezheigerangtamenyouaiyouhendegaojielishiyanxiushi。jiangtaishang,zhengzaizhenglizhedaojuyugujideqianneigeshouxi(jishouxiang)jiandiguoxueyuanlishijiaoshoudehaishenyanjiaoshoujiaozhulelilianyudongfangkunpeng:“lilian,dongfangkunpeng。nimenlianggedaowobangongshilaiyitang。”