kanzheyinwenzhizhashuzheijigezi，jiushudemeitoujiuzhouleqilai。
zhiren，zhizha，kuileizhiliutongguiyushu，duozaipangmenshengxing！
erpangmenzuodaoduobubeizhengdaorenke。
pangmenzuodao，shushizhiliu，daduoshiweilezhuiqiushilierxiulianxieshudexiexiu！
qizhongzuiyoumingdeyoulianshishu，caibushu，yangguzhikuidengdeng。
buguolveweifankanleyihuierhou，jiushuzhouzhedemeitoujiuzhankaile。
jiushudanxiaodiantou，jichulepingjia。
“yilingcaihuizhiyinwen，ningjuyueyinzhili，qushizhizha，suiranshipangmenzuodao，danquebushixieshu！”
simudaozhangminlekoucha，xiaohehededeyidao，“neidangranle，ruguoshixieshu，wozenmekenengjialuo。”
jiuzaicishi，linluolinzheyihureshuicongwaimianzoulejinlai。
“shifu，shishu，wojinimenxucha。”
“hehe，aluonilaidezhenghao，shishuyougehaodongxijini。”
simudaozhangxiaozheshuozhe，yibaqiangzoujiushushouzhongdexiaocezi。
“haodongxi！shishu，shishenmehaodongxi？”
linluoyanjingfaliang，shuadeyixiacuandaolesimushenpang。
xiangbudaoa，koumenshishujingranyehuisongliwule！
jintiantaiyangbushicongximianshengqilaidea！
linluoyiqianjianguosimujici，yemeishoudaoguosimudaozhangjideliwu，meixiangdaojintianyouyiwaishouhuo！
“na，zijikankanba！”
simudaozhangjiangxiaocezidijilinluo。
“阴文纸扎术！”
suiranshifantizi，danlinluoshishizide，zheimeduonianle，kanguodeshudoushifanti，youyoujiushujiao，suoyilinluokanshuhaowuzhangai。
linluofankanleyibian，qianmianjiangshudeshizhizhashudeyoulai，houmianjiushizhizhadezhizuoyijishiyongfangfa。
zheigeyinggaishishanjianguode，yinweixiaocezihenxin，yeshuyebuduo。
yinggaishisimudaozhangzijichaolude，limianyixieguofendeneirong，doubeishanqule。
不过这就够用了！
“shishu，zheigeyoushenmeyonga？”
linluoyifumengdongdemoyangwendao。
“hehe，zheizhizhashushiyonglingcaizhizuochengzhirenzhima，zaizhizhashenshanghuizhiyinwenningjuyueyinzhili，zhiyaonicuidongyueyinzhili，jiukeyihuodeyigerenyounizhangkongdezhizhakuilei。”
“zheizhizhakuileizaiweijishikekeyibangnidiyuqiangdi，hunizhouquan，yekeyibangnizuoshi，duanchadaoshui，buguoqieji，yaoyuanlihuoyuan！”
“这么厉害！”
“hehe，aluo，haibukuaixiexienishishu！”
jiushuweixiaozheshuodao，duiyushididedafanghenshimanyi。
终于有个师叔样了！
“谢谢师叔！”
“xieshenmexie，yihougenzhenishifuhaohaoxiulian！suiranxiulianyouxiejinbu，danyebunengdeyixiedai，zhidaome。”
simudaozhangquangaodao，yeshidanxinlinluoyoudianjinbujiupiaole！
rujinmaoshanzuishiqinghuangbujiedeshihou，haodechuanrengejiadouque，danlonghushandaodishisanshanfuludelaoda，tonglingguoneidaojiao，haomiaoziziranshibuquede。
maoshanjiubuyiyangle，weilechuanchengxiaqu，dizimensanbugedi，chuanbodaotong，souxunhaodechuanren。
zheimejiule，maoshanyimaizongsuanchulegehaomiaozi，yihoujiushixiaqule，tamenyenengmianduishimenzhangbeile。
ruguoyaoshiyinweijiaodaobuli，rangtudizhangwaile，tamenjiukeyiziguadongnanzhile！
“ng，wohuihaohaoxiuliande！shishunijiufangxinba。”
linluojiandingdedianzhenaodaibaozhengdao。
mofashidaixiuliansuirannan，danwoyouwaiguaa！
jiushuhenmanyilinluodetaidu，weixiaozhecongdoulimochuleyikuaidayangdijilelinluo。
yaoshirangqiushenghewencaikandaojiushuxianzaidebiaoqing，kongpahuihedeshuibuzhejuele。
pingrilisheijianguojiushuxiaoa，haixiaodezheimeheai！
（aqiangadejianguo，xiajinglaojinqianjian，jieguolaocanle！）
“aluo，nirangwencaidaizheniqumaishenxinyifu，wohenishishuhaiyouxiehuayaoshuo！”
九叔说道。
“哦，我知道了！”
linluojieguoqian，jiangshuheqiandouchuairuhuaizhong。
zaijiangshishijie，biededongxibuhaoshuo，yincaijueduibuque！
danzhunbeiqilaihaishihenfeishide，yebuzhidaojianhuahouhuishishenmeyang！
“xitong，saomiao《yinwenzhizhashu》”
【jiancedaoyinwenzhizhashu！】
【yinzhuweigu，yinzhiweipi，yinwenchiling，dianlingsuixin！】
【jianhuaxu1000jianhuadian，dianshubuzu！】
“得，我就知道！”
……
“糖葫芦呦！”
“烧饼！烧饼！”
renjiazhenjiedaoshangdejiaomaishengbujueyuer，xingrenfenfen，kanqilaishifenrenao。
biekanrenjiazhenbuda，danzhenzikaojingangkou，shiheyunshuniu，laiwangderenhaitingduode，ouerhainengkandaoyangren！
wencaiyilianxingfenmoyangdedongzhangxiwang。
haojiucaicongyizhuanglichulaiyitang，buguaitazheimekaixin。
“shixiong，nixiangbuxiangchitanghulu？”
“不吃！”
“shixiong，chigeshaobingba！”
kanzhewencaitunyankoushuidechanyang，linluobuyouyizhenwunai。
nizenmeneimechan，bujiushishaobingme，neiyoushenmehaochide。
“meiqian，shifujiujileyikuaidayang，wohaiyaomaiyifu。”
linluopiezui，jiakuailejiaobu。
yizhuangzhuanqianburongyi，huaxiaoyouda，jiushuduitudimenziranshinengshengzesheng。
buguojiushuduitadechichuandaoshimeikoumenguo。
“真抠门！”
wencaipielepiezuiquebuganbaxinlihuashuochulai。
yaoshiranglinluogenjiushugaoyizhuang，zijijueduimeihaoguozichi。
“shixiong，dengdengwoya。”
renjiazhenhewangriyiyang，shifenrenao，jiushiyouyidian，moyanghaokandexiaoguniangtaishaole，linluokanleyilu，meiyouyigerangrenxinqingyuyuede。
haohuainiandouyina，piaoliangxiaojiejie，chuiladanchanggezhongjuehuo！
“咦！”
linluoturantingzhulejiaobu。
qianmianderenqunsankai，yigenianqingpiaoliang，dabanxinchaodexiaoguniang，zhengxiaoyingyingdezhanzaiyichutanweiqian，gentanweilaobanjiaotan。
zheixiaoguniangchuanzheyixifensedeliqun，shoushangdaizheshoutao，yishoulinbaoyishounasan。
tabojingshangdaidezhenzhuxianglianbaifangdeweizhigangganghao，fuyuqiekangkai！
linluoyanjingyiliang，tayijingrenchuzheishisheile。
zairenjiazhenzhangdezheimepiaoliang，haizheimefuyoude，ziranshirentingtingla。
rentingtingbeirenfasongqushengchengshangxue，rujingangcongshengchenghuilai。
“哇！”
wencaitongyangkandaolerentingting，dunshijingweitianren，zuibadouhebushangle，benlaibudadexiaoyanjinglengshidengdeliuyuan。
“wei，bushiba！meijianguonvrena，hailiukoushui，zhendiulian。”
linluopielewencaiyiyan，xianqidenuokailejibu。
woburenshizheigejiahuo，taidiulianle。
“shixiong，nihaixiao，buzhidaozheijiaoaimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi，erqiezheimepiaoliangdeguniang，zairenjiazhenhenshaojiande。”
wencaishuowan，heiheiyixiao，wangxiangdao，“yaoshinengzuowolaopojiugenghaole！”
wencaixinzhongandao，jiushiyihongyuanmenkoudeneixiejieermen，rongmaoyemeiyounengyadezhuzheiguniangdea。
wencaimeijinguoyihongyuan，zhishimeiciquzhaoqiushengdeshihou，jianguoyihongyuanmenkouzhanzheyixiedabanxianyandejieermen。
buguangwencaixihuankan，qiushengkandiandeshihou，meikerenzuidadelequyeshikanduimian！
sheirangtamenjiadedianjiuzaiyihongyuanduimenni！
suiranrenjiajiadaozhongluo，jialidecaifuqingkuangdaburuqian，danshousideluotuobimada。
rentingtingzhangdebaijingyoupiaoliang，zairenjiazhenjueduisuanshibaifumeijibiede。
wencaihaixiangqurenjiazuolaopo，chuncuishilaihamaxiangchitianeroule！
“哇，好大啊！”
wencaituranxingfendegantanqilai，linluoqingxidetingdaozheihuoletunyankoushuideshengyin。
没出息啊！
嗯！有杀气！
linluotaitou，jiukandaorentingtingmaiwandongxizhengwangzheibianzou。
neishuangpiaoliangdemouzikandaolewencai，xiaoliandunshilenglexialai，yanshenzhongmanshiyanfan。
zheirendeyanshenhaotaoyana！
wencaizheixiaozisihaobuzhidaoshoulian，fanerduizherentingtingpaolegemeiyan，yifujianxixidemoyang。
实在是丢脸！
我忍不了啦！
linluoyiliezui，feishenyijiao。
“阿哒！”
啊——
wencaicanjiaozhefeilechuqu。
jiedaoshangdexingrenjianyourenbeida，fenfenhoutui，shengpabeiyangjichiyu，ranhouyanbabadeguanwang，haoqibaguakanlezi。
“wangbadan，yihouzairangwokandaonizaijieshangtoukannvhaizi，wojianniyicidaniyici！”
linluomawanniutoujiuzou，yifuwozhenburenshiwencaidemoyang！
“yi，zheigexiaonanhaihaoyouqua！zhenkeai！”
rentingtingkanzhelinluodebeiying，zuijiaobuzijuedeqiaoqi，xinliduilikaidelinluochongmanlehaoqihehaogan。
“yi！tazenmequlebaoxiangzhai！”
“zheimexiaoyelaimaiyanzhishuifenma！”
rentingtingbenlaishizhunbeihuijiade，kejianzhelinluoxiaoxiaonianjijingranquleyanzhishuifendian，dunshihaoqiqilai。
zhenghaojialideyanzhishuifenyongwanle！
xiangdaozhei，rentingtinglailexingzhi，maikaibuzichaozhebaoxiangzhaizouqu。
呜！
wencaimengbidezuoqishen，naodailiyipiankongbai。
我是谁？
我在哪？
我在干什么？
……