第3章 媳妇啊,是不是冷了?

“shuoa,jixushuoa!”

chenjingnazhexiaoshouqiangwangqianzoulejibu,ranhoubaqiangkoudingzailemofengdenaomenshang!

“haishuowobazangdongxishangshenle,shinixiaozishixinfengleba?”

“xiaozi,nixianzaijiuqusi…”

“死?”

“chunhuo,baoxiandoubukaijiuxiangsharen?”

mofengqingyidejiubaduifangdeqiangjiqiangxiale。

“dengdanidegouyankanhaole,woshizenmezhihaonibade,yihoubielaizhaoshi!”

tazaichenjingbeihoudianleyixia,houzhedunshijiujuedehunshensuma,yi**zuozailedishangzaiyepabuqilai。

“这是……”

yanyuehecongchenjingtaochushouqiangdeshihoujiumengle,daoxianzainaozihaiyoudianluan,mofengzenmejiuturanfanpanle?

“莫锋…你…”

tayoudianchiyidezoudaozijilaogongshenbian,dingzheduifangdeyanjing。

“nidaodishishei,worenshideneigemofengmeiyounizheiyangdenengnai!”

mofengdunshikuxiaobude,kanlaizijituranniubile,bierenkendingdoubuxinde!

“wojiushinilaogongmofenga,niyaoshenmezhengjume?”

tapazaiyanyueheerbianqingshengshuoleyiju,“tianlansede……”

“流氓!”

yanyuhedeliandunshijiuhongdaoleerduogen!

tasuiranburangduifangpengziji,neishiyinweichunshumeiyouneizhongnannvzhiqing,tacongxiaodaodajiumeitanguolianai,gengbietiduibiedenanrendongxinle!

xianzaibeiduifangshaoweidiaoxiyixia,jiuhaixiudeyaosi。

“xingle,nizhanzaiyibian,kanwozenmejiuzheigelaotou!”

mofengdeyiyangyang,zhongyuyouleshilaiyunzhuandejihui,zenmenengbuhaohaobawo?

zaiwulifanlefan,zhaodaoleyigeyupixiudebaijian。

pixiu,shenlongjiuzizhiyi,zhupixie。

mofengzoudaochenhuaibeibeihou,zheilaojiahuochizhafengyunyisheng,linlehaiyaotizijiernvshouzui,zhenshirangtadoujuedekelianketan。

“嘭!”

mofengcishineilisuiranqianbo,danshiquzouyigexiaoguihaishihenrongyide。

shenshouzaichenhuaibeibeihoupailesanzhang,baningjuchulaideyidao‘longyangli’daruduifangdetinei。

“噗噗噗…”

yilvlvheiyanbutingdecongchenhuaibeideqiqiaozhongsanfachulai,yinyinde,zhongrenkeyikandaoyigexianhongsedexuying!

陈静直接就吓傻了!

yanyueheyeshidengdaleyanjing,yanqiandeyiqiejianzhijiushidianfuxingdapoletaderenzhi!

“啊!!!”

cierdejianjiaoshengdunshijiuchongchizhenggebangongshi,rangrentinglehoucaoyadoujuedebushufu!

“jiaoshenme,qusiba!”

mofengshouzhongdeyupixiufachuyidaoweibukechadeguangmang,zhijiejiubaheiwujishoulejinqu!

“呼!还真挺累!”

tahaishidiyicimiezangdongxi,haizhentingleide。

“哇!”

chenggonghou,chenhuaibeidunshituchuyidakouheixue!

“xiexiexiaoyoua,yaobushinizhangyixiangzhu,wokongpameijitianhaohuole。”

chenhuaibeizhanzhanweiweideshuodao,zuijiaohailiuzheheixue,kanqilaihaishiyoudianjingsongde。

“woyaobubanijiuhuole,nimenjuyijituanhaibudebawolaopodegongsitapingle?”

mofengbayupixiuchuaijindouli,dasuanzhaogedifangjihuohuale。

“爸,您好了!?”

chenjingcishijuedeshenshangdesumayijingguoqule,ganjinliangundaipadenuodaochenhuaibeideshenbian。

“niezhang,haibujizheiweixiaoyouhaiyouyanzongpeilidaoqian!?”

chenhuaibeinuheleyisheng,suihouyoujuliekesouqilai,“wosuiranshuobuchuhua,danshiwozhidaozheiduanshijianfashengdeyiqie!”

chenjingdunshijiubeihehuaile,meixiangdaozijifuqinjuranshenmedouzhidao!

“爸,我错了!”

zheinvrenbeihehunletou,tuiyiruan,zhijieduizhemofengjiuguixiale,yebuguanduimianshishei,jiujiaoleyiju。

“bieguanwojiaoba,wocaiershisi!”

mofengbaozhegebomianwubiaoqingdeshuodao,“yihoubielaizhaowolaopodemafan,haiyounimenchenjiakendingyourenzuoshenmehuaishile,yaoshizaibushoushou,wobubaozhengnidebingbuhuizaifan!”

“多谢小友提醒!”

chenhuaibeiqianenwanxie,tasuirandizibuganjing,danshiqueshishifenjiangjiuderen。

“yihouwomenjuyijituan,gefangmiandouhuiwutiaojianbuyaoliyidexiezhuankangyaoye,erqieyudaoshenmemafanle,jinguanzhaowo!”

“bucuo,youyanlijian,wojinikaigefangzi,yihoumeitianhe,daoshihouzaibeizangdongxishangshenle,yebuhuixiangxianzaizheiyangle!”

mofengziranzhidaodayibazhangjigetianzaodedaoli。

“duoxiexiaoyoua,buzhininzunxingdaming?”

“莫锋!”

“haomingzi,haomingzi!”

chenhuaibeifuzhangdaxiao,xiaodemofengdoushiyizhenwuyu。

yigemingzieryi,nengyoushenmehaode。

“行了,拿去!”

mofengbayaofangsaijinlechenhuaibeideshouli,ranhoubunaifandehuihuishou,“meishenmeshidehua,nimenjiuzouba,wohaidehewolaopotanshiqingni。”

“haha,nianqingrenxueqifanggang,wodong,wodong!”

chenhuaibeikaihuaidaxiao,ranhoulengzhelianzhaohuleyixiazijidenver,“xiaojing,womenzouba,lushangtongzhijiazusuoyourenkaihui!”

“是…”

chenjingweijudekanlemofengyiyan,ganggangneigeguiying,chadianbataheniaokuzi!

bangongshineizhongyuxiaotingle。

“xifua,shibushijuedeyoudianleng?”

mofengheiheiyixiao,duizheyanyuehezouleguoqu,takandaoduifangliansehaishishifencangbai,zhidaoduifangshibeizangdongxidexuyinghezhule,cishizuijiadebanfajiushirangtaganshoudaoyangqidewennuan!

yanyuehekanzhezijilaogonglianshangdehuaixiao,juedeshifenbuzhenshi,ershiduonianle,mofengjitadeyinxiang,chulehuichuiniu,yemeishenmebenshile,danshiganggangjiuzaitamianqianfashengdeshi,suiranbukexue,danshitazhidaoneishizhende!

tadelaogongmofengjurannengzhuazangdongxi!

这简直就是神仙啊!

“nidaodishishenmeren,yiqiannineifeichaideyangzishizhuangchulaide?”

yanyuehedingzhemofengdeyanjing,xiangkanduifangyoumeiyousahuang。

“bushizhuangde,wojiushituranyixiajiuniubile。”

mofengshihuashishuo,taxianzaibayanyuehekunzaizhuoziqian,shuangshoufenkaichengzaizhuozishang,baduifangqiujinzhule。

yanyueheweileduobimofengchiredehuxi,wuzhudewanghouduoleduo,danshihoumianjiushizhuozi,tazhinengkaozuozaizhuozishang,danshizheiyangzhongxinjiubuwenle,zhinengshenshouquzhuamofengdeyifu。

“neinizheijianshiyaozenmegenwobawomajieshi?tamenkendingbuxinde,tebieshiwoma。”

yanyueheyonglituileyixiaduifang,“niwanghoudian…”

tayiliandexiuhong,suiranheduifangjiehunle,danshidiyici,tamentiedezheimejin,suiranjuedeyoudianbieniu,danshiganggangbeiguiyingjinghedailaideyinlengganjue,quebeimofengshenshangmomingdeqixijiqusanle,zheizhongshenqideganjueyourangtarenbuzhujiejinduifang。

“tamenyanglewoershinian,fangxinba,wozaitamenmianqianhuiyoufencunde。”

mofengyejuedeyoudiantouda,zijixianzainiubileshibujia,danshizhuaguizheijianshikebuneimerongyibeirenjieshou,zheiyaoshibeiguanfangzhidaole,gujidebatazhuajinshiyanshile。

ershuochuqu,kendingmeirenxin!

tebieshitadezhangmuniangzhangqin,jiuaimeishizhaocha!

mofengcishiyiditou,jiunengshunzheyanyuehedechenshankanjinqu,suizhetamuguangdequnxun,yanyuehedebozidoupashangleyicengdanfense。

kanzhezijijiaoqijingzhiderongyan,mofengdingzhuleduifangweiweizhangkaidexiaozui,jintian,tajiuyaozuochutupo!

eryanyuehejuededuifangshenshangdeqixichirewubi,weiweidebishangyanjing,xiangshimoxule。

buguojiuzaimofengdezuikuaipengdaoyanyuehedezuichunshihou,shoujixiangle,yanyuehedunshijiubeizhei**jingxingle。

“tiana,wozaizuoshenme,wochadianhetajiewen!”

yanyueheshenhuxileyixia,ranhouyibatuikailemofeng,jietongledianhua。