jintianwanshangyoubushaodexinsheng，baihuahuadedatuizaihunhuangdeludengdezhaoyaoxia，duoleyicengmeigan。
zheishideqingchunqimengdongdenandaxueshengyibukaiyan。
“laozhang，koushuicaca，niyoudianguolea。”jiangzhourenbuzhutixingleyixiazhangyuanliang。
suirannishi**，danshibuzhiyuzheimekuazhangba，haodainihaishichengnianrena。
tingdaojiangzhoudetixingzhihou，zhangyuanliangxiliuleyixia，shenchushoucaleca，shunbianjiaobianleyixia：“**，qishiwozheishizaixiangdaihuierchishenme。”
jiangzhoudingzheta：“nicaiwoxinbuxin？”
luoyeyerenbuzhuchayizui：“qishiduixiangmeishenmehaode，renzhenxuexicaishizuizhongyaode，ernvqingzhangshenmededengdaxuebiyeyebuchi。”
zhongrentingluoyeshuowan，douduitayouxielingwaidekanfale。
zheikebuxiangshiyigedaxueshengnengshuochulaidehuaa，suiranshuozaidaxueliyouhenduorenzuishangdoushuozhebutan，danxinlibuzhidaoxiangleduoshaocile，pingchangshuashipinkanzheqinglvdouhuirenbuzhuzuijiaoshangyang。
congzheilijiunengkanchu，tamenduiaiqinghaishixiangwangde。
suoyigangcailuoyenengshuochuneiyangdehua，queshizhenjinglezhongren。
zhangyuanliangyoudianpeifudekanxiangluoye：“laoluozheishikantoule？conglaimeitanguoma？”
luoyelikebaibaishou：“gaozhongtanleyige，sannian，genwoyiyangyelailelinda。”
“？？？？？”
haojiahuo，nizaizheilidengzhewomenshiba，zuishangshuozheyaonulixuexi，sixiadailegeduixianglaishangdaxue！
zhangyuanlianglikejiushoubule：“laoluoniguofenle！”
jiangzhengyejiakuaijiaobu，zoudaoqianmian：“woyexiangtanlianai，danshiwozhaobudao。”
luoyeyitingshunjianjiujuedeyouxi：“denggemenyudaoheshide，jiujinijieshaoyige。”
“哥！”
luoyeyayashou，shiyitadidiao。
“**呢？”
“单身，没谈过。”
“huche！”zhangyuanlianglikefanbo。
江洲：“？”
“nierqishitangneigeni？”
jiangzhounaixinjieshi：“jintianxiawuzaitushuguanshuijuedeshihou，xinjiaodepengyou。”
zhangyuanliangcongjintianxiawujiuyizhiqibuguo，yushichencijihuiduizhelingwailiangmingshiyouqianzeta：“nimentingting，zheishuodeshirenhua？”
“qutushuguanshuijuejiusuanle，hainengyujiannvsheng？”
“suiranwomeikanqingnvshengderongmao，danshinvshengzhudongyao**deweixina！”
luoyeyanshenshanguoyisiyihuo，suihoujiuhuifuzhengchang。
erjiangzhengzeshiyilianxianmudedingzhejiangzhou，duiyutazheizhongmudaisoloderen，nenggennvshengshuoshanghuajiuyijingshibabeizixiulaidefufenle。
jiugengbieshuonengyounvshengzhudongyaolianxifangshile。
jiangzhouzeshiyilianpingdan，fangfozheishiqinghaoxianghenzhengchangyiyang：“nimeibeiyaoguoma？”
“……”
有时候真的想报警。
jirenzaixuexiaomenkoudexiaochijiesuibianzhaolegexiaotanzi，dianlejifenkaochuanzhihoujiuzuoxiakaishiliaotian。
zheigeshihoujiangzhengkanjianconggangcaichuxiaomenkaishi，luoyejiushibushidedakaishoujikan，lianshanghaidaizhexiaorong。
“laoluonijiahenmangma，wokanniyizhizaikanshouji。”
luoyeruowuqishideguandiaogaoxiaoxiaoshuodeyemian，suihoubudongshengsedehuida：“zaijinvpengyoubaobei。”
“wacao，wozhendexianmuniyouduixianga。”
“woyexianmule，shenmeshihounengyougexiaofuponengkanshangwoa!”zhangyuanliangjuqishuangshou，yiliansihuidekanzhetiankong。
luoyezuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi，xinshuoguorandaxuelimianbunengyongchengji**，deyongnvpengyou！
suihouyouguzuoanwei：“laozhang，huiyoude，nibieji。”
“ei，**，niyaobuyao，wowenwenwonvpengyoubanshangyoumeiyouhaokande。”
jiangzhoutaishoujujue：“buyong，wohaishixihuanbailan，yigerentinghaode。”
guanyuyoumeiyouduixiangzheigehuatizaijiangzhouzheilijieshu，denglaobanbachideduanshanglai，jirenjiukaishixuan。
jiangzhouwanshangchiguo，suoyidaduodoushisuibianchiyixia，ranhoujiubamuguangfangzailuguodedatuishang。
butanduixiang，wohaibunengkankanle？
budebushuo，daxuecainengkanchugengduodemeinv，bijingchuzhonghaimeizhangkai，gaozhongdoumangxuexiqule，meishenmeshijiandaochiziji。
shangledaxuejiubuyiyangle，fangfobuhuazhuang、buhuidabanjiuhuibeirenbixiaquyiyang。
ernvshenghuoduohuoshaodouyouyidianpanbidexinli。
“你腿长咋了？”
“我会化妆！”
“你胸大咋了！”
“我会打扮。”
keyibuquanyou，danshibunengshenmedoumeiyou，danchangchangshihuazhuangzuijiandan，zheikeyixue。
胸大你怎么学？
腿长你怎么学？
jiangzhouyuekanyuerushen，zhidaozhangyuanliangpaipaitadejianbang，zheicairangtasixuhuilai。
“**，nizheishikanshenmeni，zheimerushen？”
“meishenme，chiwanlejiuzouba。”jiangzhoushoushileyixiajiuqishen。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，tiankongyishengjuxiang，dajiadoulengleyixia。
suihoujiushiyizhenpiaopodayuluoxia。
“woca，zheimeturan？”
“xiatianshizheiyangde，meiyoushenmeyuzhao。”
fuwanqianzhihou，sirenjiuzheiyangjingjingdekanzhezhujianbeiyuqinshidelumian。
“这咋回去？”
zhangyuanlianghurantiyidao：“fanzhengdoushixiatian，yaobuzhijielinyuhuiqu，nanrenjiuyaobupakunnan。”
jiangzhengyediandiantou：“shia，huiquxizaojiuhaole，yinggaibuhuiganmao。”
zheigeshihou，jiangzhoudeshoujihuranzhendongleyixia，tamochushouji，shiliwanqingfadexiaoxi。
“你是不是没伞？”
“nizenmezhidao？”jiangzhoumiaohui。
“我猜的。”
haimeidengjiangzhouhuifu，duimianjiuyoufayitiaoxiaoxiguolai：“yaobuwojinisongyibasanguolai？”
jiangzhoutaitoukanleyixiazheiyu，gujiyishibanhuitingbule，yushijiumeijujue。
“那就谢谢了。”
“haopengyouzhijianbuxushuoxiexie！”
liangfenzhongzhihou，106qinshisirenzumianqianjiuduoleyigeqinglengdenvsheng。
liwanqingshoulinazheyibasan，jingjingdekanzhejiangzhou。
zhangyuanliangyishijianbuzhidaoshuoshenme，yinweitarenchulaile，zheijiushibiaobaiqiangshangchuandeneigenvsheng！
“**，nibuyaogaosuwozheinvshengshilaijinisongsande？”
江洲沉默。
erzheishidechenmojiushidaan。
zhangyuanliangshunjianjiubuxianghuole：“**a！**nizhenshi**a！”
liwanqingqinglengdepieleyiyanzhangyuanliang，xinshuonihaohuopo。
suihouyoubamuguangfangdaojiangzhoushenshang，houzhezhudongjieguotashoulidesan，zhunbeilikai。
danhoumiandezhangyuanliangshunjianjiufanyingguolai：“**，nijiwomenyibabei，niliangdayibasan。”
liwanqingmeishuohua，jingjingdekanzhejiangzhou，haoxiangzaidengzhetadejuedingyiyang。