第五章嘲讽
“shenmexidangdie，nizheigefeiwuhushuobadaoshenmeni。”
yangfanrenzheshentidejutongcongdishangzhanleqilai，fennudeshuodao。
“hushuobadao？”chenhaosixiaofeixiaodeyaoleyaonaodai，youyoudeshuodao；“nanbuchengniwangjijintianlaiyiyuanshiweileshenme？”
“嗯？”
yangfanyileng，shixianxiayishidefangzailezhuyaodeshenshang。
yinweizhuyaozheigeyuededayimameiyoulai，suoyiyangfanjiuzhunbeidaitalaiyiyuanjianchayixia。
ruguoyoudehua，neijiujizhuyaoyibipeichangjin，chenzaodalesuanle。
“不，不不。”
zhuyaojianyangfanyizhidingzheziji，xinxudeshuodao；“yanggenibuyaoting......tingzheifeiwuxinkoukaihede，niyaoxiangxinwo，wochuleni，jiumeiyouherenherenshangguochuang！”
“wohaimeiwen，nizheimepobujidaidejieshiganshenme？”
yangfanzaishehuishanghunjilezheimezhangshijian，yeshigerenjing，zheiyiyanjiukanchulaizheizhuyaoxinliyougui，zaikeyiyangaiyixieshiqing。
难不成......
陈浩说的是真的？
自己真的被绿了？
“yangge......niyaoxiangxinwoa。”
zhuyaojinjindezhuazhuleyangfandegebo，aiqiudao；“zheijiushichenhaodeyinmou，tazaiguyitiaobolijian，women......womenkebunengzhongletadeguijia。”
“嗯......”
yangfandianlediantou，juedezhuyaoshuodeyoudaoli。
家丑可不外扬。
genghekuanghaishidangzhechenhaozheimeyigefeiwudemian。
“xiaozi！laozideshiqingyongbuzhenilaiduoguan！”yangfanlengxiaodao：“wojiuwenni，nidawozheijianshizhunbeizenmejiejue？sileni，haishigongle！”
tingdaoyangfanbuzaizhuijiu，zhuyaoyeanzisongleyikouqi。
yangfankeshizijideyaoqianshu，zheikeshuyaoshimeile，neizijiyihoudemingpaibaobao、angguidehuazhuangpinkedoumeile。
“dailvmaozinibujieyi，neinideleaizi，jiebujieyini？”
chenhaocekaozaiqiangbishang，shuangmouzhongshanguoyisixinvehewanwei。
“什么？”
yangfanyitingzheihua，mianrusihui，jinzhangdeyanleyankoushui，dao：“nixiaozikebuyaoxinkoukaihe，weiyansongting。”
“weiyansongting？”chenhaochaofengdao：“ninandaomeifaxian，nizheijitianyizhidouzailaxi？erqieyexialinbajieyebiandalema？”
“ni......nizenmehuizhidao？”
yangfanhuangle，tameixiangdaochenhaojingranzhidaozheimeduo，erqiezuirangtagandaozhenjingdeshi，chenhaoshuodezheixie，wuyiliwaiquanbudoushizhengquede。
“啧啧。”
chenhaopielepiezui，dandandeshuodao；“nihaizhenshikeliana，beirendailelvmaozibushuo，haihuanshangleaizibing，duile，shunbiangaosuni，nineilvmaoziheaiziyinggaidoushinidehaogemenchuanjinide。”
“nandaoshiliufengneixiaozi？”
xiangdaozhei，yangfanehenhendekanxianglezhuyao，fennudeshuodao；“nitamedezheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
“bu，bu，genbenjiumeiyouzheihuishi。”
zhuyaojimangjieshidao：“yangge，chenhaojiushigebuxuewushudefeiwueryi，womenzenmenengtingtadeguihuani？wodexinliconglaidouzhiyouyangshaoniyigerena。”
“chenshenyi！chenshenyi！”
zhuyaozheihuagangshuowan，yiyuanlimianjiujichongchongdechuangchuleyiqunren。
weishoudezhengshizaiyixuejieheheyoumingdegulao。
“xinghaonimeizou，kuaiqujiujiulinlaoyeziba，ta......tayoubuxingle。”gulaokusangzhelian，wunaideshuodao。
“nimenshibushibatashenshangdeyinzhenjibaxialaile”
chenhaolenghengleyisheng，shenqinglengmo。
“dui......duia。”
gulaodianlediantou，“doushisunmiaoneixiaozigaodegui，pianyaobayinzhenjibadiao，laofuyewunengweilia。”
“neiguanwoshenmeshiqing？”
chenhaoshenqinglengmodeshuodao；“ren，woyijingjiuguoyici，zaisi，neiyeshinimenzijidezeren。”
“chenshenyi，ni......nikebunengjiansibujiua。”gulaoqingqiudao。
“ni......nishigulao？”
zheishi，yipangdeyangfanyebagulaojirenlechulai，dangchutafuqinshengbingdeshihou，hegulaoyouguoyimianzhiyuan。
“你是？”
“wojiaoyangfan，woshiyangjianxindeerzi。”
杨凡自报家门。
“哦。”
kesheizhidaogulaozhishifuyandeyingheleyisheng，youjiangmuguangfangzailechenhaodeshenshang。
zhikexi，chenhaowudongyuzhong，buweisuodong。
qifenyixiazibiandefeichangjijing。
“gulao......nigangcaichenghuzheifeiwuweichenshenyi？”
yangfanshizaishirenbuzhule，shitanxingdewendao。
“shenmefeiwu？chenshenyiyaoshifeiwudehua，nilianfeiwudoubibushang！”gulaodengleyiyanyangfanmeihaoqidehechileyidun。
“完了！”
tingdaogulaozheifanzhandingjietiedehuayu，yangfanzhenggerenmianrusihuidetanzuozailedishang。
ruguochenhao......
zhenshishenyidehua，qibushitagangcaishuodeneixiehuaquanbudoushizhende？
zijizhendedeaizibingle？
“bukeneng，zheibukeneng，tajiushigefeiwueryi。”zhuyaoyeshifengkuangdeyaozhenaodai，hennanjieshouyanqianzheigeshishi。
aizibingkeshiwuyaokejiudejuezhenga！
“陈浩！”
meiduojiu，linqinyehuojihuoliaodecongyiyuanlizoulechulai，kanzhechenhaozhejideshuodao；“kuaihewoshangqu，yeyetabuxingle。”
“为什么？”
chenhaopieleyiyanlinqin，xinvedeshuodao；“wochenhaozainimenlinjiarenyanzhongnanbuchengzhenshiyigehuizhizelai，huizhizequdefeiwu？nimenshibushiyetaigaokannimenlinjiale。”
“ni......nizheishishenmeyisi？”
zheihaishichenhaodiyiciyongzheiyangdehuayuhezijishuohua，linqinyishiyouxienanyijieshou。
yiqianchenhaoyizhidoushiweiweinuonuo，mianduiziji，gengshiliandaqidoubuganfangyige。
keshixianzaiweishenme......
“wodeyisijiushi，wobuqu。”
chenhaolengshengdao：“wojiguonimenlinjiajihui，keshinimenquebuhaohaozhenxi，zheinengyuandeleshei？”