第3章什么!?高考控分!?纪念初恋生日!?

林振民的话语声落下。

nazhadunshiguaiqiaodedianlexiatou。

zheiyangtayebunengsuanchushibuliba?

erqieshuobudingjiuyoujihuirenshiyixiaqibaifendetiancaini!

zhiyuzhibojiandeguanzhong,zeyourenbuzhuleleqilai。

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“haha,zheikeshinazhaa!dayeshuoyaokaolvkaolv,woweishenmeganjueyidiandoubuweiheni!”

“zhinengshuozhiqianneigexiongdishuodedui,zheixiangqinjiaodequewohuzanglonga!liangaokaoqibaiduofendemengrendouyou!”

“ai,woshuonimenyebietaikuazhanglea!gaokaoqibaiduofenshilihai!dannazhayebuchaba?”

“yulequankebuhaohun,nazhadouhunchengyixianxiaohuale!erqiegaokaoqibaiduofenbuyidingjiudaibiaozhegongchengmingjiu,nazhaxianzaikeshiyijingshenjiaguoyileni!”

“wozantongloushangdeshuofa,gaokaofenshugaoyebujuedingzheyiqie!haoduomingxiaobiyededaxueshenghaihuicunyangzhuleni!”

“e,gemen,zheikeshi714a!nihaimeiyougainianma?zheifenshuqingbeibiyesuibianjingeyanjiusuohuozhedachang,neidoushinianxinbaiwanqibu!”

“suirankenengshiburunazhaqianduo,danshengzaiwendinga!”

“heng!fanzhengwohaishijuedenazhapeizheigedayeerzimeishenmewenti!”

“......”

zhibojiandeguanzhongmenliaodaozuihou。

又开始起了争执。

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nazhazheibiangenlinzhenmindalegezhaohu,yedasuankaishi‘shoulie’xiayigemubiao。

但就在这时。

王婶却又坐不住了。

takanlelinzhenminyiyan,sihaobuzaihutadechize。

baichuleyifunvrenbuhuainanrenbuaidejiashidao:

“laolin,nitingtingnishuodezheijiaoshenmehua?”

“zheilishishenmedifang?modoushizuidadexiangqinjiao!”

“zanmenjiaxiaochenyouxiuhaibunengshuole?zheizenmenengxiyindaohaonvhaini?”

“xiaoguniang,wangshenyebupashihuagaosuni!”

“qishixiaochenneihaizigaokaokaole714fen,haishiyougushideni!”

“jushuoxiaochendangchudelianaiduixiang,yejiushitadechulianshengrijiushiqiyueshisihao!”

“xiaochenzheicaikaolege714fen,yonglaijinianzheiyitian!”

“zenmeyangxiaoguniang,zanjiaxiaochenlangmanba?”

“yaoshinihaiyouhaoguimishenmede,yidingjidejieshaojizanjiaxiaochenrenshi!”

“nengjiajixiaochenzheihaizi,houbanbeizikendinghuixingfude!”

shuodaozuihou,wangshenyifududingdemoyang。

linzhenminwenyanzhinengwunaideyaotouxiaolexiao。

ernazhagangtaiqidejiaobu。

shunjianjiudaizhizailebankongzhong。

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What!?

“dashenwomeitingcuoba?”

nazhamengdizhuanguoshen,yilianbukesiyidekanxianglewangdashen。

zhibojianzaijinglileduanzandechenjihou。

danmuyeshunjianzhakaileguo!

“wocao!woshibushijincuozhibojianlea?zheiquedingbushitaolunkehuanpianjubendexianchang!?”

“gaokao714fen!jingranshikongfen!?zheizhenshiliputamajilipukaimen!lipudaojialea!”

“wogangcaibazheishiniutoujiujiwoxifushuole,tashuoningyuanxiangxinwojinwannengchaoguoshifenzhong!”

“qitadexianbushuo,nimenzhenbujuedezheishiqueshihenlangmanma?weinvpengyoushengrigaokaokongfenai!zheigegegehaokue!”

“wuwu,woyebeigandongdaole!yibiankanshoujiyibianku!woxifuwenwoshibushixiaosansile....”

“wozhinengshuohaihaodayeerzidechulianshiqiyueshisihaoshengri,yaoshitashengrishiyiyueshisihao,neigujigaokaojieyoushaoleyigemengrena!”

“loushangdegemen,qingwennishiduilangmanguominma?”

“aiai,woshuonimenshibushidehuanyigejiaodusikaoyixia!xianzaidayehaizaiweierzixiangqin,shuomingnapadangniandayeerziganchulezheizhongshiqing,liangrendaozuihoudoumeicheng!”

“kankanbaxiongdimen,tiangoutiangou,tiandaozuihouyiwusuoyoua!”

“wocao!gemenyiyujingxingmengzhongrena!wochunaizhanshenjinriqixuanbutuichutiangoujie!”

“......”

zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyilunfenfen。

liaodaozuihouqueyuelaiyuepian,yuelaiyuekuazhang!

nazhayejiukanbujianzhibojiandedanmu。

fouzefeidexiaodezhibuqiyaolai!

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而等她回过神后。

mingxianduidayeerzidexingqubagaolewushugedangci!

shenzhitazaixinliyijingananfoujuelezhiqianjingjirendexiangfa。

mingxinghunruxiangqinjiaozheidangjiemu。

huiyouyuelaiyueduodenvmingxingjiarujinlai。

ziranshisheigengshouhuanying,sheijiadaodelianxifangshiduo。

sheijiugengfuhezheixiedayedamamenxinmuzhongdeerxixingxiang。

congerbodejiemuredu,weizijideshiyetianzhuanjiawayifan!

danshixianzainazhaquejuedejingjirendexiangfacuole,wanquancuole。

在相亲这回事上。

zhiliangwanquanyaobishulianggengzhongyaoa!

yaoshitanenggoubadayedeerzijinaxia!

qitadenvmingxingzaitamianqianqibushiquandouhuianranshise?

想到这里。

nazhabianluchuleyifuguaiqiaoweilaierxidemoyangdao:

“daye,kebukeyiwenyixianinerzijiaoshenme?”