youshibudaoshimiaozhong，liangrenyijingchouwanleyan，zheiciganjuehenqiguai，shuobuchulaideqiguai。
liangrendouxiangjujue，keyoubuyouzizhudechouleqilai。
shentibushouzhangkongyiyang，naodailiyezhiyouyigexiangfa，chouyan。
“点…”
“啪…”
liangrenzuzuchoulekuailiangheyan，zhongyushirenbuzhule，douguidaodishangdakoudetuleqilai。
楚天看了眼系统。
qiannaorumeng，dengji2，（2/500）
chixushijian2miao，lengqueshijian2miao。
baoshiyijingshengdaole2ji，chutianhenmanyi。
“xitongguoranyingmingshenyong，zhidaojiwozhaojingyanguai！”
“gangcaihaijiaogouxitong…”
“ke！ke！”chutiangangadekesou：“liangweidage，wojialijiuwoyige，suoyi，woxianzoule，bai！”
“ni……nigesibuhuigai，kanwobuhaohaojiaoyujiaoyuni！”
“对，教育教育！”
liangrenzaihuanxianglizuzuchengshouleliangheyandezhemo，quehaishizuiyingdehen。
chutianshentixianghouyiqing，yincecedexiaodao：“liangweidage，chouyanma？”
“哇…”
liangrenzaicitule，tudeyanleidouliuchulaile。
kanzheliangrentu，chutianyeshiyiliannanshou，zhenbuguaiziji，shixitongrangtashuajingyande。
“zanmenyesuanbudabuxiangshile，liangweidagebushuohua，wojiudangnimenfangguowole。”
chutianbatuijiupao，kaiwanxiao，dengliangrenhuanguojinglai，bunongsitacaiguai。
“别跑…”
liangrenxiangqishenquzhui，quefaxianshaoweidongyixiaweilijiufanteng，naodaiyeexindehen。
……
“xitong，wogangcaishuaibushuai？”
“nizhideshi**waichuan，haishi…”
“明知故问。”
chutianshuodedangranshishiyongchaonengli。
越简单越难以抵抗。
chouyanjiandanbu，keruguoyikouqichouliangheyanna？
“danaodeganjuehuichuandidaoshentishang，shentiyehuichanshengfanying，wojideyouyigekexuetansuojiemulimianjiushuoguo，ruguodanaoganjuedaoshentishaoshang，shentijiuhuizhendeshaoshang，ruguodanaoganjuedaoxinzangtingtiao…”
chutianbuganxiangle，qiannaorumengzheigechaonenglijianzhishishenjia！youzhewuxiandechengzhangkongjian。
bu，yexuzhendexiangzijixiangdeneiyang，xitongneidemeiyizhongchaonenglidouyouzhewuxiandechengzhangkongjian，suoyibucunzaishenmelajidechaonengliyishuo，zhiyaodengjigaole，meiyizhongdoushikanchengnitianzhijidechaonengli。
“xingfulaidetaituranle，wohaiyoudianmeizhunbeihaona！”
chutianganjuezijibeiwennuansuobaowei。
“yaobu……zaiqupaoyiquan？”
系统插刀。
“滚…”
“zuoriquanshijiedouchuxianlerishi，jubuwanquantongji，rishiguohouyoubaogaochengquanshijiefanweineixuduorendoujuexinglechaonengli…”
diertianzaoshang，chutianyibianchizaocanyibianyongdiannaokanzhexinwen。
“xitong，yejiushishuoquanshijiebuzhiwoyigechaonenglizhele？”
“qingsuzhuzhengqueyunyongciju，quanshijiezhiyouniyigeyongyouxitongderen。”
“好吧！好吧！”
chutiansuanshimotouzheigexitongdepiqile，zheizhuernidehongzhe，chiruanbuchiying。
“duile，huoqujinbidefangshichulezuorenwuhaiyoushenme？”
“zuorenwu，yijishuajingyangailvbaojinbi。”
chutianfanlegebaiyan，zheixitongjueduizhongerdongmanmimeipaole。
“xitong，nishuowomendezhouweihuibuhuichuxianchaonenglizhe？”
“shiyouzheigekenengde，buguochaonenglizheshiyougailvchuxiande，qiezheigegailvhenxiao，bingfeisuoyouputongrendounengchengweichaonenglizhe。”
chutianleran，tadakaiwangzhan，guangleguangbendideluntan。
guanyuchaonenglizhechuxiandexiaoxi，jigebendibijiaoyoumingdeluntandouyourenzaiyilunle。
chutiankanleyihuier，faxianqizhongjigebijiaozhengjingtaolunchaonenglizhedetiezili，hunjinlaileyixieqiguaidedongxi。
“woxiangwenyixia，yourenzhidaonengtupaopaoshishenmechaonenglima？”
“tongwen，woxiangwendeshi，yourenzhidaoyanleibiantianleshishenmechaonenglima？”
ranerxiamianjuranhaiyourenhuida。
“tupaopaokeyiqugongyuandangpaopaoji，dangujigongzibugao；yanleibiantianleshuomingnitangchiduole，xiaoxinniaotang！”
chutianyizhenwuyu，yuguangsaoleyigewangyouganggengxindetiezi，dingweijiushizaifujin。
“wogennimenshuo，wozuotiankandaoleyigehenqiguaideren，buzhidaoshibushichaonenglizhe，guangzheshenzijiucongzaotangzipaochuqule，yibianpaohaiyibianliuyanlei，buguozheigerenlianshangxizhemaojin，womeiyoukanqing，futu，futua！”
xiamianshijizhangtupian，mohuheqingxidedouyou。
chutianliandunshijiuheile：“xitong，kankannigandehaoshi！”
“lianhejinbibiqilainagegengzhongyao？suzhunizenmexuan？”
chutianmolemolian，maosixitongshuodeyoudiandaoli。
“buxing，nibixupeichangwoyigerenwu，buranzheishierjueduibunengzheimeguoqu。”
“e…renwuzanshimeiyou，buguowokeyijiniyigemianfeidejianyi，nizuihaojinkuaidejiangqiannaorumengzheigenenglidedengjitishengqilai，fangfahenjiandan，xiangnizuowanneiyangzuojiukeyi，buguojutidexingdongxuyaonizijiqukaolv。”
“nibihuangshirenhaiheia！”
“xinbuxinworangnishishiqiangzhichouyandeziwei？”
“bie，xitongyingmingshenwu，wocuole。”
furuanbukechi，chutianwule。
“xiangzuotianwanshangyiyang？”
chutiankaishizhuomoqilexitongdetishi，zuotianwanshangjingyanshuadedequeshuang，buguoneizhongshishikeyuerbukeqiude，bunengmeicidoupengdao。
“qiannaorumengdefadongtiaojianshiyuduifangchanshengyidingdelianxi，keyishiduihua，keyishichupeng，yekeyishimouzhongmoqi，yejiushishuowoyaofadongqiannaorumeng，buxuyaoheduifangrenshi，zhiyaotajiewodehua，jiudachengtiaojianle。”
chutianyanjingmiqi，zheiyangdehua…
bangwanshifen，baizhezhengzouzaihuijiadelushang。
taxiguanxingdemochuyikeyan，gangyaodianshang，pangbianchuanlaileyigeshengyin。
“哥，你抽烟？”
“嗯！对啊！”
baizhexiayishidehuida，suijishoushangdeyanjiuzidongdianranle，erhoujiuyikoujieyikoudechouleqilai。
jifenzhongzhihou，baizheliansecangbaidefuzheshuganoutuleqilai，shentizaiweiweizhandou。
yinweixuanyunerkanbuqingxideyanjingyixiguanchadaoyougerenjianxingjianyuan，danjutirongmaoquekanbuqingxile。
yubaizheyoutongyangzaoyudebuzhiyiren，laoyanminyangdayeyezailiuwanhuijiadelushangzaoyuledushou。
yangdayeyanlingzuzukuaisishinian，cengjingyouhenduorenquantajieyan，jieguodoubeitadanglehuiqu。
danshidangneigerenchuxianzhihou，tachediyuyancaowuyuanle。
“nagetuzaizi……zheishizuohaoshierbuliuminga！”