第1章 窝囊废

tongzhoushi,huangjiadajiudian!

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“kanlailinxideyanguangyebuzenmeyanga,zheixienianjujuelezheimeduofushaodeqiuai,zuihouquebianyileyigetubaozi。”yourenlengxiao。

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shubuzhi,yunkunzhishilandelihuitaixiazhongrendejiaoxiao。

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“zhouzong?”linxiyihuowendao。

buzhidaoweiheduifangturanjizijidadianhua。

“linxi,banyuehuneigexiangmuwojinimenlianggeyuedegongqi,rujinyiguoquledaban,nimendegongchengjinzhanhaibudaoyiban,zheijianshinizenmejiwojiaodai?”shayadeshengyinchuanlai,zhengshishendadichandedongshizhangzhoushen。

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qianduanshijian,linjiadelinshijituangangheshendadichantanleyibishuejidadehezuoxiangmu,zaishendadichanchuzideqingkuangxialianhekaifatongzhoushizhumingdelvyoujingdianbanyuehu。

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tingchuzhoushenyuqizhongdejuejue,linxidajingshise。

yunkunqueshiweiweimiqileshuangyan,yanlideshayiyishanershi。

“zhouzong,nizhidaozijizaishuoshenmema?”linxideshengyinyouxiefazhan。

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zheishihou,linxifangjianlituranchuanlaiyizhenshouji**。

kandaolaidianxianshi,linxilianseyixi,lianmangjietongdianhua,“zhouzong,nifangxin……”

danhuacaishuodaoyiban,quebeizhoushenbinglengdeshengyinjidaduandao,“linxi,wozuihouzaijiniliangzhoudeshijian,liangzhouzhineineiwoyaokandaobanyuehuxiangmujinzhandaobaifenzhibashi,fouze,nimenlinshijituanjiudengzhedaobiba!”