第1章女婿上门,不如猪狗!

“qinhao,buguanshifoudaying,nidoudeyizhishenzang,bangmuxichoujihunyandeqiankuan。dangnianyinnishangmen,jiazushoudaoqian

renchixiao,wanrentuoqi,mingtiandejiuyan,bixuyaoyixueqianchi,guangyaomenmei。”

lengbingbingdehuayu,shilaotaiyedibacibipoqinhaotuoxie。keshenshinanrendegenben,youzennengsuiyibeirenyizhi?

buguo,tazhongjiushilinjiayangdeyitiaogou,zhurendamajiju,tazhinengrenzhe。

jianzhuang,weiguandelurenquandoulengxiaoqilai,xiangshizaikanmaxituandexiaochou,huaji,eryoukelian:

“zheigenanrenhaizhenshiwonang,lianyangfuyebaohubule,zhenbuzhidaotashizenmebeizutaiyekanshangde,nandaoyinweitachou,

因为他穷?”

“jiushi,linbingwankeshiyunhaiyoumingdemeinv,shangguoshishangzazhi,pingxuanlejiechuqingnian,jiangnanzhuiqiutadefushangdajia

shuzhibujin,tazenmejiuganxinjiajiyigefeiwuni?”

“ai,haibushilinlaotaiyelinzhongzhihun,fouze,zheigefeiwugenbenmeiyoujihuizaihaomendangniuzuoma。”

“nimenbiebuxin,tingwenxiaodaoxiaoxi,tazheijinianliannvrendeshouzhiyemeiyoupengguo,zhangmunianggengshixianghuidiaozheimenhunshi,

lingmijiaxu。renhuodaozheigedibu,hezhugouyoushenmefenbie?”

jieerliansandejifengsheng,rangqinhaogengweinankan,tadequrushibeitianyoujiacudifangdalewushubei,chenglezhongrenhuanjie

压力的笑料!

duici,qinhaosuiranxinyounuyi,quezhinengmomorenshou。

bijing,tashizhenggeyunhai,shenzhijiangnanyidai,zuidadexiaohua!

sannianqian,qinhaoweilejiuzhiyangfudetuiji,helinlaoyezidachengyueding,shangmenweixu。

zhengshineiyichanghongdongquanchengdehunli,ranglinbingwanlunweixiaobing,weiyansanjin,eryangfudebudaozizhu,huanshangeji。

shizhijinri,linbingwanshenbaiminglie,yangfujiezhizaiji。

shenweiqichinaner,qinhaoyouxingaibian,queshi——beishuichexin!

linjiayimen,fenweiwumai。

jiehunzhiqian,linbingwanshizhenggejiazudemingzhu,linmuxisuiyounengli,queshizhongdebudaoyeyedezhongyong。

zhidaolinbingwanjiehunneiyitian,tachengleyunhaidexiaobing,erziji,zechengweijiazushanyaodexingchen。zaijiashangzhangfushen

yingfeizhengqi,tadediwei,ziranyurijuzeng。

shizhijinri,yinengsiyicaitalinbingwanyijia,yanranchengweilaoyezizuiaidehoubei。

zhengshijiyuzheiyidian,linmuxicaichuchudayaqinhao,shenzhibipotamaishenchouqian,choujinqinhaodexueye,xiganqinhao

degusui,jicicaitalinbingwan,manzuneixinniuqudeyuwang。

duici,linbingwansuiranxinzhiduming,kemianduilaotaiyedeanpai,zhinengtuijuyipang,gannu,quebuganyan!

jiuzaizhongrenyiweinengbipoqinhaodayingzhishi,yixiangruanruokeqideqinhaojinwoquantouzhongyuzhanchulaifanduianpai:“shen

yingfeiladongtouziduifuwolaopo,daijiahaishiwobadeshen。nimenyoushenmequanlizheimezuo?tashijiazudejichengren,

nandaobingwanjiubushijiazudeyifenzilema?”

cihuayichu,zhongrenwubicuoe,douyiguaiyidemuguangkanxiangqinhao。

“linjiazhenshidaidaishuairuo,xianzaicaidisandaieryi,juranlianyigeshangmendefeiwuyeganduijiazhudahoudajiaole。”

“laotaiyezhendelaole,nianqingshiyingzisashuang,nianlaoshilianyigejuedingdouluoshibule,lianpochimu,yingxionglaoyia!”

“zheigechoumingzhaozhudewonangfeihaisuanyouxieguqi,zhibuguo,renhuozaishijieshang,guangyouguqiyoushenmeyong?nangzhongxiuse,

liangxiukongkong。bujinlaopoyaogenzhechiku,lianlaobadexianzaiyeyaobeirenwazou。”

“guoranyingleyijuhua,zuorenbunengtailiuyang,danggoubunengtaiqinhao!”

lurenyilianchuandehuayu,ranglaotaiyemianzishangyouxieguabuzhu。renzhigaowei,zuizaihudebianshiyanmian,qinhaoshangmensan

nianyilai,yijingranglinjiabeifulebushaomaming,xianzai,liantayeyaobeirenchixiao。

xiayike,tamanshizhezhoudelaolianbiandewubiyinchen,limaxiangyipangdezhanglinumadao:

“laosan,zheijiushinimenguanjiaodehaonvxu,zhengtiandiurenxianyanyejiubale,xianzailianwodeanpaiyebufucong。”

“shitabubawozheibalaogutoufangzaiyanzhong,haishinimenjuedewolaole,keyibutingwodehuale?”

lengmowubidehuayu,zhangzhetadeweiyan,yezhangxianzhexianshidecanku。

zhangmuniangzhanglixinlisuiranbuqingyuan,quebunenggongranwunilaotaiye,cishi,tajibuzoudaoqinhaoshenqian,jiangsuoyouwei

屈一股脑撒了出来。

啪!

“douguainizheigefeiwu,bujinranglaoniangdiurenxianyan,hairangbingwanyegenzhechikushoulei。xianzailaotaiyerangnimaiyigeshen

zenmele,jintianjiusuanjuanyanjing,juanxue,shenzhibaguhuijuanquzuofeizao,doushiniyinggaizuode,shinizheigefeiwu,

qianwonver,qianwomenlinjiade。”

binglengdeyuyan,binglengdebazhang,wuyicitongleqinhaodexin。tashijialidenvxu,bushimeiyouzunyandechongwugou。

kezhangmuniangquemeibatadangren,shenzhishikexiangjiangtaganchujiamen,lingzejiaxu。

buguo,jishishoudaowuru,qinhaoyexuanzelechenmoyingdui,yiqie,zhishiweileyangfuneishaodekeliandezhiliaofei,yi

qie,zhishiweilelaopobushouqianlian,buzaishourenchixiao。

jianqinhaochenmo,linmuxiguizailaotaiyeshenqian,qiangxingjichujidileilai:“yeye,douguaisunnvwuneng,bunengjubanxiang

yangdehunlijijiazuxuechi。womenlinjiabainianjiye,dafengdayudoukangxialaile,juranyinweiyichanghunli,yinweiyi

gefeiwu,huiyuyidan。”

“shisunnvmeiyong,shisunnvwunenga!”

linmuxiyibabitiyibaleidekuleqilai,yipangdenvxushenyingfeiyanjingdiliuliuyizhuan,yegenzhekusuqilai:“lao

taiye,shinvxuwuneng,wufajubanxiangyangdehunli,wufawanhuijiazudeyanmian,wokuiduinindehouai,kuiduimuxi

对我的信任啊!”

tingdaozheihua,laotaiyeyinchendelian,biandegengweiyinchen!

linjiabainian,yizhizhengzhengrishang,kesannianqianqinhaoruzhui,ranglinjiachengleyunhaidexiaohua,yuanbenjiaohaodejiazu,ye

xianqilinjiadiuren,duanjuelewanglai。

sannianshijian,gezhongfumianwentibaofa,shizhijinri,yijingpochanzaiji。

mingtiandedinghunyanxi,bianshigaibianjiazuxingxiangdeqiji,erchoujizijinderenwu,bianluodaoleqinhaodeshenshang。

“laosan,rangzheigefeiwumaishendequeyouweichangli,danyiqiedoushiweilejiazufanrong,yiqieyinggaiyidajuweizhong。”

“wozhidaonimenxinyouyuanqi,dengjiazuniukuiweiying,diyishijianbuchangwubaiwan。bingwandegongsiyenenghuodetouzi,

重新焕发生机。”

“jiusuannibuweizijikaolv,yedeweijiazukaolv。nishenweilinjiadeerxi,nandaobuweijiazuzhexiangma?”

laotaiyeruanyingjianshi,shenzhixunuolegaoefuli,yiqie,zhishiweilebipoqinhaomaishen。

linmuxiyeguolailazhezhanglideshouwan,kouzhongmanshitaohaodeyuqi:“sibomu,nimenyijiarendouzaibeirenchixiao,zhei

xieniannandaohaimeishougouzheigefeiwudailaideyingxiangma?”

“zhoujiadezhoudashaoyeyizhixihuansimei,qinhaomaishenzhihoulimalihun,duisheidoubailiwuyihaibushima?”

“genghekuang,zhoudashaoyaoshichenglenidenvxu,congjinwanghou,sheihaiganqifunimen?”

yilianchuanhuayu,zhijizhanglideneixin,sannianqijian,tashoudaodequru,biqianbanbeizidouyaoduo,talaole,zheibei

zinengfoufugui,quankaonverzhaodefuxu。

xianzai,nandaoyaobayijiarendexiabansheng,quandoukunbangzaiqinhaoshenshang?

xiangdaocichu,zhanglimianseyihan,chongqinhaowuqingminglingdao:

“qinhao,ganjinqubashenzangyizhile,buyaodanwumuxidehunli。yizhizhihou,limaquminzhengjubanlilihunshouxu,

congjinwanghou,nibuzaishiwomenlinjiadegou,yexiuxiangzaichiwomenlinjiadeshengfan!”

“hailengzheganma,ganjinguna,haixiangzheyaoweiqilian,laoniangbeinituoleilesannian,nandaohaiyaokeliannibucheng?”

“jiushi,yigezhizhidaochiruanfandefeiwu,chulebaipiao,yiwushichu,zheiyangderenhuozaishishang,jianzhishilangfeikong

气。”

“doudaozheifenshanglehaixianglaizailinjia,zhenshiyizhibuzhebukoudejishengchong,kelian,yekechi!”

yipangdezurenyegenzhelengxiaoqilai,quandouduiqinhaoyanebuyi。

zaitamenyanzhong,qinhaojiushijiazuyangdeyitiaogou,xianzaidaoleliyongdeshihou,ziranbuhuiliurenheqingmian。

qinhaosuiranbuzaihuzheixierendetaidu,queyemeixiangdaozhangmunianghuiruciwuqing,lvezuochiyihou,tajiangmuguangtouxiangle

linbingwanshenshang:“laopo,zheiguanxidaowomendehoubansheng,nichulaishuojijuhuaa!”

linbingwanyilianburen,jiehunsannian,taduiqinhaodeqingganhenshifuza。

sannianxiangchu,qinhaoduitayantingjicong,meitianxiyituodi,shaocaizuofan,congweiyouguorenhebaoyuan。

suiranmeizuochuduodadechengjiu,keyizhizaiweijiatingmomofuchu,lunfuchu,qinhaobingbubitashao。zhishi,zheixienian

jiazubuduanshuaibai,zijizaizuzhongyemeiyouhuayuquan,jiusuanfanduizheijianshi,yeyouxinerwuli。

buguo,qinhaozhongjiushitadezhangfu,shifadingdefuqi,napashiyitiaogou,yehuiyouyisiganqing。

kezhengdangtayaokaikoushi,linmuxizhijiejiaolaileyisheng,wulunqinhaoshifoutongyi,doujiangqiangxinghuanshen。

“qinhao,nijiushiwomenlinjiayangdeyitiaogou,nixiangcongjiazulikaikeyi,danzheigeshenzang,nibixuyaoyizhi,zhei

jiushinideming,niqiong,nimeinengnai,nijiuhuogaibeiqifu!”

shishi,linmuxijugaolinxiadifushizheqinhao,yuqibingleng,shentaiziruo。

zheiyike,yizhirennaideqinhao,xinzhongyeranqileyisinuyi,yishuangyanmouzhizhong,gengshizhashechubinglengdehanmang。

qirenzhici,jianzhiminmierenxing。

wujindewuru,wujindecaita,jiulianlinbingwanyekanbuxiaqule,yizhichenmodetatuikailezuren,hechidao:“dou

jiwozhushou!qinhaojiusuanzaibuji,yeshiwolinbingwandejiefafuqi。shenmeshihou,lianwodenanren,yeyaorenpingni

来做主了?”

轰隆隆!

ciyanyichu,wanruojingleizhaxiang,wulunshilinmuxi,yihuoshilaotaiye,doubeizheiyijudonghedelengzhule。

congheshikaishi,linbingwanzheimezaihuzheigefeiwule?

zhongrenxinsigeyi,linbingwanquemeiyoulihui,yebuguanqinhaozuohebiaotai,jiangyaochiwangqinhaoshouzhongyireng,lengmodao:

“nijinwanxiandaogongsicouheyixiaba,qiandeshiqing,wolaixiangbanfa。”

shuoba,linbingwanzhuanshenliqu,zhiliuxiazhenjingdezuren,yijishensefuzadeqinhao。

yichangnaoju,jiucijieshu,banxiaoshihou,zhangjianghean。

wangzhetaotaojiangshui,qinhaoxinzhonggankaiwanqian。

wangxideyimumubuduanzainaozhongfuxian,suoyoudeweiqu,suoyoudequru,douzaixinzhonghuixuan。

“噗嗤!”

xinyouyuqitiannanping,qinhaohoulongyitian,yikouxinghongdexianxuepenlechulai。

shishi,langhuafanyong,bolangmantian,qiheideyese,liangdecigu!

kejiudangtawannianjuhuizhishi,yimingshenchuantangzhuangdelaozhe,laidaoletadeshenhou:“cengjingfukantianxiadehanjiazhenlong,

juranrenrenqiru,lunluozhici?”