第6章天下唯我最狂
libufanyishenshichayuexuantianjiujue！
xuantianjiujue：tianjigaojibeidonggongfa，tishengxiulianzhetizhi，lianzhidacheng，xiulianzhezhoushenjiangyoujiuzhongqijinghuti，jiuzhongdiejiakanchengjueduifangyu！lianzhiyuanmanxingchengbusizhiqu！
jueduifangyu！busizhiqu！
zheidaoshibucuo，xuantianjiujuejueduishiyigebaomingdehaogongfa！
“libufan，nishaxiaoshenme？nijuranbawomenlijiadeliangbenbaobeichile，wokannibushifenglejiushishale！”
lixiaoluoyonglideyishuai，jianglibufanzhenggerenyeshishuailechuqu！
libufanrujinyoubingrenzhiquyuxuantianjiujuedeqijinghuti，jiusuanshibeilixiaoluorucizhongzhongdeshuaichuyeshimeiyoubandianshangtong！
“lixiaoluo，wodiekeshiyunxuwolaizheili，nipashimeiyouzigeguanwozuoshenme！”
libufanhuayugangluoquetingxitongshengxiangqi！
“叮！”
“suzhuyidadaolianqisiceng，kuangwangduyijiudixia，kaolvzhijiemosha！”
libufanxintouyizheng，buyoudexintoujiaoma！
zheixitongshizenmehuishi？zenmedongbudongjiuyaomosha？zheishixiangyaotadelaomingbucheng！
“kengdiede，nishuoyaozenmeban？nandaoyaowodongshou？”
libufanyigerenduizhexitongnannanziyu！
erlixiaoluoyuliziyuequeshiburenweilibufanshizaiziyanziyu，tamenjieshirenweilibufanzaitiaoxintamen，yigefeiwujingrangankouchukuangyanshuodongshou！
“nigefeiwushizenmejinlaide！nandaoshinineijiazulaodiejinikailehoumen？”
lixiaoluochongshangqianyijiaochuaizailibufandefubu，libufanzhenggerenyeshidaofeichuqu，zaidishangliangunliangquanfangcaiwenzhushenxing！
“叮！”
“xitongyouqingtishi：tianxiaweiwozuikuang，bulunniuguisheshen，yigezigan！”
libufanxianzaisuanshimingbaile，yaokuangyouhebuhui，zhishiyitaxianzailianqisicengdexiuweidaochuqukuangneibushizizhaosiluma？
kanlailijiatashibunengdaile，zaizheiyangxiaqu，tajueduihuichengweilijiadegongdi，zheibannianshijiantahaishilikailijiabijiaohao！
“xiaoluoge，nigaibuhuibalibufanzheigefeiwudasileba？tadiekeshijiazhua！”liziyuechaofengdeshuodao。
“fangxin，wobuguoshiyonglesancenglidao，zheifeiwuhaisibule！”
“废物？”
zhitinglibufankouzhongnannanshuodaoliangzi，tazhenggerenyeshihuanhuancongdimianchengqi，libufanyishuangmouzilenglengdedingzhuyanqiandelixiaoluoyuliziyue！
lixiaoluoyuliziyueliangrenchayiwanfen，jieshibuyoudewangxianglibufan，libufanzheishishenmeyanshen，pingrililibufankeshibuganzhengyankantamen，jinrijingranshirucizhigougoudedingzhetamen！
libufanmeishaoqingqingtiaoletiao，muguangzailiziyueshenshanglaihuisaodong！
zhiyinweiyanqiandeliziyueyixizisejinshenluqizhuang，luchukeaideduqifangfozaigaosusuoyouderen——bingbushisuoyoudenvhaidouyouzigechuanluqizhuangde。
“你在看哪里！”
jianlibufanyizhidingzheliziyue，lixiaoluobenjiutieqingdeqiaolian，gengshilenglejifen。
ruoshianzhaopingri，libufanjueduibuhuishuoshenme，henkenenggouzhetoubianshiquxiangyipang，errujindelibufankeshibuhuijiucilikai，yinweitaruobukuang，xitongsuishidouhuijiangtamosha！
“wokannaliguannipishi！”libufansonglesongjianbuxiedepielelixiaoluoyiyanshuodao。
“kee，yigefeiwujingranyeganrucichangkuang，nihaizhendangyougejiazhudediechengyaobiannengweisuoyuweile！”
lixiaoluoyishuangquantouwodegegezuoxiang，tazhenggerenyerutongyizhimengshouyibanchongxianglibufan！
wangzhexiangzijichonglaidelixiaoluo，libufanyanjingluchuyimohenyi！qingshengdao：“woxianzaibianrangnikankan，sheicaishifeiwu！”
“libufan，nigefeiwuzaidigushenme，shousiba！”
shuohuadetongshi，lixiaoluoshuangzhangwanqu，yimolvmangzaishuangzhangzhishangfanqi！
libufanyanjingzhayebuzha，tahenqingchulixiaoluodeshili，lixiaoluonaishilianqiliucengdewuzhe，cikedelixiaoluoshiyongdegengshilijiajuexueqianyezhang！
buguotalibufannengzailianqisancengshiyulianqisicengdeliwenwuduikang，rujintayenengyoudiqiyulianqiliucengdelixiaoluojiaoshou，yinweitaxianzaibuzhishiyongyoubingrenzhiqu，haiyongyouletianjigongfaxuantianjiujue！
libufanshenshiyidong，xuantianjiujueyizhongqijingbianshihuazuoleyidaowuxingdeqiquanhuzailetadezhoushen！
yucitongshilibufanshuangbeiwanqu，shuangzhangzhishangtongyangfanqiyidaolvmang！
“千叶掌？”
lixiaoluojianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，dangchutaxiulianqianyezhangyeshihaofeilebangeyue，libufanzheigefeiwudiyicilaiwujuedianjingranjiuxuehuileqianyezhang？
“lixiaoluo，nibietaimuzhongwurenle——qianyezhang！”
libufanhuayuyiluo，zhenggerenyeshiyingmianershang！
“嘭！”
shuangzhangxiangzhuangfachuyishengqiangdadebaoposhengxiang！
jinjiezhelibufandeshentibeizhendedaofeichuqu，zhijiejiangsancengloudeqiangbizhuangliefeichu！
liqingzhanglaowenshengjimanggandaosanlou！
liqingdunshilengzhule，sancengqiangbijingranshipochuyigedadong，erqiesancengzhishangjinyoudeliangbengongfayeshibujianlezongying！
“lixiaoluo，liziyue，zheishizenmehuishi？”liqinglishenghedao。
“liqingzhanglao，xiaoluogege，ba，balibufandasile”liziyueguzuohuangzhangdeshuodao。
“womeiwennimenzheige，woshishuoliangbengongfanaliqule？”
liqingbeianpaikanshouwujuedian，taderenwubianshibaozhengwujuedianlidegongfawanzhengbudequeshi，rujinzheisancenglizuizhongyaodeliangbengongfabujianle，liqingrureguoshangdemayi，jidebukekaijiao！
“liqingzhanglao，buzhidaolibufanneifeiwushifashenmefeng，jingranbaliangbengongfajichile！”lixiaoluodangxiashuodao。
“什么？吃了？”
liqingjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo，libufanjintianshiguyiyaohetaliqingguobuqu？ruoshizhidaolibufanhuiganchuzheizhongshiqing，taliqingjueduibuhuiranglibufanjinruwujuedianbanbu！
“shenme，jiranchile，neijiushikaitangpoduyeyaobaliangbengongfajizhaochulai！”
liqingshuozhedabuyikuacongsancenggaodewujuedianzhijietiaolexiaqu！
zhishidangtatiaoluodimianzenmeyemeiyoufaxianlibufandeshiti！
“人呢？人呢？”