第三章你们这是找死
“老婆吗？”
杨雪如在梦中。
benlaizhishicunzaihongbenbenshangdeguanxi，huranbianderucide
——确实！
“keshi......”
yangxuebuzhidaogaizenmeshuo？
jiuyinweitayijuhua，xiaoxiajiuweitashengshengniuduanlerendeshouzhi。
neigerenhaishijiangdouxiaojiadezhangzidisunyangkun！
yuanyinjiushiyiju“woxiang”，yisheng“laopo”！
“fengzi！nishifengzi！”
“你怎么敢？”
yangkunwuzheshoupaqilai，shuangyanxuehong。
taconglaimeiyouchiguozheimedadekui，haishichideyigewanquanfangzaiyanzhongdeliulanghan，shangmennvxudekui。
“你死定了！”
yangkunzhandinghou，feiqijiushiyijiao，chongzhexiaoxiachuaiguolai，gengshiwanquanmeiyoukaolvhuibuhuishangdaobianshanghaizailengshendeyangxue。
“切~”
xiaoxiayanpidoubujiayixia，yangkunjiejinquanli，zaitakanlaihaishirutongmandongzuo。
xiaoxiasuiyidiyijiao，jiuhoufaxianzhi，chuaizaiyangkundexiaofushang。
dunshi，yangkunbilaishigengkuaididaofeilehuiqu，**zhedi，lianzhiqianzaimanshihuichendishangliuxiade**yinerdoufenhaobucha。
yangkunfuzhongjutong，changzidoujiaozaileyiqi，yishishuobuchuhualai。
“yi，chadianwangle，laoposhuodeshifeinidezhuazi，bushishouzhi。”
xiaoxiaziyanziyudishangqian，taijiaocaizhuyangkundeshouwanjiuyaofaliniansui。
“萧夏，可以了。”
yangxueganjinshangqian，wanzhulexiaoxiadegebo，quandao：“xingle，womenganjinzouba。”
xiaoxiawusuoweidisonglesongjian，zhizhedishangjinghunfudingdeyangkundao：“yangxueshiwodelaopo，nizaiganzhizhidiandian，jiubushizhuazideshile。
见一次打一次！”
xiaoxiashuowan，jiubeiyangxuelazhelikaile。
yangkundengtamenzouyuanle，caidingxiashen，pokoudama：“xiaoxiashiba，zheishimeiwan，nisidingle！”
“我要杀了你！”
tahaizuozaidishangfanghenhuani，huranjuedeyanqianyihei，youyidaoyingzizailudengxialazhang，jiangtalongzhaoqizhong。
“谁？！”
yangkunhailaibujihuitou，houbozishangjiuaileyishoudao，suijiyanqianyihei，hunleguoqu。
xiaoxiaocongtabeihouzouchulai，kouzhongdiguzhe：“tonglingshuoyaofeinidezhuazi。”
beifengzhanshenyiyan，duixiaoxiaolaishuojiushishengzhi，bunengdarenhezhekou。
“咔嚓~”
xiaoxiaoniezhuyangkundeshouwan，xiaoshoufali，jiushigusuideshengyin。
“这就对了。”
tapaipaishouzhanqilai，jinsuixiaoxiaheyangxuedebeiyingerqu。
zaixiaoxiaoshenhou，yangkunshengshengtongxinghou，mandidagundicanjiao：
“lairenna，yourenmeia，songwoquyiyuan。”
“shouduanle~duanle~~”
“啊啊啊~~”
bangexiaoshihou，yangkuncongbeisongdaoleyiyuan。
jihuzaitongyishijian，yangxuetamenjigebudechongdeyangjiazisunyaoshenqingcainengqujianshangyimiandeyanglaotaitai，qinzigandaoleyiyuan。
“aiyou，guaisunnizheishizenmegaode？”
“sheiganbanidachengzheigeyangzi？”
yanglaotaitaidunzheguaizhang，zaiyangkundebingchuangqianqijibaihuai。
“是杨雪！”
yangkunganmanggaozhuang：“tarangtaneigegangzhaodeshangmennvxudade。”
taqishimeikanqingchuzuihoushixiaoxiaoxiadeshou，danbuyingxiangtajiangheiguoquanshuaizaiyangxuedetoushang。
“上门女婿？”
yanglaotaitaiyouxiemeifanyingguolai。
pangbiandeyangjiaqinqiqizuibashediyizhenjieshuo，tamingbaileguolai，“peng”diyisheng，dunlexiaguaizhang：
“guaisun，neigeshenmexiaoxiapashishenjingbing，biequzhaoreta，sharenbufanfade。”
“yangxue，heng，nainaijinichuqi！”
yangkunlimaerjingshenleqilai，diaozhegebokaozuozaibingchuangtou：“nainai，yangxuebushizaitanneigexiangmuma？
wokantaduijialishiyouyuanqi，kebunengzairangtafuzele，shuobudingjiuhuiyouyijijiaohuangle。”
yanglaotaitaishenyiweiran：“huanren，bixuhuanren！”
“jialidezhiweiyejitaxiale，jingranganhuotongwairendawoguaisun！”
yanglaotaitaiehenhendiyihuiguaizhang：“haiganyouyuanqi？！
lilejiazu，wokantajiuyaoshangjieyaofan。”
......
yiyuanliluanzaozaoyipiandeshihou，xiaoxiayuyangxue，huidaoletongyangyipianluanzaozaodejiali。
yangxuejiazaichengxiyigepianyuanxiaoqu，yigelianpaixiaobieshu，haimeishizhongxindedanshengongyuguineizhong。
gangjinmen，yigefengyunyoucundezhongnianfunvjiuchongleguolai：
“nvera，nikehuilaile，nizenmezheimechongdong，neizhongrenshinengjiadema？”
shuozhetajiuyibabitiyibayanleidimokaile。
“妈~”
yangxuefulebazhongnianfunv，weinandikanleyiyanxiaoxia。
lushangyangxuejiujieshaoguojialiqingkuangle。
yangxuefuqincengjingshiyangjiadedingliangzhu，kexiyingnianzaoshi，xiaojialijiushengxiayangxuedemuqinchuping，yijimeimeiyangyue。
“妈！”
xiaoxiabudangzijiwairen，reqingdidaqilezhaohu。
zhangmuniangchupinglianseshunjianjiubianle，xianqidihoudao：“sheishinima？zou，nizou！”
“yebusapaoniaozijizhaozhao，nipeideshangwojiaxueerma？”
“wojiaxueerneishishuodeqihua，nihaizhenganyinga。”
chupinghaiyaozaishuo，yangxuelaleyixia，nachujiehunzheng：“ma，womenyijinglingzhengle。”
“xiaoxiata，xianzaishiwozhangfule。”
chupingshunjianjiudaile，yanjingbihongbenzihaiyaohong，wadiyishengkulechulai，biankubianjiao：
“baobeinvernizheishizhuyoumenglexina。”
“yourenbujia，feiyaozhaotiaogou。”
“laotouziliuxianeixieshengyi，buzhengjiubuzhengle，hejiabujiejiubujiele，suibianzhaogerenjiale，kaozhejiazuzongebusi。”
“nizheishihekua~~”
yankanchupingyueshuoyuebuxianghua，yangxuemeimaoyiyang，dashengdao：“ma，goule，fanzhengcongjintiankaishi，xiaoxiajiushiwozhangfule。”
yangxueshuozhe，naozilixiangdeshimianduiyangkunshihou，xiaoxiatingshenerchu，baohutadeyangzi。
chupingbeishuodelengleleng，diaotouhuifang：“buguanle，wobuguanle，nijiuzizuozishouba。”
chupinggangzou，yigejiaojiaodenvhaizishengyinchuanleguolai：
“姐姐你回来啊。”
xiaoxiaheyangxueqishuashuadixunshengwangqu，ranhoulianggerenyiqishayanle。
haizaishanggaozhongdeyangyue，shuangshounazheyujincazheshiluludetoufa，qingjieliuliudizoulejinlai。
ketingli，sangerenmianmianxiangqu，zuzulenglehaojimiao。
“杨月！！！”
yangxuediyigebaofale：“wogennishuoguoduoshaoci，buyaoguangzhechuyushi。”
“哦~”
yangyuewusuoweidiyingleyisheng，pieleyiyanxiaoxia，jixucazhetoufahuifangqule。
“天呐~”
yangxueyishouwue，zhenggerendoubuhaole。
“suanle，xiaoxia，nigenwojinlai。”
yangxuelingzhexiaoxiahuidaofangjian，nachupugai，zaichuangbianshangzuoleyigedipu，zhizhedao：“xiaoxia，yihounijiushuizheili，buzhunluandong，yebuzhunluankan。”
yangxuehenshiwuyudidao：“benlaixiangrangnishuiketingde......，xianzai......，ai。”
萧夏深以为然。
xianzaiyixiangdaoshuiketing，tajiuxiangdaozijiaqimeiguangliuliucongyushichulaideyangzi。
mingweifuqi，shizemoshengrendeyangxuehexiaoxia，yigezaichuangshang，yigezaichuangxia，liangrendoubuzhidaoshuoshenmehao，xianruwuyandeganga。
jiuzaizheishi，yangxuedeshoujixiangle。
“什么？”
“buzhunwocanyulongxijituandetanpan，mingmingyijingyaoqianyuele。”
杨雪脸色一白。
dianhuaneitou，yangkunlengxiao：“yangxue，woqinaidetangmei，wogangwangleshuo，mingtiankaishiniyebuyongzailaiyangshijituanshangbanle。
nainaishuole，nihaohaodaizaijialifanshengba。”
huashuowan，yangkunguaduanledianhua。
yizhenmangyinzhong，yangxuebantiandoumeinengfanyingguolai。
weishenmeshitabeiboduolegenjinhenjiu，mashangyaoqianyuedexiangmu？
weishenmeshitabeikaichuchujiazuqiye？
weishenmezhizhuntabeiqifu，bunenghaiji？
“啪啪啪~”
yangxueweiqudeleizhuerbuduandigunluoxialai。
饮泣。
xiaoxialiansechenlexialai，yipianbingleng。
杨昆！
杨家！
你们这是找死！