第六章 老太婆,你可坑死我了

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“你......”

yangkunhunshendouzaizhan,banshitengde,banshiqide。

“qiuzherendani,zezeze。

没听过这种要求。”

xiaoxiazoudaoyangxuedeshenbian,gentabingjianerli。

yangkun“ni”lebantian,xiangdongshou,keshiduishangxiaoxiabinglengdemuguang,lengshimeigan。

“yangxue,womenyangshijituanxuyaoni,zheishinihuilaidejihui。”

yangkunqiangyaleyikoueqi,jinliangbuqukanxiaoxia,zaiquanyangxue。

yangxuehaimeikaikouni,xiaoxiayitaishou。

“sou”diyixia,yangkundaotuisanbu,jingkongdikanxiangta。

“不打你。”

xiaoxiayilianbiyididao:“yangkun,nishilaiqiurende,kankannishenmetaidu,zheishiqiurendetaiduma?

budongdezenmeqiuren,jiuhuiquzaixuexue,mingtianzaishuo。”

求人?

yangkunyoushixiukui,youshifennu,zhizheyangxuenudao:“yangxue,nishuojuhua,laotaitaijilenihuilaidejihui,nijiebujie?”

机会?

上面打脸叫给机会?

yangxuejueqiangditaitou,dinglehuiqu:“bujie!”

yangkunbuganzhixindikanzheta,zhizheyangxuebizidao:“nishibushiyiweimeinihetongjiuqianbucheng?”

“是!”

“nimenhaizhenjiuqianbucheng。”

xiaoxialengbingbingdaitiyangxuehuida,tongshipieleyiyanyangkundeshouzhi,dandanchusheng:“nizheizhishouyebuxiangyaoleshiba?”

yangkunshunjiansuoshou,rubeixiezizheleyiyang。

“huiquba,nidengxuehuizenmeqiurenzailai。”

xiaoxiabaibaishou,huicangyingside。

yangkunzhengenchilecangyingyiyang,zhihaoxingxingrandihuiqule。

tarenyizou,chupinggenburenshiyiyang,shangshangxiaxia,zhongxindaliangqilexiaoxia。

“妈,怎么了?”

萧夏奇怪地问道。

楚萍脸瞬间就黑了。

haishizenmekandoubushunyan。

还是听着膈应。

“哼!”

chupinghaodaikanzaixiaoxiagangtinverchutoudefenshang,renzhemeishuonantingdehua。

“妈,姐。

你们这是怎么了?

woganghaoxiangkandaoyangkuntangxiongqihuhudizoule。”

xiaoxiatamenjigehaimeijinjiamenni,yangyuebenbentiaotiaodicongwaimianhuilaile,wushilexiaoxiagenchupingheyangxuedazhezhaohu。

“进去说吧。”

yangxueyiguqisongxiexialai,pibeidishuozhe。

yixingrenhuidaojiazhong,yangxuerouzhemeixin,naoziliyipiankongbai。

jiweijiazuqingkuanggandaoweiqu,nanguo,youweixiaoxiabiaoxianchulaidebaohugandaoanquan,yangxuexinlifuzadehen。

guoleshifenzhong,tahuanguolaile,tongshitingdaochupingheyangyuedeshuohuashengyin,taitouzhengyan。

xiayimiao,yangxueqideliandouyaobaile。

chupingheyangyuechuanzhemunvkuanshideshuiyi,jiuchengtou,rubosha,chuanlegenmeichuanqubiebuda。

leisideshuiyiyangxueyeyou,munvjiemeitongkuan,haishitazijiqumaide。

zhiqianbujuedezenmeyang,zheihuieryangxuehenbudebadangshimaishuiyidezijishoujiduole。

yangxuejihushiaitanchusheng:“ma,yueyue,jialiyounanrena,nimenjiubunengzhuyiyidianma?”

“qie,tayesuannanren,nengdingtianlidi,yangjiahukoucaisuannanren。”

yangyuechizhiyibi,zhenggerenwozaishafashang,qieyidishenlanyao,haosiyizhikeaidejumao。

chupingyebuyiweiyi,xianqididuixiaoxiadao:“nirangkai,woyouhuaduiwonvershuo。”

xiaoxiamianduiyangxuesharendemuguang,laolaoshishidimubuxieshi。

“nverya,gangyangkundehuamamatingdaole,yaobu......,zanjiufugeruanba。

meileyangjia,zanmenmunvsakejiumeiyouyikaole,zongbunengkaozheigeliulanghanba?”

chupingkukoupoxindiquanzhe,xiaoxiawuyuanwugudiyouaileyiqiang。

yangxuechiyilexia,haishiyaotou:“ma,wohaiyouyigexiaogongsi,nengyangdeqidajia。”

yangyuecouguolai,jiechuandao:“jie,nijiubieyingchengle。nineigexiaogongsihaizaitourujieduanni,benlaizheizhouhaiyaotouruwubaiduowanni,xianzaihaidaikuandedaoma?”

杨雪哑口无言。

她真的贷不到了。

zhiqianyinxinghuiyuanyifangdai,hendayibufenshikanzaitayangjiarendeshenfen,yijitazaiyangshijituandezhiwei。

xianzaizheixiemeiyoule,yinxingneibiantaidulikejiubianle。

yangxuejintianyoujiedaoyinxingdedianhua,zhuanzhewanergentashuodaikuandeshimeixile。

“gongsichaqian?wokeyibangni。”

xiaoxiakanyangxueweinan,zhudongditichu。

“你?”

yangxue、yangyue、chuping,munvsanrenchayidikanletayiyan。

下一秒。

“哈~”

chupingxianqidibaishoudao:“xiaoxianijiubietianluanle。”

yangyue“qie”yisheng:“woqinaidefeiwujiefu,neishijibaiwan,bushijibaikuai,niyouneimeduoqianma?”

xiaoxialaolaoshishidiyaotou。

他还真没有钱。

但,

他从来也没缺过钱。

daolexiaoxiadeweizhi,qianshenmede,buguoshiyigeshuzibale。

xiaoxiasongsongjian,tanshoudao:“fanzhengwokeyibangmang,laoponixuyaojiugenwoshuo。”

yangxueyaoleyaotou,anweidao:“meishide,wohuixiangdaobanfade。”

......zheihaishibuxinya。

xiaoxiasuoxingbushuole,daoshizhijiejiqiandele。

tazhuanerquedingdidao:“laopo,yangjiadeshiqingnibuyongdanxin,tamenzhongjiushiyaoqiunihuiqude。

准备去签合同吧。”

chupingbunaifandihoudao:“yangjiazenmekenengqiuzhexueerhuiqu?

jiusuanyangkunken,laotaitaiyebukena。

laotaitaizhizhangyangjiazheimeduonian,jiumeibiedebanfale?”

xiaoxiaweiweiyixiao,kendingdidao:“zhenmeibiedebanfa!”

......

yangjiazhuzhai,houhuayuanbolichashili,denghuotongming,youqifenningzhong。

“neixiao**zhendezheimeshuo?”

yanglaotaitaiqidepaochadeshoudouduosuole。

“jitajihui,haibuzhenxi!”

“zhenyiweifeitabukema?”

yangkungoutuidizailaotaitaibeihoupaibeishunqi,zuozulexiaozixiansunmoyang。

“meishi,wohuochuzheizhanglaolian,baituoxiahongdaxintuodelaoguqushuohe。

dangnianlongzhiguoqijiashihou,laogulaguoyiba,liuxialeyixiexianghuoqing。

肯定能搞定。”

yanglaotaitaishuozhe,jiujilaoguquleyigedianhua。

dianhuaneitoulaogupaizhexiongfuchengnuo,zhishuoxiaoshiyizhuang,denghaoxiaoxibianshi。

yangkunzaibianshangtingdezhenqie,dengyanglaotaitaiguaxiadianhua,talengxiaochusheng:“nainai,denghetongyiqian,kanyangxuehaizenmenaniewomen?”

“daoshi,kendingburangtahaoguo。”

yanglaotaitaiyifuxiongyouchengzhumoyang,duanqichabeiminleyikou,wendao:“guaisun,nidasuanzenmezuo?”

yangkunbuhuaihaoyididao:“ganchujiazuhaibugou,womenhaikeyirangquanjia,quanjiangdoushiderendouzhidao,yangxuebeihuihunbushimeiyouyuanyinde,tazhangkaishuangtuitaohaolongzongdeshi,zanmenhaohaobangtaxuanchuanyixia。

heng,kantayihouhaizenmejiaoao。”

“你呀。”

yanglaotaitaichongnidinashouzhidianledianyangkundeetou,jingranbujuedetadeeduyoushenmewenti?

jiuzaizheishihou,yanglaotaitaidedianhuaxiangle。

“zhidingshilaogugaodingle。

nikan,jiuyigedianhuadeshi,xiao**haiyiweikeyinaniewomenyangjia。”

yanglaotaitaihaowuyanhuoqidishuozhe,manlianxiaorongdijieqiledianhua。

jinjiezhe,yangkunjiutingdaodianhualichuanlaiyishengnuhou:

“laotaipo,nikekengsiwole。”