第1章
“qiunimenle！nimenbiedawomamala！！！”
zaiyidongjijinshehuadehaohuabieshuli，fanfudedengshiquefachulengliedeguang。
yiqundashouzhengzaishouchigunbangbaodazheyigenvren，erpangbianbudaoshisuidexiaonanhaikuzhezulan，quebeiehenhendichuaidaoleyibian。
nvrenzhangdefeichangpiaoliang，buguocikebeibaguangleyifu，quanshenbeidadeershiduochuguzhe，leiguyeduanlejigen。
tahunshenqingyikuaiziyikuai，jihuzhaobudaoyikuaiwanhaodepifu。
erlianshangbeibishougedehaojichushenshendeshanghen，xianxuelinli，haizaibutingdeshenxue。
tashuangmoufanqiwuqi，liuchujingyingdeleizhu。
leizhugunluo，genlianshangdexueshuihunhezaiyiqi。
erxiaonanhaizezaiyipangwawadetongkuliuti，yibiankuhaiyibianketou，batoukedebangbangxiang，shenzhikepoletou，liuchulexue。
“woqiuqiunileayi，nifangguowomamaba，nishidahaoren，dafudagui，nifangguowomamaba，wuwuwu......”
xiaonanhaizhuazhuleneigezhihuidashoudeneigeguifudekujiao。
“gun！nizheigeniezhong！”
quebeiguifuchuanzhegaogenxiedejiaoyijiaotikai！
zheiyijiaozhijietiduanlexiaonanhaidebiliang，xianxuelikeliulechulai。
ranhouguifukandoubukanyiyan，jixuzhihuizhedashou，manmiandexiongedaidu，fangfomeiyouyidianqinggan。
“da！jiwowangsilida！”
“nizheige**，jurangangouyinwolaogong！haishenglegeniezhong！”
“nihaiganzhaoshangmenlai，kanwojintianbudasini！”
guifushuozhejuqiyibayizizaxiangbeidadenvren。
“woqiuqiuni......fangguowoba......womeiyou......gouyinta......shitaqiangpowode......”
beidadenvrenjihuyanyanyixi，liuzhelei、liuzhexue，tongkudebeimingzhe。
“啪！！”
guifuyibazhanglikedazainvrendelianshang：“nige**！juranhaiganwumiewolaogong？niyinggaizhidaowoyejiadeshili，nizaiduoshuoyijuhuawoshaniquanjia！”
xiaonanhaijielipaodaomamashenbian，huzaimamashenqian：“buyao！nibuyaozaidawomamale！”
“haoa！nizheigeyezhong！kanwobudasini！”
guifushunshouchaoqileshoubiandegunzi。
“xiaohao，kuaizou！kuaipao！buyaoguanwo！”
nvrenyibatuikaixiaonanhai，neiyigunziyoudazailetadeshenshang！！
......
“啊——！！！”
zaiyisuojunyinglimian，yigechuanzhejunzhuang，jiankangqixingxunzhangdenanrenmantoudahan，qingjinbaoqi，congemengzhongxinglai！
zheigeemeng，tazuzuzuoleershinian！！
“ma！douguaiwodangniantairuoxiao，meinengbaohuhaoni！”
nanrenyiquanchuizailepangbiandeqiangbishang，qiangbishunjianliekaizhizhuwangyibandeliehen。
nanrenbenmingjiaoyehao，shiyimingsishengzi，tadefuqinshilinhaishisidafuhaozhiyijiaoyeyuntian。
tamuqinshizaiyijiajiudianzuofuwuyuan，quebeiyeyuntianjiuhou**，yiwaihuaishangleta。
tayongyuanyewangjibuleneitian，shenghuokunkuzoutouwuludemuqindaizhetaquzhaofuqin，kekaimendequeshifuqindezhengfangjiangyan，muqinzaodaolecanwurendaodenvedai，zuihouhanyuanersi。
ertazedenglailechilaiyibudefuqin，congciguoshanglejirenlixiadeshenghuo。
muqindeliqushitaxinzhongyongyuandetong，erjiangyanyechengletaxinzhongdebishazhiren！
jiuzaizheishi，yizhenjicudejiaobusheng，huweiduizhangxiongchengchongjinlezhongjundazhang。
“yeshuai，gangcaitingdaozheibianyoushengxiang，shifashengleshenmema？”
nanrenbailebaishou，shuodao：“meishi，woyouzuoemengle。”
“ai，kanlaiyeshuaidexinjie，shizhonghaishimeiyoujiekai。”xiongchengsihuyijingxiguan。
“worangnidiaochadeshiqing，chadezenmeyangle？”
男人恢复镇定问道。
xiongchenglimashuodao：“yijingdiaochaqingchule，zhouwanerzaineicihainanzhihou，xiabanshentanhuan，chengleyigecanjiren，zhongshengzhinengzuolunyi，sanrihoubianshizhoujiaweitazhaoxuderizi。”
“招婿？”
男人有些不解。
xiongchengjieshidao：“zhouwanersuiranzhangdepiaoliang，danshibijingshigecanjiren，rujinyijingershiliusui，hunshiqueshizhongmeiyoudingxialai，zhoujiaweikongtachengweilinhaidexiaobing，yushijuedingweitazhaoyimenshangmennvxu，bijingzhoujiahaishiyigeerliuhaomen，jiusuanshiweilezheifenfugui，kongpayeyoubushaorenyuanyi。”
“ai，wanermeimeihewodoushikumingderen，wobunengzairangtashoushanghaile。”
“dishuizhiendangyongquanxiangbao，tajiwoyishidewennuan，woyaohutayishidezhouquan。”
“zaiwojirenlixiaderizili，wanershiweiyiduiwohaoderen。”
zaitabeiqitaxiaopengyouqifudeshihou，shitatingshenerchuweitazuozhu。
zaihoumabujitazuofan，taedejichangluludeshihou，shitajitamailechide。
zaitaweiqukuqideshihou，shitajiletawennuandehuaibao。
meiyouta，tashenzhimeiyouyongqihuoxiaqu。
benlailianggerenkeyiyizhizheiyangjiebanzouxiaqu。
keshiershinianqian，yicihainangaibianlezheiyiqie。
neitiantahezhouwanerzaihaibianwanshua，zheishipingjingdehaimianturanjuanqijulang，tabeijuanjinlejulangzhizhong。
erzhouwanerweilejiutayehaobuyouyutiaojinshuizhong。
keshineitianguaqiletaifeng，zhouwanerbujinmeinengjiuta，haibeihailangpaizailehaitandeyikuaijushizhishang，congcixiazhitanhuan。
erta，suoyourendouyiweitazangshendahai。
zhikexitamingbugaijue，beiyiweishiwaigaorensuojiu，jitagaimingweiyefan，haijiangyishentaotiandebenlingheyishuchuanshoujita。
yefanhoulaizuncongshimingcongjun，lijingdaxiaozhanyibaiyuchang，lixiahehezhangong，zuizhongmingliesidazhanwangzhishou——xuanyuanwang！
xuanyuanwangtongbingbaiwan，zhenshounanjing，lingnanjingzhuguowenfengsangdan，buganjinfan！
ranertaqueshizhongyoulianggexinjie。
yishizitacongjunyilai，sizaizhanlongdaoxiahezhibaiwan？keshitazijideshamuzhichou，queshizhongweibao！
ershitayiyanjuanleshalu，zhixianghuiquzhihaowanermeimeideshuangtui，ranhouhetachenghun，guopingdandeshenghuo。
“xiongcheng，woyaoxiayele。”
yefanjuqibeijiangyanqiandexiaoniaofutejiayiyinerjin。
“什么？！”
xiongchengzaiduanzandejingyazhihou，lijiguixia：“yeshuai，zheiwanwanshibudea，nanjinglibukaini！longguogengjialibukaini！”
“jinglizheijishichangyingzhangzhihou，nanjingzhuguozaoyiweiweichenfu，buzuweiju，ermguomuqianshenxianzhongdongzhanju，nanyichoushen，wozouzhihouhuijiangquanlijiaojiqinglong，tazuowodefujiangyoushiyunianle，shigeshuaicai，binengdudangyimian。”
“keshi......”
“bubizaishuole，gaoniaojin，lianggongzang，xianzaidajuanwen，yijingyongbushangwole，hekuangwohaiyouzijideshiqingyaochuli。”
“shi！”xiongchengzhihaoyaozheyayinglexialai。
“buguonifangxin，tariruoyouwaidilaifan，wohuidiyishijianganfubianjiang，tumienizei！”