第3章 上帝师傅

mianduizheiyangdeweipo,sheiganbufu?

ruguoshiyibanren,zaojiuhedeniaokuzile。

张玉堂是一般人吗?

bu,tabushiyibanren,ershiwushangzhanshen,zaishijiezhanshenbangchanlianbaniandediyiming。

laizishijiegeguodegaoshouzhanshenzhongzi,mianduizhangyutangzhinengbiequzanjudierming。

zheimeqiangdadezhanshenhuijupasosobaobiaogongsidebjichengyuan?

mingxianshiyigetiandadexiaohua!

zhangyutangchouzhedaqianmenxiangyan,tazuitaoyanneixieshilidiwei,yikaoqiangxiejizijitigaodanliangdefeiwu。

youqishizheizhongfeiwupianpianxihuanpaochulainazheqiangxiedaochuhehuren。

“feiwumen,ganjinkaiqiangba!laozisihumeinaixinle!”

shenme?suoyourentingdaozheijuhuadouheshale。

zheigejiahuozhendebuyaomingle?

naqiangderenkebushishenmewangzhongtianzheizhongshouwufujizhilidegongzige!

tamendoushilaizisosobaobiaogongsidebjijingyingchengyuana!

gemen,nishibupasi?haishinaoziyouwenti?

renzhibuguoxuerouzhiqu,zenmekenengdangzhuqiangxieni?

wanle!wanle!zheigejiahuoshizhendefengle。

zhiyoukenbodizhanzaipangbian,yiyanbufakanzhezheixieren。

tahuoxubuxiangxinbierennengzuodaohuoxiaqudexiwang,dantadeshangdishifujueduinengzuodao。

yinweitacengjingqinyanjianguo,erqiehaishiqinshenjingli……

likunlunyeshiweiweifaleng,zheigejiahuozaigaoshenmegui?

taxuanjinuhedao:“nizhenyiweiwobuganshanima?”

zhangyutangliansemeiyoubandianhaipa,tayemeiyouzhudongdalilikunlunneijuhua。

zaitakanlaizheixieshashoudoushijiunangfandaidefeiwu。

haitaniangdeshashou?wokantamenshajidoufeijing!

kenbodi,yilianbeishangwangzhezheixieren,nandaonimenbuzhidaozhanzainimenmianqiandeshishashoutouzima?

lianshijiediyishashoujituanlongyudelongdi,doushishangdishifudetudi,zaizheigeshijieshang,sheiganshuozijisharenjishuchaoguozheiweihenrende?

lunsharen,zhangyutangshuodier,shishangjiumeirenganshuodiyi!

zhijiantahuanhuannachuyibaodaqianmen,congzhongchouchujizhifangzaishouzhifengxi。

qizhongyigeheirendahankanjianzhangyutangnaxiangyandangchenganqi,buyoudehahadaxiao。

“nizainaxiangyanjiwomenchou?nishixiangwofuruanma?”heirendahandaxiaoqilai,luchujikejinya:“buguoxiaodidininacuolee,shushuxihuanchouxueqie!”

likunlunyanshenshanshuozhejidong,huishoudao:“buyaoshasita,jiwomanmanwannongta!”

“xiaopengyou,woxianzaiyaodanideyoubianerduo,niyaozhuyiduobie!shushuwaihaokeshidanwuxufadeshenqiangshou,hahahahahahaha……”

heirendahanchangkuangxiaosheng,xiangchezhenggedating,rangrenneixinkongjuqilai。

啪!

yikezidanchaozhezhangyutangyoubianerduosheleguolai。

zaiqianjunyifashiji,zhangyutangyonglirengchuyizhixiangyan。

轰!

heirendahanshechulaidezidan,juranbuyierfeile。

zaichangsuoyourendoumeiyoukanqingchu,weiduheirendahankandeqingqingchuchu。

“wacao,yizhiyanpikaizidan?zheishenmexiangyanpaizi?zhiqiaozheimeyingma?”heirendahanshishengdajiao。

惊涛骇浪!

zheishishenmekongbuliliangcainengzuodao?

“wanglegaosuni,woyougetudijiaoanusiwageyeshiyigeshenqiangshou。buguozheixiaozishiwotudidangzhongqiangshuzuilajidejiahuo,worangtachuquxingshi,qianwanbuyaogaosubieren,tashifujiaoshenme?wopadiuren!”

heirendahantingdaozhangyutangzheijuhua,shunjianbengkuile!

bierenbuzhidaoanusiwageshishenmeren?dantatebielejiezheiweichuanqirenwu。

anusiwageshiyigetebiedidiaodeshashou,yeshiyiqiangshuzuichumingdeshenqiangshou。

zaishijieshangyizhiyouzheiyangdehuazailiuchuan,anusiwageyaoshishuodadiaonidemeimao,jiubuhuirangnipifuchuxiansunshang。

congxiaodaodaanusiwageyizhishitaxinmuzhongouxiangdecunzai。

waijieyizhiyaochuananusiwageshifushishenmidedongfangren。

buguozheizhongchuanyanconglaimeiyourenquxiangxin。

liantadouyizhibishizheizhongchuanyanzhizaozhe。

anusiwagezaitaxinlishishenyiyangderenwu。

zenmekenengshishoubulajidedongfangrenjiaochulaide?

yidingshidongfangrenweilejizijiguojialianshangtiejincaihuichuxianzheizhongbukezhixindeyaoyan。

jinwantingdaoyigedongfangrenshuoanusiwageshitatudidangzhongqiangshuzuilajideren。

tatingdaoguanyuouxiangzheixiehua,fangfozhidaozijixinaiyijiudenvshen,yehuigenzijiyiyangqucesuolashi。

haimeiyoudengdaiheirendahanfanyingguolai,zhangyutangyouzhirengchuyizhixiangyan。

yizhixiangyanzhijieshechuanheirendahandetianlinggai。

heirendahanhongrandaoxia,tangzaidishangshiquhuxi。

全场死寂!

lianneixiesanshiduomingdeqiangzhuangdahanlianseyeshijiangzhule。

tamenfenfendayandengxiaoyan,youxieweiweifaleng。

likunlunkandaozheiyangdechangmian,xinzangyeshipengpengtiaodong。

tazhanweijuliheirendahanzuijin,gangcaizhijuedeyanjingfeiguoquyigeheisedongxi,jiezhejiushiheirendahantianlinggaiduochuyigekulongyan。

ruguozhangyutangxiangyaoshasita,qibushilianfanyingdejihuidoumeiyou?

xiangdaozheili,likunlunhunshenzhandou,lenghanbutingwangxialiu。

“nimenyaoshizaibuyiqishang,zhendejiumeijihuige!”

zhangyutangdianranyizhidaqianmenxiangyan,zaiyiciyangqishou,shouzhifengxijiazazhejizhixiangyan。

又是香烟?

zheigejiahuohaizhenderangrenchuhuyiliao。

众人大声惊呼!

youxierenbeijinghushengyinhede,jimangduoqilai,shengpabeizhangyutangdexiangyanjizhong。

sanshiduomingdeheiyidahanliansezhouranjinzhang,xintoufuxianchukongju,renbuzhuxianghoutuijibu。

tongbantianlinggaibeineigerenyongxiangyanjichuandejingxiang,tamenyiranlilizaimu。

tamenshizaimeiyoubawoduokaianqixiangyan。

zheigechouzhelianjiaxiangyandenanrendoukeyiyongxiangyansharen,shenshoukendingzaitamenzhishang。

zaizheizhongjinzhangyapogandeqifen,zhongyuyourenrenbule。

youxiewaiguodahanshuangshoujuqi:“wotoujiang,qianwanbuyaoshawo!”

“woyeshi!qiuninbuyaoshawo!”

“wogentamenyiyang,zhiqiubieshawo!”

tamenjimangtoujiang,bashoulideqiangxiedourengzaidishang。

zaichanghaishengxiaershiduomingwaiguodahanyeshiluluxuxu,fangxiashouqiangrengzaidishang,rutongsangjiazhiquanpaochuwuwai。

“nimenbuyaopao,wozaijinimenyirenwubaiwan,kuaidianhuilai!”likunluntebiezheji,xiangyaojiajiawanliuxiashashou。

neixierenshuyusosobaobiaogongsideduiyuanfenfentaozou,sheiyebuxiangzaizheigedifangliuxiale。