woneixinyizhenjianjiao，zheiyaozhenshiwonanyou，wojiazufendoudemaoqingyan。
“wei，ma，womashangdaole，nidaolemei？”
“xiaoyu，wolaozaojiaonijiujiuqujienile”
wodajing，“ma—niganmajiaowojiulaijiewo，jiumadangchuzenmeshuowodeniwangjile？”
wowuhuakeshuo，womahaijiaobian，“zenmeshuohuani，nijiujiuyeshihenjiumeikandaonile，tingshuonihaidaizhenanpengyou，nibayoumeikong，jiuganjinqujienile，nijiumadaozizuidoufuxinnibuyaogentajijiao，ninanpengyouzaibianshangmei，nikebierangrentingjianzheixie。”
yangyushengcetoukanwo，woyoubeiyisha，zheiceyanshizaichuozhonglewodexinba。
我挂了电话。
“怎么了？”
“a，meishier，womenkuaidaole”
tadiandiantou。kanshangquyouguaiyouanjing，yidianerdoububadao，houlaicaizhidaoshiwoxiangcuole。
xiangqiwojiumaneifuzuilianwojiushengqi，shangcihuijiawopengyoudechetingzaitajiamenkou，feiyaorangwomennuozou，shuozheshuozhebianchaoleqilai，mawo“dousanshiduole，haibujiehun，zheimenengganzenmehaihuimeirenyaoa”
zheihuiwoyaohenhendatadelian。
chulezhankoujiukandaowojiuneifeishuodeshentiyizaichepangchouyan。
“舅”
“ai，xiaoyu，bianpiaolianglema，zheishininanpengyou？budelelei，zhangdegenmingxingside。nimayaokaixinsile，yibanianjile，zaojiukeyijiehunle，nikancunshanggennitongling，jibenwadoulianggele。”
zaicheshangwojiujiukaishiniantao。
“jiu，biaojieyouleme？”
yijuhuashunjianrangtabizui。
“haiyou，nijintianlaijiewojiumazhidaome？”
wokanwojiuzhanghongzhelian，zhangzhebozi，siyazizuiying，“dangranzhidao”
turanyangyushengkaojinwoerbian，wenredeqixituzaiwoerbian“nijiumabuzhidao”
wofanlegebaiyan，“wojiuzhidao”
danshiworengrangandaoshenqi，zhengdahaoqideshuangyanqiaoqiaoshuodao，“nitingjiantaxinlidehuale？”
tadiantou，woyizhenjidong。
“denghuierwojiumakendinglaiwojia，nidenghuierbangwotingtingtaxinlishuoshenmele”
wojiuconghoushijingpielewoliangyiyan，“xiaoliangkouganqingzhenhao，xiaohuozijiaoshenmemingzi”
“杨郁晟”
“yushenga，genwomenxiaoyuzenmerenshide？”
woyigejiling，ganjinchahua，“shiwopengyoujieshaorenshide，jiu，nihaohaokaiche，zenmehaizheimebagua”
“行行行”
我一身冷汗。
wokandaocunkouwuyangyangyipianren，wozhenggerenhanmaolinli。
“舅”
wodahanyisheng。wojiuzhenggerenyidou，“ganshenme，helewoyitiao”
woheiheiyixiao，“ninengbunengzhijiekaijinqu？”
“niqiaonimayezaicunkouni，xialairangdajiakankanninanpengyou。”
woyiyannanjin，zhuantoukanxiangleyangyusheng，weiruodiwenleju“keyime？”
taweiweiyixiao，“wodoukeyi，tingnide。”
yixiache，womahewonainaijiuyongshanglai，yongcixiangdemuguangkanzheyangyusheng，“zheijiushixiaoyangba，hainazheimeduodongxi，kuaidaojialiquzuo”
wohuoshengshengyigeren，shengshengbeihulvele。
“好的，阿姨。”
cunshangdepopoayimen，qizuibashe，“xiaoyudenanpengyou，zhenshiyibiaorencai，shizuoshenmegongzuode。”
womaganjinlazheyangyushengdeshou，wangjializouqu，“shigeyisheng，zaidayiyuanlishangbande。”
我妈脸都笑开了花。
zhenqingxingzijizhiyemeixuancuo，badaozongcaicunliderenbudong，yishengzaitamenxinlikeshidingdinghaodezhiye。