【脑子寄存处】
【吃脑子处】
嘭！
yuanbeihenhenchuaifei，zoushusanluoyidi。
denghuotongmingdexuanzhengdian、yejiushiyushufangnei，datangdierrenhuangdi，chudengdabaodelishiminnufaxuzhang。
“zheixietanguanwuli，jianzhiwufawutian！”lishiminyanzhongpenhuo：“zhenyidingyaojiangtamensuishiwanduan。”
liangcehouzhedetaijiangongnvjianbixiaturandanu，hedezhanzhanjingjing，liandaqidoubuganchuanyikou，weikongbeiqianlian。
zheishi，dianwaiyouyuanjijinchuanlaiqingweidejiaobusheng，suijitaijianmenjianruidesangmenxiangqi：“nubicanjianhuanghou。”
menkouchuxianyidaoyongronghuaguideshenying。
lairenzhengshihuanghouzhangsunshi。
tazoujindiannei，kanzhemandidezoushu，weiweizhoulezhoumei：“erge，heshirangnirucidongnu？”
lishiminfenfenbupingdijiangshouzhongzoushudijizhangsunhuanghou：“nikankan。”
zhangsunshijieguozoushu，zixifanyueqilai。
piankehou，taneixiumeidemeitouyejinjincuqi，xiaoshengdao：“jingyourenjiangzhenzailianghuanchengmaikangjizaiminchi。”
lishiminshenxijikouqi，nulipingfuxinqing。
taqingchuzijirujinshenweidiwang，bixushikebaochilengjing。
“zheidengtanguan，shibushigaisha？”
kelishimingangdengji，haiwufazuodaorihouneibancongrong，yijiunuqinanxiao，xianzaizhixiangjiangzheigemingweilixingdeweinanxianxianlingqiandaowangua。
raner，zhangsunhuanghousihukanchuleshenme，jiangzoushuzhongxindijilishimin，bingshuodao：“ergeniwangxiakan，zoushuzhongtidaolixingnailongxilishichushen，ziyoujiminhaoxue，weirenchunshan，yinianqian，nianjishiliudetajiubeifuhuangqindianweiweinanxianxianling。”
lishiminhuyidezhongxinfankaizoushu。
fangcaitazhishikandaolixingjiangzhenzailiangshihuanchengmaikang，bianqidebunengziyi，bingweijixuwangxiakan，rujintinghuanghousuoshuo，nanbuchengqizhongyoushenmeyuanyou？
他顺着奏疏看下去。
guobuqiran，yanguanweiledanhelixing，jianglixingdeshengpingdoudiaochaqingchule。
怪，就怪在此处。
yizhaodiaochasuode，lixingchushenlongxilishi，weihehuizaizheicideshuizaizhongweileyijisiyu，kenghaiweinanxianbaixing？
lishiminzijijiushilongxilishichushen，henqingchulongxilishiguiweiwuxingqiwangzhiyi，zuzhongdexiaobeizenmedoubuzhiyuqutanwuzhenzailiangshi。
hekuangzoushuzhonghaixieyoulixingjiminhaoxue，weirenchunshan。
zheiyangdepinxing，youzenhuiqutanwu？
zuiguanjiandeshi，nianjinshiliudelixingshifuhuangqinzirenmingdeweinanxianxianling，nengdefuhuangqinbiyupi，lixingkeweiqiantuwuliang，fanbuzheweiletanwuerdiushidahaoqiantu。
“mofeishiyanguanhuangbao？”lishiminxianruchensi。
“cishixudechazhengyifan，buketingxinyimianzhici。”zhangsunhuanghouyuqiqingroudishuodao。
lishimindianlediantou，tayejuedecishiyouxiqiao。
“lingwai，zhenzaizhishibuketuoyan，dangwuzhijishixianpairenqianwangweinanxiandiaochashiqing，tongshidiaoboliangshijiujizaimin。”zhangsunhuanghoutiyidao。
lishiminyegubudexianzaishishenye，dangjiqicaozhaoshu，mingshangshuzuochengweizhengjietilixing，zhuchiweinanxianzhenzaiyishi。
tongshi，youmingrenjiangweinanxianxianlinglixingyajiehuijing。
两日后。
qiucheyajiezheyiweishaonianrujing，guanrudalisijianyuzhizhong。
“made，gangchuanyuehaimeiyigeyuejiubeizhuale。”
dayuzhizhong，lixingmamalielie。
yigeyueqian，ershiyishijidejianpanxialixingchuanyuedaoyinshuizaiyoulversideweinanxianxianlinglixingshenshang。
开局一个烂摊子。
zhenguanyuannianqiuji，guanzhongyinyumianmian，zhujianniangchengshuizai，weinanxianyiwanzhangzuiaoaodaibu，kechaotingdejiuzailiangshigenbenbugoushu。
没辙啊。
bianqiaozhimengbalierfengdejiaditaokongle。
haoburongyituilejieli，ruyuandengjichengdi，gaiyuanzhenguan，haimeihuanguoqilai，youshihanzai，youshishuizai，zhuandebugouhuadeduo。
lixingzhizhechaotingneidianzhenzailianggenbenzhichengbuletaijiu。
wunaizhixia，changnianhunjilishiqudelixingxiangdaolehezhongtangneiyifanfarenshenshengdehuayu，xunsizhechidezaicha，zongbiesihao。
yushi，yifancaozuo，jiangchaotingxiafadezhenzailiangquanjiduihuanchengleshengkouchidemaikang。
jiuzhei，lixinggumozheyebugoushu。
zhengxiangbanfagairuhenongdaogengduodeliangshi，jiubeilierjizhualaizhanganle。
zheiyedekuihuangdishilier，zijihaiyouhuolu，huanchengzhuyuanzhang，pashikandaozoushudediyishijianjiujizijibopixuancaole。
neiweiduitanguanwulikebuguanyuanyou，jiushisha。
lierjiranzhishizhuaziji，erbushizhijiekanleziji，shuomingtayechajuedaozijicijuyoushenyi。
buguo，ruguojiexialaizijibunengjilishiminyigemanyidedafu，pashijiuzhendewanwanle，longxilishideshenfenyezhaobuzhuziji。
“开饭了。”
yiwankanbuchushenmeshiwudeheihuhubeidiulejinlai。
lixingnaqilaiyiwen，chadiantuchulai，souweibidayudechouweihainongyu，rangyuanbenhaiyouxiejiedetashunjianmeileweikou。
benlaizheigeshidaidefancaijiuhemeiweidabushangbanmaoqianguanxi，hekuangzaihuangshiqidelaofan。
tazhixiwangnengjinkuaijiandaolishimin。
dundayudeganjueshizaibushufu，chibuhaoyejiusuanle，shuidedoushifameizouchaodemaigan，gengbietishizhongmimanzaibijiandeechouweiyumeiwei。
简直了！
shenweiershiyishijidejianpanxia，lixingzhijuedehezheidayuxiangbi，meichuanyueqianneijianbeizijixianqidesanbaikuaizujindedixiashichuzuwudoukanbihuanggongbanshehua。
weiyilingtaxinweideshi，zijizhudedanjian。
buyonggenqitalaofanzhuyiqi。
guoleyizhen，lixingwuzangmiaokaishinaoteng，tayongyuguangpiexiangneiwanheihuhudehuhu。
“wojiushiesi，silaoli，congzheitiaoxiaqu，yebuhuichiyikou。”
yikaiyanjing，lixinggancuiwangmaiganshangyitang，jichangluludetamimihuhushuileguoqu。
咕噜咕噜～
yebuzhidaoshuileduojiu，lixingbeiexing。
kanlekanlaomenkou，neiwansoufanhaizai，laotoubingmeiyounazou。
“lierzenmehaimeilai？！”
lixingxianzaizhixiangjilieryigezhongzhi。
tayibusanting，nuodongzhilaomenchu，yiyaoya，duanqisoufanjiuzhunbeichi。
zheishi，yizhenjiaobushengchuanlai。
suiji，tabiankanjianyimingshenzhehuafu，qidubufandenanzizailaotouchanmeidezitaixiazoulai，nanziyekanxiangzhengduanzhepowan，zhunbeidakuaiduoyidelixing。
四目相对。
duanzhepowandelixingzhixiangzhaogefengxizuanjinqu。
nanzizeweiweizhoumei，danbingmeiyouduoshuoshenme，zhishizhizhelaomenminglingdao：“kaimen。”
lixinglikeyishidaoyanqianzhirenjiushineiweihaochengdiqishijizuiqiangtanjishengwu、liubianxingzhanshi、tiankehan、yazhouzhouzhang、dongbanqiuhuashiren、youzhelongfengzhizi、tianrizhibiaodetaizonghuangdilishimin。
和自己还是本家。
“zuichenlixing，canjianbixia。”
lixingfangxiapowan，huifupingjing，bubeibukangdeqishenchaozhelishiminxingleyili。
lishiminkanzhelixing，jiantazheifencongrongdeqidu，mingbaineimingdanhelixingdeyanguanhenyoukenengshibufengzhuoying。
“lixing，nijianguozhen？”
李世民问道。
lixingyaoleyaotou：“zuichentingwenbixiayounianshibeichengzanyoulongfengzhizi、tianrizhibiao，fangcaiyijian，bianzhishibixiazhi。”
lishimintingzhezheihua，bujinxiaolexiao：“youqu。”
zheishi，laotoubanlaiyigehudeng。
lishiminzhizhelixingchaolaotoufenfu：“jitayenongyige。”
【xinshuzhuiduhenzhongyao，chuqiqianwanbuyaoyangshu，guiqiushouzang、zhuigeng、xiaoliwu，wuxinghaopingorz】