“feifeinihuilaile,nibahaimeixiabanni,dengtahuilaizanmenzaichifan。”
yijinmen,houfengxiabianyingleshanglai,taxinqingbucuo,zijidefeiwunvxuzhongyuyaosile。
“ai,nisheia?laiwomenjiazuoshenme?”
yigemoshengdenanzituranchuxian,tashencaijianshuo,mianruguanyu,yanruliuxing,shenshanghaichuanzheyishendeshidanlimingpai。
“hehe,ma,zheimekuaijiuburenshiwole,woshiyexuana!”
houfengxiayanzhongluchuyihuozhise,dao:“shei?yexuan?nishiyexuan?”
cike,xuqingfeiyijingzuozaileshafashang,taroulerouzijidexiue,dao:“ma,shiyexuan,tameisi。”
“meisi?zenmenengmeisi,yishengbushishuotahuobuguojinwanlema?”
houfengxiashiwangjile,kanzheyanqianyishen“mingpai”deyexuan,qibudayichulai。
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yexuanyebuhaizui,sannianderuzhuishiguang,tazaoyijingxiguanlezheiyangdechaofenghezema。
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huidaowoshi,yexuanyoufanchoule,tayuanbendeyifudoushipianshouxiaoyixiede,xianzaigenbenjiubunengchuanle。
wunaizhixia,yexuanzhinengyaoleyaotou,zoulechulai。
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xuqingfeiyezhuyidaolezheiyidian,dangjiyipaiguangjiedeetou,dao:
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yexuanpoweidongshidedianlediantou,taijiaobianxiangwaizouqu,ranerquebeixuqingfeijijiaozhule。
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yexuanyebujujue,jieguokalai,zhuanshenzoulechuqu。
taqianjiaogangmaichumen,biantingjianlehoufengxiadezemasheng:
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yexuandandanyixiao,zaichekulizhaodaoleyiliangxiaomianyangdiandongche,huanghuangyouyoudeyuanqule。
xiangzhebujizijidelaopodiuren,yexuanzhibenshizhongxindeyijiashangchangerqu,quemeixiangdaozhijiebeirenlanzailewaimian。
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menkoudelianggebaoanmanlianbiyi,zheirendeqiongchengshenmeyang?lianyifudouchuanbuqilema?pizheyishen“shidanli”jiuchulailema?
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baoanweiqujile,kanjianyourenchengyaojimangxushuleyifan。
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“wei,woshuonizheigepangzishisheia?woshilaimaiyifude,shengyishangmendoubuyaoma!”yexuanwunaidetanletanshou。
liangmingbaoanyilianzhenjingdekanzheyexuan,yanzhongbujinluchulianminzhise。
meigerendouyoujinji,pang,bianshisunjinglidejinji!
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buyihui,bianyouyiqunnazhejinggundebaoanzoulechulai,jiangyexuantuantuanweizhu。
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sunjingliyaozheya,ehenhendekanzheyexuan,henbudechileta。
“等等!”
yexuanturantaiqileshou,dao:“sunjinglishiba,wokanhaishisuanleba,zhende,wobuxiangnanweini,jintiandeshijiudangzuoshimeifashenghaoba。”
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yexuanwenyanmolemonaodai,naxiadianhua,wendao:“wei,pangzi,nijiaoshenmemingzi?”
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yexuannaqidianhua,limianzhichuanlaileyijuhua,
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四!
三!
二!
一!
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