第3章 你会破产

“feifeinihuilaile,nibahaimeixiabanni,dengtahuilaizanmenzaichifan。”

yijinmen,houfengxiabianyingleshanglai,taxinqingbucuo,zijidefeiwunvxuzhongyuyaosile。

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“等等!”

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四!

三!

二!

一!

“heihei,jiwoda!wangsilida!”sunshaoxiangjieguoyigebaoanshoulidejinggun,daitouxiangzheyexuanchongleguoqu。

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