第6章 扫厕所所长

“zhoushaoqingjiang!woxujiadingranjinlierwei。”jianshiqinghaiyouzhuanji,xulindongjimangkaikou。

“hehe,yebushishenmemafandeshi,yuwomenzhoujiadehezuo,wairenziranyoukunnan,buguowomenyaoshiyijiarendehua,nishuo,wojiahaihuifanduima?”

zhoutaidayoushenyidekanlexuqingfeiyiyan,dao:

“neigeshihou,bieshuoxuanyagongsiwozhoujiahuidinglixiangzhu,pingwozhoujiadediwei,shushudezhiweizaijinyibu,yeweikezhia。”

重磅炸弹!

xulindongliansegengshiyibian,tabuguoshiqulideyigebangongshizhuren,suirantayixinpuzaishitu,kexishuniandenuli,yijiucunbuweijin。

“biechuiniubile!”yexuankaikoule!

“hezuodeshiqingbenjiushihulishuangying,niyiweinikeyidaitidelezhoujia?haishijuedewomenbugansuoyaoweiyuejin?”

zhoutailianseyibian,zheixieshiqingbenjiushitasuikouyishuo,cikexianranyouxiexiabulaitai。

“zhoushao,woyijingshiyexuandeqizile,womenduanranbukenengchengweiyijiaren!”xuqingfeishishikaikou。

houfengxiajianqifenyouxiebumiao,jimangzhanchulaidayuanchang,dao:“zhoushao,zheijianshiwomenzaikaolvkaolv!”

tasuiranxiangrangxuqingfeiheyexuanlihun,danshicikexuqingfeitaidujianjue,tayebunengyinglai。

“heng!”zhoutaipaianerqi,dao:

“buyongle!houfengxia,niyuewoguolai,shicunxinxiangyaoxiuruwo,xiuruzhoujiama?woxuanbu,womendehezuodaociweizhi,woyehuiquanshuojiazu,duixuanyagongsijinxingquanfangmiandefengsha!”

“zhidaoxujiacongnimendeshoulishouhui!”

zhoutainufachongguan,taijiaobianzou,renyouhoufengxiaruhequanshuo,doubuguanyong。

“yexuan,nishuoshuonizheigefeiwu,niyoushenmeyong,weishenmejiubunengbangwomenzuodianshenme,xianzaihaole,xuanyagongsiyaoshidiuledehua,zanmenyijiarenjiudengzhehexibeifengba。”

“lihun!zheihunbixudeli,wogaosunifeifei,mingtianmajiujinianpaixiangqin!”

xuqingfeilimabuleyile,“ma,nixiashuoshenmeni!”

“wokemeixiashuo,niliayijiadedaerzinihaijidema?xianzaidouyijingshishangshigongsidefuzongle,jiudengzhenidiantoule......”

xulindongjianzhuangjimangchulaidayuanchang,dao:

“biechaole,dangwuzhijihaishiyaoshuofuzhoushao,burandehua,feifeisanniandenuli,jiuquandoubaifeile。”

yexuanjianzhuangpailepaixiongfuzi,dao:“zheiyouhenana?woqugentajiangdaoli。”

“niqu?”houfengxiayanzhongmanshibishi,dao:

“niyaoshiqule,zhoujiahaibudelimajiupairenlaijiechuhetonga,ganjinjiwotuixia!meiyongdefeiwu。”

shibiesanri,dangguamuxiangkan!

jinlinqianshuiweihualong,shirenwangduanchengzhuchong!

“ma,ninfangxin,wobaozhengshuofuzhoushaojixuyuwomenhezuo!”

houfengxiahaiyaoshuoxieshenme,xuqingfeizhijiekaikoudao:“ma,nijiurangtaquba,zaidengyihui,zhoushaodouzoule。”

yexuanzheicaizouchujiamen,cikedezhoushaoyijingzuanjinletadebaoshijie911nei。

“周少且慢!”

“shinizheigeshab,niyaoganshenme?shibushixianghaole,zhidaozijipeibushangfeifei,xiangyaorangjiwole。”

zhoushaomianluchaofengzhise,mingbaizhexiangyaoyexuanchuchou!

“shab!”yexuanfanleyigebaiyan,dao:

“zhoushao,woyebuxiangweinanni,ganjinhuixujia,xiangxujiarendaoqian,zheijianshijiuzheiyangsuanle!”

zhoushaojianzhiqibudayichulai,lenghengyisheng,dao:

“weinanwo?**deganjinweinanwoba,wokankannishizenmeweinanwode,xiangxujiarendaoqian?wogaosuni,ruguonixianzaikenguixiabawochejiwotianganjingle,wohaikeyikaolvkaolvfangxujiayima!”

zhoushaolengxiao,jiupingnizheigefeiwunvxuhaiganzaizheigenwotitiaojian?nisuanshenmedongxi?

“zhoushao,zhendebudasuankaolvyixialema?”

“kaolvnimei,ganjinjilaozigun!haogoubudanglu!”zhoushaofadongyinqing。

“buranwomendageduba,woduniyifenzhongzhineihuiguizaiwomianqianqiuwo!dubudu?”

zhoushaoliandouqingle,dao:“shab,wotamadehuiqiuni?nixiangzenmedu?niyaoshishule,limaguixiabachejiwotianganjingle。”

“可以!”

“buguo,ruoshizhoushaonishuleni?”

“woshu?woshulejiutingnishuode,quxujiadaoqian!”

“chengjiao!”yexuandaleyigexiangzhi,bodaleyigedianhua。

zhoushaofanleyigebaiyan,anmayijushab,zhuangqiangzuoshisheibuhui?

yinqingfadong,zhoushaojiacheliqu,tayebupayexuanfanhui,xujiajiuzaizhei,tahainengpaodele?

zhoushaogangliqumeiduojiu,baoshijiedesudugangtishengqilai,tadefuqinbiandadianhuaguolaile。

jieqidianhua,limianbianchuanlaileyizhenpaoxiao!

“nigenizi!**dedezuileshenmeren?xianzaizhoujiadedashayijingquanmianduandian,gushigengshidadie,womendezichanshunjiansuoshuilewuqianwan!”

“laoba,yuanwanga!wosheiyemeidezuia!”

“haitemedeyuanwang,duifangzhiyannidezuiletamendeshaoye,haibuganjinquguixiadaoqian,wogaosuni,zhoujiayaoshiwanle,woyaonideming!”

jiushizheimeyingqi,budandajini,haidegaosuniweisha!

zhoushaotuidouruanle,tadangjixiangqileyexuandehua,xinzhongdangjigedengyisheng!

laibujixixiang,youmencaidaodi,zhibenxujiadefangxiangerqu。

yexuanhaozhengyixiadeshuzheshijian,sishimiaohou,baoshijiechuxianzailetadeshiyezhong。

“咯吱!”

baoshijieyigejichache,zhoushaolimapigunniaoliudecongcheshang“gun”lexialai。

“putong!”zhoushaozhijieguizaidishang!

“yeshao,wocuole!woyouyanbushitaishan,haiqingyeshaogaotaiguishou,fangwozhoujiayima!”

yexuandandanyixiao,dao:“guixiale,ni...shule!”

“woshule!wozenmekenengyingdeleyeshao!wozheijiuqudaoqian,guixiadaoqian!”

shuozhe,zhoushaolaqiyexuan,zhibenxujia。

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“zaole,zheimebantianyexuandoumeihuilai,tabuhuibazhoushaodezuisileba?”houfengxiayouxiedanxin。

“feifei,niganjingenzheigefeiwulihun,shabenshimeiyou,dezuirenkezhenbuhanhu。”

jiuzaizheishi,fangmenturandakai,zhoushaoyibujiumailejinlai,putongyishengguizailedishang。

“houyi,xushushu,wocuole!gangcaiwojiushizaihushuo,feifeinifangxin,wozhoujiayidinghuijixuhexuanyahezuo,bujinruci,womenzhoujiayuanyirangchubaifenzhiershidelirun,suanshiweiwodehutupeilidaoqian。”

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xujiarenmengle,dayandengxiaoyan,doubuzhidaozhoushaohululimaideshenmeyao。

yaozhidaogenxuanyadehezuo,benjiushiyigexiaoxiangmu,xianzaizairangchubaifenzhiershidelirun,neizhoujiajihujiumeiyourenheyoushuile。

houfengxiajianzhuangjimangchanfuqizhoushao,dao:“zhoushaobiekaiwanxiaole。”

“wozheijiurangfeifeihezheigefeiwulihun,daoshihou,zanmenjiushiyijiarenle。”

zhoushaochadianpenchuyikoulaoxue,zhenshinahubukaitinahua......