葬礼闹剧,我送假哥入狱!第5章  

5.

huidaojia,ketingliyipianlangjie。

shenruoweisuozaishafajiaoluo,toufasanluan,lianshangyigeqingxidebazhangyin。

womachazheyaozhanzaitamianqian,tuomohengfei。

“rangnisihouchengyu,nijuranganbatatuikai?nishibushixiangshouhuogua!”

wobazuozaipangbian,yinchenzhelianchouyan。

“buzhihaodaidedongxi!chengyukenyaoni,shinidefuqi!”

lulizekaozailingyibiandeshafashang,youxiandixinshangzhezheiyimu。

kandaowohuilai,tashenzhihaichongwotiaoletiaomei。

wojingzhizoudaoshenruoweimianqian,dunxiashen。

“嫂子,疼吗?”

shenruoweitaiqitou,kongdongdeyanshenkandaowoshi,caifanqiyidianshuiguang。

tayaoleyaotou,zuichunduosuozhe,shuobuchuhua。

wolaqitadeshou,jiangtahuzaishenhou,taitoukanxiangwobama。

“谁打的?”

womabeiwodeyanshenkandeyisuo,danhaishigengzhebozi。

“wodade!zenmele?wojiaoxunwoerxifu,tianjingdiyi!”

“tashinierxifu,”woshengyinbuda,queziziqingxi,“yeshiwogedeqizi。”

“geshengqianzuibaobeideren,nimenjiuzheimezuojian?”

wobamengdizhanqilai,zhizhewodebizi。

“nifangsi!nixianzailiannigedouburenleshima!”

luliyezhanleqilai,zoudaowomianqian,paizhewodejianbang,jiaxingxingdiquandao。

“didi,biegenbamazhiqi。nisaozijiushigenwohaiyoudianshengshu。”

tacoudaowoerbian,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo。

“buguonifangxin,chunxiaokuduan,wohuirangtahaohao『shuxi』wode。”

woyandideshayiyishanerguo。

wotuikaitadeshou,congkoudailinachuyigexiaoqiaodeluyinbi,saijinshenruoweideshouxin。

wowojintadeshou,rangtazanghao。

“saozi,nileile,wosongnihuifangxiuxi。”

womahaixiangzulan,woyigebinglengdeyanshensaoguoqu,tadunshijinsheng。

zoulangjintou,wotingxiajiaobu。

“saozi,jiexialai,wuluntazuoshenme,shuoshenme,nidoubuyaofankang。”

“baohuhaoziji,yebaohuhao……zheige。”

wozhilezhitashoulideluyinbi。

shenruoweideyanzhongchongmanlekongjuhebujie。

“huaian,nidaodixiangzuoshenme?”

“woxiang,”wokanzheta,huanhuankaikou,“songtayifendali。”