第三章
03
kandaowo，zhangtianjiaomengdicongzuoweishangzhanqilai：
“zhangziqi，nizenmezheimeyinhunbusan，haizhuidaozheilile？！”
wozhouzhemei，zaisanquerenmeiyouzoucuo。
kanwobushuohua，zhangtianjiaochaozhebaoxianglichuanxizhuang，zuozaizhuweishangderenkaikou：
“wangzong，zheijiushiwogennishuode，woneiweijiniandoubuhuilaikanbama，shiyehoubujinxianghuilaikenlao，haiyaoqiangfangchandebaiyanlanggege~”
“wangzong，ninxianshenfulishiye，bujiushijiwozheizhongkunnandechuangyezhetigongjihuidema？ninjiukanzaiwoyouzheimeyigegegedefenshang，touziwodexiangmuba。”
tingdaozhangtianjiaodangzhewodemiandihuiwo，wowojinquantoukaikou：
“zhangtianjiao，nibietaiguofenle！”
zhangtianjiaolengchiyisheng，weilenengbodewangzongdetouzi，jixubuyiyulichuyanchaofeng：
“woshuodeyoucuoma？zheijinian，nihuilailejici？yishiyejiupaohuilairangbamayangni，yaobushinijintianzaijialidanaoyitong，feiyaoqiangfangzi，bahuigenniduanjueguanxi？”
“nisheia，sheirangnizheimeshuozhanggede！”shanshanlaichidexiaochenxianranshipaozheguolaide：
“buhaoyisia，ge，wogennishuocuobaojianhaole。”
kandaoxiaochen，zhangtianjiaozhouzhemei：
“nishishei？！renshizhangziqi？”
xiaochendangzaiwomianqian，xiangzhidoujisidedengzhezhangtianjiao：
“zhanggeshiwokehu，huishoujiumaixialeyiqianwandedapingceng，caibushinikouliwusuozuoweidekenlaozu！”
xiaochencishibozishanghaiguazhegongpai，gangganghaidihuiwodezhangtianjiao，bukezhixindekanxiangwo：
“nibushishiyele，shoushangdeqianbudounalaimaileneiliangtaofangzi，ninalaideyiqianwan？！”
我满脸讽刺：
“yuanlainiyezhidao，woshiyinweimaileneiliangtaofangzicaimeiqiande，suoyinigennibamacainengyoushiwukongdeshejiwo，zhuanyifangchan，bawoganchujiamen，xianzaihailaiyongwomaican！”
“zhangtianjiao，neiliangtaofangwoyidinghuinahuilai，nihenibamazuihaoganjinhaohaoxiangxiang，meilewodefang，yihouyaozhuna！”
“zheiweilaoban，woyequannihetazuoshengyiqian，xiandiaochaqingchu，kebiexiangwoyiyangbeipianle！”
wangzongcikeliansezaojiumeilezhiqiandeheai，woganggangneifanhua，
wanquantuifanlezhangtianjiaomianduitashidemaicanxingxiang。
wangzongzhanqishen，yuqishengying：
“zheicidetouziwoyaozaikaochakaocha，zheidunfan，xiansanleba。”
shuobatatouyebuhuidezouchulebaoxiang。
yankanjijiangdedaodetouzi，zaiwodejiaohexiayaodashuipiao。
zhangtianjiaoyegubudezhaowomafan，zhejimanghuangdezhuizhewangzongpaolechuqu。
zhishizaijingguowoshi，tayayaoqiechidedengzhewo：
“zhangziqi，nijiwodengzhe！”
duiyutadeweixie，wogenbenmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
fanerwoxiangfayuantiqisusonghou，henkuaiwobamatamenjiushoudaolefayuandechuanpiao。
meixiangdaowojuranzhendeganqisutamen，wobaqidezhijiebadianhuadaleguolai：
“nigexiaotuzaizifantianle，juranganbanilaozigaoshangfating！fangchanzhengshangxiedeshiwodemingzi，zheifangzijiushiwode！nijiusuanzaizenmezhetengyemeiyong！”
“mashangjiwochesu，fouzebieguaiwobugufuziqingyi！banizheigebuxiaozizuodeshiqing，fazaijiazuqunli，rangdajiahuochuonidejilianggu！”
dianhuazheitou，wofanlegebaiyan：
“nijiranbupa，neiwoweishenmeyaochesu？zheishiqingnijinguanfa，jiranwogenniduanjuelefuziguanxi，neixieqinqiyejiugenwomeiguanxile！”
shuowanwozhijiebatamenlahei，jiazuqunyegancuililuodetuile。
erwozhisuoyizheimeyingqi，shiyinweixinzhengcechutaihou，guidinglequankuanchuziren，yongyoufangchandesuoyouquan。
suirandaqiguansilaibijiaomafan，danworujinyouqianyouxian，gentamenhaodeqi。
yinweiyaojiaocailiao，houmianjitianwochangwangfayuanpao。
jieguozaiwoyouyicijiaowancailiao，zhunbeicongfayuanhuijiashi，xiaochendedianhuaquedaleguolai。
dianhuali，xiaochenqichuanyuyu，sihuzaibianpaobiangenwodadianhua：
“zhangge，buhaole！nijiachushile！”
dengwogandaojia，wocaizhidaoxiaochenshuodechushi，shizenmehuishi。
chumenqianyuanbenbeiwosuohaodedamen，cikebeibaolichaikai，wuligengshiyipianlangjie。
menqianhaiyouwenxunganlaidebaoan。
ermenkouzhanzhede，zhengshiwobamahezhangtianjiao。