woxiangyemeixiang,zhiqianshuadouyinshijizhudesaohuatuokouerchu:「gege,wokeyizainidefujishangxiyifuma?」
「……」
weihengbiaoqingguiyi:「zheiliangnian,nidebianhuazhenshilingrenjingya。」
buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue,jingranyingshengshengcongzheijuhualitingchulechaofeng。
wanshangxiwanzao,xiangdaoguimidehua,woguozheyujinzouchuyushi,zhengzhunbeijiaorouzaozuodiwenweihengyaoyijianchenshan,quehuranfaxianmenkoufangleyitaoshuiyi。
quanxinde,daizherouruanleisihuabiande,nvshishuiyi。
wonaozhongjinglingdazuo,linzheshuiyilingzichuquzhaoweiheng:「nijiazenmehuiyounvshishuiyi??」
「nizenmeweizheyujinjiuchulaile?」
woliangtongshifawen,weihengshenxiyikouqi:「zhaolinjujiede。」
womoyahuohuo:「nigennilinjuguniangguanxitinghaoa?」
tashenqingbuziran,yanshenduoshan:「……yebusuan。」
wohaiyaozaiwen,weihengyijingbeiguoshenqu,shengyinfajin:「luoqiaoqiao,nixianbashuiyichuanshangzaishuohua。」
tingdunyimiao,youbuchongleyiju:「huiwoshiquchuan。」
wozaiwoshihuanshangneitaoshuiyi,faxianchimajingranyuwoshifenqihe,zhibuguo**defenggeshizaiguoyuhanxu,wanquanmeiyouzhangxianchuwozuoweichengniannvxingdemeili。
yushiwonachushoujijiwomafaletiaoxiaoxi,rangtamingtianwubijiaorenbaneitiaozhensishuiqunsongguolai。
yiqiegaoding,wozouchuwoshi,kandaoweihengzhengzhanzaibingxiangqian,nalepingbingqipaoshuimengguan。
buzhidaoshibushiyanhua,zixikanqu,taerduoshanghairanzheyimoruoyousiwudehong。
bingxianglichulejiguanpijiu,kongkongruye,weihengshuoshitagongzuotaimang,haimeilaidejibuji。
tingtazheimeshuo,wocaituranfanyingguolai,weihengyanxiafanzhedandandeqingheise,xianranshizuijinmeixiuxihaodeyuangu。
tanazuihoudeyidiancailiaozuolewanchaofan,fangzaicanzhuoshang,ziguzidiwangshafazouqu:「nichiba,wochulidiangongzuoshangdeshi。」
weihenggongzuoqilaiyouzhongzhuanzhudemirenqizhi。
ketingmingliangdedengguangcongtianhuabanliutangxialai,batalunkuofenmingdecelianzhaodetebiehaokan,lianzaijianpanshangqiaoqiaodadadeshouyexiuzhangyouliluo。
wodingzheta,yishichuleshen。
congxiaoweihengjiushiwomakouzhongbierenjiadexiaohai,zhangdehao,pinxuejianyou,duibiqilai,chengjipingpinghaiaireshishengfeidewo,jianzhijiushifanmianjiaocai。
chengnianzhiqian,wozongshidingzheyitouluanqibazaodeduanfa,dabandexianggenanhaizi,haowuxingbieyishi。
zhidaodaerneinianxiatian,kaoshijieshuhouwoquweihengxuexiaozhaota,zhunbeiyiqihuijia,queyiwaizhuangjiantaheyigepiaoliangnvshengbingjiancongtushuguanchulai。
neinvshengcetoushuozhehua,lianshangdexiaorongwenrouyouhaokan,kanshangquheweihengjianzhishitianzaodishedeyidui。
wolinzhexiangzizhanzailukou,xintouyongshangdeduntongrangwozhouranyishidao——
wodagaikenengyexu,shixihuanshangweihengle。
biyedianlijieshuhou,woxiadingjuexingenweihengbiaobai,huanleduanqungaogenxie,hualezhuang,weilezhuangdan,haiyongjiubazijiguandaobanzui。
jieguotuikaiktvdefangjianmen,jiukandaowuzhongyangshenzitingbadeweiheng,haiyoutashenbianchajishangshuodadesancengdangao,qiangshangguazhehuahuanheliangjingjingdecaidai。
guimiyibajiangwozhuaidaoyibian,jiaojidishuo:「qiaoqiao,nimeigaocuoba?wozenmetingweihengdeshiyouliaotianshuo,tajintianyaozaizheiligentanvshenbiaobaini?」
yishunjian,wodanaoyipiankongbai,xiayishicongrenqunzhongzhaodaoweiheng,zhenghaoduishangtakanguolaidemuguang。
wozuiyanmenglong,tashenqingmoce。
womengdijiuxiangdaogentacongtushuguanchulaidenvsheng,weihengkanjianwoshizongshilengzhelian,yongyuanbuhuiluchuduitaneiyangwenroudexiao。
shuoshiqingmeizhuma,qishitahentaoyanwoba?
wocongguimishoulichouchushou,caizhebutaiwendangdebufawangweihengneibianzou。
xixidexiegenchuozaihoushideditanshang,woyigemeizhanwen,zhijiewangqianshuaiguoqu,baweihengzhenggerenpuzailedangaoshang。
tajingxinshejidebiaobaibeiwogaozale。
yishidaozheiyidian,wocongtashenshangpaqilai,liangundaipadipaole。
zaihoulai,wobagongzuozhaozaiwaidi,fengnianguojieyekeyiduobi,jiuzhendezaiyemeiheweihengjianguomian。
banye,wocongmenglijingxing,dinuankaidetaire,womimihuhudiquchufangzhaoshuihe。
jieguoyingmianjiuzhuangshangweiheng。
tazhengkaozaichujupang,yishouduanzhebeiziheshui,lingyishourouzhetaiyangxue,yanjingbanmizhe,xianranyeshimeishuixingdeyangzi。
yaomingdeshi,tashenshangzhichuanzhezuijibendebuliao,luchudefujixiantiaoqingxi,liangtiaotuiyouzhangyouzhi,hai……
wokandaile,zhidaoweihenghongzhelianfachushengyin:「ni……」
我低下头去——
「啊啊啊!——」
jiuming,dagaishishuizhedeshihoucengkaileshuiyidekouzi,wojiushuoxiongkouzenmeliangliangde。
kunyiyixiazibeiqusan,wojianjiaozhelongjinshuiyi:「duibuqi,wohaiyiweizheishizaiwojia!」
weihengshenqingjiangyingdiceguoshenqu:「……woyewangle,nihaizhuzaiwojia。」
woshoumangjiaoluandikouhaokouzi,zaitaitou,weihengyeyijingchuandaizhengqidizhanzaileketing。
neiyishunjian,wojingranjuedeyouxieyihan。
tazuozaishafashang,beilingluandebeizicuyongzhe,taitouwenwo:「nizenmezheimezaojiuxingle?」
「youdianre,sangzihaiyoudianteng。」woshihuashishuo,「woxiangheshui。」
「自己倒。」
wolianzheguanleliangbeishui,weihengzezhanqishen,zaiqiangbiandekaiguanshanganleliangxia,dandandao:「wobadinuandewendudiaodile,nihewanshuijiuhuiqushuiba。」
「你吃饭了吗?」
weihengnaqizhuoshangdepijiuheleyikou,tanlekouqi:「meiyou,zuihouyidianfanrangnijijiejuele。」
wodangjiaohuibuyi:「zaozhidaojinishengliangkou。」
「……」weihenggengleyixia,chongwobaibaishou,「huiqushuijueba。」
wowangwoshizouleliangbu,youhuiguotou,haixiudishuo:「gege,yaoshishizaibuxing,yekeyichiqiaoqiao。」
「罗,俏,俏。」
zheishengyinliyijingdaizheyayidenuqi,wobuganzaireweiheng,zhuantouliule。
houbanyeshuijue,mengliquanshizhiqianzaichufangkandaodehuamian。
neizhangnianqingdaofangruoshaoniandeqingjunmiankongxia,jingranshibakuaifujidejuemiaoshencai。
menglihaishizaichufang,haishigangcaidehuamian,zhibuguoweihengbingmeiyouduokaiwodemuguang,fanertanranchongwozhangkaishuangbei,wenrouyougurendixiao:「qiaoqiao,laibaoyibao。」
……
xinglaizhihou,wofaxianzijiliubixuele。
nazhijinwuzhebizichongjinxishoujian,youzhuangjianweiheng。
haihaotazhishizaishuaya,shenshangdeyifuyechuandezhengzhengqiqi,buranwoyouyaodabaoyan……bushi,youyaohaixiule。
weihengwangpangbianranglerang,jiwotenglegedifangchulai。
wozaiyongdongdeshuiliuzhongchongxixueji,tingjiantaqinglengdeshengyinwenwo:「wobadinuanwendudiaodile,youkailejiashiqi,haire?」
gaizenmeshuo?nandaogaosutashiyinweiwozuomeng,mengdaoleta?
wohanhuqici:「yebushiba……」
anjingleliangmiao,wogangzhiqishen,erpanhuranzaiduchuanlaiweihengdesangyin:「luoqiaoqiao,nishibushizuoleshenmebugaizuodemeng?」
womengditaiqiyan,congjingzilikandaoweihengcouzaiwoerbian,jinzaizhichidejuli,chunbiangouzheyimosixiaofeixiaodehudu。
zhayikan,jiuhaoxiangyiduigangqichuang,shuageyahaibuwangniwaidexiaoqinglv。
tingyiting,luoqiaoqiao,shouqinidefeifenzhixiang!
woqiangzhuangzhending,wangpangbiannuoleyibu,zhuanyihuati:「zaoshangchishenme?」
「dengwuyesongcaishanglaiba。」weihengyouhuifuleguanchanglengdandebiaoqing,「jialixianzaishenmechidedoumeiyou,zhiyoujiu。」
「dannizuowanjiushenmedoumeichi。」
woshifendanxinweihengdeshenti,sikaolehaoyihuier,huranfuzhixinling,「weiheng,wozuotianlinguolaidenianhuoni?」
womazhenshiwoqinma,tarangwolinguolailezhengzhengliangdaxiangnianhuo,quanshichide。
wobaozhexiangzi,zuijiaoliuxialegandongdeleishui。
zhongwuchiguofan,wuyedegongzuorenyuanzongsuanlaile,chulelinlaiyidoushucaizhiwai,haiyouyigejudadezhixiang。
「zheishixiaoqufafangdeshucai,haiyourenyongpaotuijinimensongguolaidedongxi。」
zuowanhesuan,weihengbangwoyiqizhenglidongxi,tacongxiangzililinqiyitiaoqunzi:「zheishishenme?」
chunheise,youruanyoubodebuliao,diaodaishanghaiyouximideleisihuabian。
zheibujiushiwomaideneitiaozhensishuiqun??
wozhenggerenjiangzaineili,bozidoubuganzhuan,yanzhengzhengkanzheweihengdouledou,congqunzilidiaochuyigehezi,haiyouyizhangzhitiao。
tabaneizhitiaojianqilai,mantiaosilidinian:「qiaoqiao,zhuyianquan。」
「……」
妈,你真是我亲妈。
wozaiqiangguozhitiaoxiaohuizuizhenghedangchangzhuanghunmizhizhongyouyulepianke,zuihoujuedingzhanjuzhudongquan:「womahaotitie,yaobuwomenzhaogejihui,shiyishi?」
guoran,yidanwobuyaolianqilai,weihengjiuxiandechunqingle。