第一章

bangwan,tangmeiyaolaijialichifan,jushuohaidaizhetazuijinxinjiaodenanpengyou。

womazuoleyizhuozihaocai,zuiliyigejingchaowoniantaozhe:「nikankan,nimeidouyounanpengyoule,nishenmeshihounengjiwozhengzhengqi?nimanianjiyedale,yihou。……wojiuzhidao,yidinghuichedaowoshenshang。

[ma,ninzheimenianqingzenmehuilaoni?]wozhuangdeguaiqiao,wanzhutayizhensajiao,xiangbazheichafuyanguoqu,yagenmeifangxinshang,bijingzuoerjinyouerchuyizhishiwodebenshi。

yihuierkeyaohaohaokankan,baililizheijiahuodaodishizhaolegeshenmeyangdenanpengyou,jingranpobujidaidaijialixianbai!

「叮咚——」

wojihushipobujidaidechongqukailemen。

kekanjianmenkouzhanzhederen,woxiaobuchulaile。

tangmeibaililiyishenbaiqunzi,toufatangdeweijuan,kanqilaijiqingchunyoukeai。

dantashenpangdeneiwei,yishenzhengshidexifu,shoulitizheshangmenliwu,yongzhewoshuxibuyideshengyinjiwodaleshengzhaohu:[fangtong。]

wolegequ,tangmeidaihuilaidejingranshiwoqiannanyouwangyang?

baililihewangyangjinlemen,woyijingmeilegangcaidexinqing,suikouzhaohuleyisheng,bianpaoquchufangduozhe。

wogenwangyangzaiyiqiyinian,wozhudongzhuideta,yuanyinshidasanneinianwogaozadaoshidexuanti,duozaitushuguanyigerenku。

shitafaxianlewo,bingqieguliwozhongxinkaishi,wocainengpinganduguoneiciqimokao。

zhihouwoguqiyongqibiaobai,tazhidandandishuoleyiju:「shishiba。」weilezheijuhua,gentazaiyiqidezheiyinianwozuolehenduonuli,jiuxianghuanyiju:[tongtong,zuoninanpengyouzhenxingfu,wohaoxihuanni。」

erbushimanhuaixiwangzaibaoyutianqilishashadengletasangexiaoshi:「wojintianbuhuisushe。」neitianshiwodeshengri。

他不记得。

dangtianwoduizheyijingchedihuadiaodeshengridangao,xuleyigeyuanwang:「yuanwomengezianhao。」

fenshou,lahei,yiqieshuidaoqucheng。

hewangyangzaiyiqishi,wojihujiushigetiangou,youhuaqianyouchulideduirenjiahao,ketilejiciyaodaitahuilaijianfumutadoubuken。

yuanlaitazhishidanchundebuxihuanwo。

zheibuhaishigenwotangmeihuilaile?

kezheitamacaigenwofenshoubudaoyizhoua!

worenbuzhuananbaocukou,nucongxinqi,momingjuedeyizhenexin。

womazaiwaimianzhaohuleyihuier,jinlaixiangganwochuqu:「niqupeitamenshuoshuohua,wozheitangkuaihaole,chaocainibuhuinong。

wokuzheyizhanglian:wohui……

danhaishibeiwuqingdetuilechuqu。

neierweizhengduanzuozaishafashang,jianwochulaile,bailililimapaoguolaiwanzhuwodeshoubei:「jie,nikeqianwanbiejieyia,zhiqianmeigennishuo……

womeishenmebiaoqing,dandandesaolewangyangyiyan:「wusuowei。」

wozaojiukanchubaililiduiwangyangyouyisile,zhishimeixiangdaotamenzhennengzheimekuaijiuzaiyiqi。

wangyangyezaojiuyouxiangfaleba?

suoyicaiyihewofenkaijiumangbudiequzhaota?

呸,臭渣男!

woyuexiangyueqi,liansegenglenglexialai。

wangyangminleminchun,sihuxiangshuoxieshenme,danshizhongmeikaikou。

wogeyingdebuxing,keshenbianbaililiyigejingchaowosazhejiao。

嚯。

zheishizutuanlaiexinwode?