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xielaoyezideshufangnei，yipaiguseguxiangdesumuqifenzhong，duyouyigebuhexiedeshengyin。
“ba——ninkankanwozheilian！”
xiejunzuozaishufangzhengzhongjiandedibanshang，kuhanzhedagunsapo。
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xiejunshuozheshuozhe，youweiqudikuqilai。
“laoerxifu，shizheiyangma？”
“……shi，dongshizhang。woyemeixiangdaodasaotajuranhuiyongpidaidaajun。neipidaishangdegouzihezhenside，zhijiejiuguadiaoleajunzuijiaoyikuairou。”
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“wobuguan，fanzhengnindeweiwozuozhu！ninyaoshibubaneinvdeganchuqu，woyihoujiubuhuilai——”
“放肆！”
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shuocaocao，caocaodao，zhengzaizheishi，shufangdemenbeiqiaolesanxia。
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zaitaitou，shennianzhukanxiangzuozaizijizhengduimiandexielaoyezi。
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guoranbushiyibanren，shennianzhudingledingshen，zoushangqianbubeibukangdiditoudao：
“dongshizhang，ninzhaowo。”
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“laodaxifu，niweishenmedalaosan。”
“yinweitagaida。”shennianzhulijidadao。
tadezheigehuidahedeyipangdeliutezhudaoxileyikouliangqi，tagenzhelaoyezijishinianle，haishidiyicijiandaodanzizheimedade。
“你说什么？”
guoran，xielaoyezilikedonglenu，shuohuadeshengyindoutaigaolejidu。xiejunjianzhuangrenbuzhuxiaoqilai，qiaoxinyunyexingzailehuodiwanqilezuijiao。
“woshuo，laosantagaida。”
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zhidaozheishi，xielaoyezicaizhongyuzhengyanlaikanshennianzhudelian。
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“neinidaoshuoshuotagaidadeliyou。”
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“dongshizhangketingshuoguoyijuhua？”
xielaoyezitiaoletiaomei：“shenme？”
“zibujiao，fuzhiguo。”
shennianzhucihuayichu，jiulianyuanbenzaixingzailehuodexiejundourenbuzhutaitoujingkongdikanxiangta。
zheinvdeshidaleerzihaiyaomalaozia！