第4章

shuoba,wozaizhongrenzhenjingdemuguangzhongwuzhelianpaolequchuqu。

buwulian,wohaizhenpatamenkanjianwobiebuzhudexiao。

lianroujile,jibazhanghenhenpaizaijiangyanlianshang。

「你清醒一点啊!」

「呕!」

outuwudesuanchouweipiaolaishi,lianroudejianjiaochuandawoermo。

wohuitou,zhijianjiangyanhualalaquantuzailianroudexiongkou,neiweiergenyongzuilaleside。

zhenexin,woganmangshouhuishixian,zuanjinjiudiandatangqiandengdaidebaomucheli。

「走!回家!」

「duile,shunbianpairendaochengdongneitaogongyulizhuanggejiankong。」

……

lijiadenghuotongming,bamadouzuozaishafashangdengwo。

「jintianbuyongbaobiaobang,zijijiuhuilaile?」

babakouzhongyanli,zuijiaoqueweiweishangyang。

mamaganjinqishenbangwowenyangshengtang。

「bushibabashuoni,nineipengyoutiantianwenniyaozheiyaoneide,yikanjiushibieyouyongxin。

「jiangyansuishuoshiwomenkanzhezhangdade,dantagentaneiruzhuijiangjiahoubajiajibaidejingguangdebayigedexing,niyebieduitataishangxinle。」

shangyishi,yinweijiangyandongbudongjiuweiqudishuowobamaqiaobushangta,lianrouyoupangqiaocejishuowojialiguandetaiyan,wohetamennaodehenjiang。

xinhunyehou,lianrounazheqinzijiandingshangmen,kudelihuadaiyushuozijicaishitamendenver。

kemingmingwozhangdeneimexiangmama,piqiyousuibaba,tamenzenmeyebukenxin。

huanleshijijiajigoujiandinghou,caihanleijieshouzheigeshishi。

suiranwobuzaishilijiaren,tamenhaishitoutoujiwoliuleyidabizichan。

wobenlaikaozhezheibiqianchuangye,zhuandepenmanboman。

queturanyouyitianbiandetounaochihuan,shangdangzhihoukuidexuebenwugui。

fandaoshilianrou,yilugaogemengjin。

wosihou,shibamabuguwaijiedefengyanfengyu,jiangwotimianxiazang。

mamayiyezhijianzhangchubaifa,babaxixincashimubeideshoudouzaizhandou。

buguquanzu,yinlangrushi,shiwoduibuqitamen。

wobudongshengsedimolebayanlei,zuodaobabashenbiansajiao:

「zhidaolababa,wohuilitamenyuanxiede。」

「youpianbaba,zuotianbushibibabajijiangjiazhuzi?」

差点把这茬忘了。

wonaonaotoudaoqian,ganjinrangbabachezi。

shunbianbasongjilianrouyiyueshiwanedudefukatingdiao。

yibianhemamabaodetangshi,shoujitishiyinxiangqi。

shiganggangquchengdonggongyuzhuangdejiankonghoutaitixing。

zhiqianlianroushuoxuexiaoshiyoupaijitazheigepinkunsheng,wobiandashouyihuirangtazhulejinqu。

jiankongli,lianrouyishenzangwu,fuzhemamalieliedejiangyankaimenjinwu。

「tamade,nijintianrelizinianganshenme?yankanzhewomendejihuajiuyaochenggongle,feizhengzheimeyichu!」

黎安柔讪讪道:

「tachuanershibawandexiezi,jiusongwowuwande,wozheibushibuganxinma,xianzaizenmebana。」

jiangyanxianqidituiletayiba,dalalatangdaoshafashang。

「muguangduanqian!dengwohetajiehun,wanchengxitongderenwushuidaota,nijiushilijiadaxiaojiele,bieshuoershibawan,liangqianbabaiwanyebuzaihuaxia。」

lianrouyanlishanguoyisitanlan,youhenkuaibiandeweiqu:

「jiuyidingyaojiehun,meiyouqitabanfama?」

「womenguanzuitaneimeduocidoumeichenggong,zhiyoujiehuncaiyoujihuihetatongfang,nijiubiechicule,wozheihaibudoushiweileni。」

tazhuandongzhejingguiwanbiao,yuqilijinshiaoman:

「lizinianzuirongyikuijiu,mingtiannijiushuobeishangdaolezizun,wojiazhuanghedaoweichuxuezhuyuan,daoshihoutapidianpidianjiulaihongzanmenle。」

neitazhenshixiangduole,yinweicike,errenbuyueertongshoudaochezihetingkadexiaoxi。

「lizinianbawodekatingle?!」

「shenme?jiangshiquanpanchezi?!」