第1章
“jiangsuihuan，fuqiyichang，woxiwangniyidajuweizhong。”
“xiaolingyiweijinchaolixiahuguozhigong，jijiangrongshengnvhouzhiwei。”
“erni，zhishishenfenbeiweideshanghunv，peibushangtaizifeizheigaoguidetouxian。”
“suoyizhengqideweizhi，nibixugerang。”
shuohuadenanzinianqingjunmei，huapaojiashen，zhoushenbengfazhezunguideqizhi。
fangjianbuzhidejianpoyazhi，luneitanxiangniaoniaoshengyan。
duanzuoyushuanqiandenvziduinanrensuoyanchongerbuwen。
tashouzhihaozhui，yibiyihuazaixuanzhishangshuxiezhedizangjingjingwen。
xiguanzhixiacaifaxiantarongmaojuemei，qizhijiaoruo，rutongyipengjisuideshangdengciqi。
liangpangbinvzhuchadezhucha，momodemomo，duinanrendecunzaishierbujian。
zhuojiaochuquanzheyizhitongtixuebaidebosimao，jingchuxizheyizhimaozhuazhuangdejinlingdang。
tatuanchenggeyuanqiu，dazheweihan，shuidezhengxiang。
jianwuneizhongrenbuliziji，qinhuaijingmeitoujinlian，shuohuadeshengyinyebagaolejidu。
“jiangsuihuan，niyoumeiyoujiangwosuoyantingruernei？”
huiyingtade，yijiushimanshijingmo。
zhiyouneimaoerzhengkaishuangmou，meihaoqidichongtamiaowuyisheng，yibiaodaqingmengbeiraodebuman。
简直滑天下之大稽！
taqinhuaijingshiyaozuotaizideren，quebeishenfendiweideqizizheibanmoshi。
lianneizhixiaochushengdouganjitaliansekan。
岂能容忍？
pishoubianyaoduoxiatashouzhongdebixianglilunjiju。
jiangsuihuanquezaizheishitingzhilexiezidedongzuo，yinweidizangjingdejingwenyijingbeitayizibuluodeshuxiewanbi。
binvjiuercongtashouzhongjieguohaozhui，fangrubaiyubixizhongrenzhenqingxi。
binvarenfengshangyifangjinguoshuidechunbaisipa。
jiangsuihuanjieguo，zitaixianshidicazhezhangxinbingbucunzaidemowu。
yanjietaiqishi，mouzhongbengchuyisilingli。
xuyu，youshoulianfengmang，naqizhuoshangyichuanfozhu，zhiyuzhijianchuqingqingpanzhe。
fozhuheirunyouliang，xiangqisiyi。
dongmendaoderen，yiyanbianrenchuzheixiefozhuyongdeshizuishangdengdechenxiangqinan。
qibeihoujiazhiwukeguliang。
“chaojingshizuijifenxinfenshen，nifangcaishuoleshenmewomeitingqing，zaishuoyibian！”
xixidesangyinruannuoshigu，quedaizheburongrenkangjudeqiangshi。
qinhuaijinghenyouyizhongzunyanbeijiantadechirugan。
tashichaotingneidingdetaizi，weilaidejiuwuzhizun，qinengzaixiaonvzimianqianshileweixin。
“bubichuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu，fangcaisuoyan，woxiangxinniyizibuloudetingdaole。”
“bieguaiwobugufuqiqingfen，neigeweizhinijiayubuzhu。”
“xiaolingyizhangonghehe，bixiayirangqintianjianxuandingjiri，weitajubanfenghoudadian。”
“woyaozaitafenghouzhiqian，yizhengqideshenfenfengfengguangguangqutarumen。”
qinhuaijingbingbujuedezijiyanxingguofen。
tayujiangsuihuanxiangshiyuweishi。
neishitazhishijiadaozhongluodehuangshizongqin，moshuogaopantaizizhiwei，jingongmianshengyebugouzige。
yujiangsuihuanchengqindangrijiedaodiaoren，fengmingqutaixushanweijiaofeihuan。
yinbiaoxianyouyibeishangfengtiba，bingzaijunyingzhongyunvbannanzhuangdexiaolingyibingjianzuozhan。
shengsiguantou，beiduifangshucishemingxiangjiu。
zheiyangzhongqingzhongyidenvzi，qishijiangsuihuanzheizhonghouzhaifurenyouzigebide。
chulezhanyouqing，xiaolingyiyeshitarenshengzhongdeyikefuxing。
dangjinshengshangxixiawuzi，bujiuqianhaibeitaiyiquezhenshenhuanzhongji。
weilejiangshanhoujiyouren，biancongzongshizidizhongtiaoxuanhuangchurenxuan。
qiafengqinhuaijinghexiaolingyiduikangruqinjinchaodenanchudajun。
jingguoshuyuelachezhan，jiangnanchushiwantieqibituibianjing，yerangzhangqibaoshouzhanshizhikudedajindedaolechuanxi。
jiuzheiyang，hongyundangtoudeqinhuaijingrulebixiadeqingyan。
tajianxinzheisuoyoudexingyun，doushixiaolingyijitadailaide。
rucichuseyouyaoyandenvzi，bixuxunuotazhengqizhiwei。
tiaogaomeitou，jiangsuihuansixiaofeixiaodiwen：“shuolezheimeduoyoudemeide，burujiangchunizuizhongdesuqiu。”
秦淮景也不废话。
“zhiyaonidongshiyixie，rangchuzhengqideweizhizibianweiqie，wozihuizaiqinjiajiniliuyixizhidi。”
zhengzaiqingximaobidejiuerchixiaoyisheng。
“deyuwangquanzheisigezikezhenshirangjiangjunyanyidelinlijinzhi。”
“dahundangrijiangqizidiuqihouzhaibuwenbuwen，jiangjinliangniandeshijianli，niweijinguoyirifujunzhize，wojia**quedaitiniliuzaiqinjiajinzhongjinxiao。”
“laofuren，biaofuren，biao**，baokuofuzhongyizhongpuren，nagemeideguo**zhaofu。”
“qinjiazaimeiluoshihainengguoshangchuanjindaiyindefuguishenghuo，sheiganshuobushiwojia**degonglao。”
“benyiweijiangjunqingyunzhishang，**yenengqipingfugui，kujinganlai。”
“sheiliaoniyikaikoujiubianqiweiqie，haiyaojianglingyigenvzifushangzhengqizhiwei。”
“hezhewojia**dezhenxin，daotoulaidouweilegoubei。”
qinhuaijingmeixiangdaoyigenucaiyeganshengtaoziji，dangjibianlelian。
“dadan，nishenmeshenfen，ganzaizhuzimianqianzheibanxiaozhang？”
jiuerlengxiao，“zhengyimianqianwuguijian。”
秦淮景怒视姜岁欢。
“nijiuyouzhezheinucaihuyanluanyu？”
shounianfozhudejiangsuihuanxiaofududidalegeheqian，shenseyoudianbunaifan。
“jiuerzhishichenshushishi，nijishenme？”
“你......”
huilehuishou，jiangsuihuanbuxiangzaiduoshuoyijufeihua。
“haole，nidesuqiuwoyishoudao，meibiedeshijiuxianhuiba。”
“youdiankun，wuxiuyihuier。aren，jiuer，qinggechang。”
秦淮景越来越恼。
“jiangsuihuan，taobixianshimeiyouyiyi。”
jiexialaidehua，beilianggebinvdanglehuiqu。
“jirangaishuodehuayijingshuowan，jiangjunhaozoubusong。”
qinhuaijingqikenqingyilikai，“nishibushiyiweiwozaiyunikaiwanxiao？”
jiangsuihuanjiangbaimaobaoruhuaizhong，zaitaxiabashangqingroujixia。
“suoyinifangcaizhiyanjieshiwanxiao？”
qinhuaijing：“dangranbushi。”
jiangsuihuan：“jirannimeikaiwanxiao，pingshenmeyiweiwojuedenizaikaiwanxiao？”
qinhuaijing：“suoyinideyisi？”
jiangsuihuan：“womeiyisi。”
qinhuaijingyiweijiangsuihuantuoxiele，anansongleyikouqi。
“shiqujiuhao，wosulaibuxilinbuqingdenvren。zhiyaotingcongwodeanpai，zihuijinianshenzhisuo。”
jiangsuihuanwanweiyixiao，“neijiuxiexielou。”
taxiaoqilaideshihoumeiyanwanwan，yuhuaizhongdemaoeryiyangjiaoqiyoutaoxi。
qinhuaijinghuranduiyanqianzheinvziqilejifendaliangdexinsi。
shuyueweijian，jiyizhongwenrunguayandexiaoqizi，fangfobicongqiangengjiaduorenyanmou。
yaozhixianxi，jifucibai，dadadeyanjingliyunzangzhererenlianaidetianzhenyumengdong。
yanweichuguazheyimoyourendeyanhong，rangrenshengchuyizhongnanyideqingyu。
zheiyangjiaoruoyisuidenvzi，guorangengshiherengzaichuangdixiewan。