第四章

womendehuachehetianqimendefeichuanjihushitongyishijiantingxia。

liangxiangbijiaoxia,duibimingxian。

womenzhangmenlaotoulvxianchuchang,tachuanzhexindingzhidebaisezhangpao,houbeiyinkezheyouwoshejidexiangyun

tuanlogo,gongzheshou,xiaodefangfokailedierchun:

[buhaoyisia,wopachidao,suoyikaidekuailexie,moyaojianguai,moyaojianguai。」

玄苍长老:「.…」

womenganglumian,dixiadexiushijiuyizhensaodong。

tamenzhenjingdidingzhewomenshenshangdefapao,jihuyuwulunci:

「zhei,tamenchuandezheifapao,shibushiyongtiancansizhijiudea?」

[wojidezheige,zuoriwoqulinglonggeshi,tamenneizuilihaidelianqishizhengzaijizhifulirongfu

wen,zuodejiushizheitaozhifu,wodangshihaigankaishinajiazongmenrucidashoubi。」

「nimenqiaozheizhifushang,yinyuehaiyouguanghualiuzhuan,limianyingdangyoushufajiachi,zezeze,zhenhaoheng

啊!]

[haiyouzheihuache,bushilinglonggedezhendianzhibaoma?zenmeyenachulaile?」

「nandaozhiyouwoguanzhu,zheimedashoubidezongmenjingranshipiaomiaozongma?tamenzongmenbushiqiongdejidou

养不起了?!」

wotingzhetamendejingtan,mianwubiaoqingdifulefushenshangdefapao,shenshenyinzanggongyuming。

sanriqian,woheershixiongyitongqulinglonggeyaoqiutamenzuiniubidelianqishijiwomenzuozhifu。

dangshichadianjiubeihongchulaile。

kedangwotaochuwukuailingjinghou,yiqiedoubuyiyangle。

bujinxiuweiqingjiedelianqishiqinzijiedailewomen,shenzhihaizhudongtichuyaojiangzheisouhuachejiejiwomen

装逼。

yeshineishi,wocaizhidao,lingjingyuxiushieryan,bujinshijiaoyidehuobi,gengshitishengxiuweidehao

材料。

yikuailingjing,ruolunjiage,jiushiyibaiwanlingshi,ruolunjiazhi,yuedengyuyijianlvjiedefaqi。

shuoba,ershixionghaiyuzhongxinzhangdipailepaiwo:

「xiaoshimei,xiacibiezheimerenxingle,zanyouqianyeyaoshengzhehua。」

我:「.……」

gaizenmegaosuta,woyouyizuolingjingkuang,zheiyangdelingjing,woduodaojibeizidouyongbuwan。