womendehuachehetianqimendefeichuanjihushitongyishijiantingxia。
liangxiangbijiaoxia,duibimingxian。
womenzhangmenlaotoulvxianchuchang,tachuanzhexindingzhidebaisezhangpao,houbeiyinkezheyouwoshejidexiangyun
tuanlogo,gongzheshou,xiaodefangfokailedierchun:
[buhaoyisia,wopachidao,suoyikaidekuailexie,moyaojianguai,moyaojianguai。」
玄苍长老:「.…」
womenganglumian,dixiadexiushijiuyizhensaodong。
tamenzhenjingdidingzhewomenshenshangdefapao,jihuyuwulunci:
「zhei,tamenchuandezheifapao,shibushiyongtiancansizhijiudea?」
[wojidezheige,zuoriwoqulinglonggeshi,tamenneizuilihaidelianqishizhengzaijizhifulirongfu
wen,zuodejiushizheitaozhifu,wodangshihaigankaishinajiazongmenrucidashoubi。」
「nimenqiaozheizhifushang,yinyuehaiyouguanghualiuzhuan,limianyingdangyoushufajiachi,zezeze,zhenhaoheng
啊!]
[haiyouzheihuache,bushilinglonggedezhendianzhibaoma?zenmeyenachulaile?」
「nandaozhiyouwoguanzhu,zheimedashoubidezongmenjingranshipiaomiaozongma?tamenzongmenbushiqiongdejidou
养不起了?!」
wotingzhetamendejingtan,mianwubiaoqingdifulefushenshangdefapao,shenshenyinzanggongyuming。
sanriqian,woheershixiongyitongqulinglonggeyaoqiutamenzuiniubidelianqishijiwomenzuozhifu。
dangshichadianjiubeihongchulaile。
kedangwotaochuwukuailingjinghou,yiqiedoubuyiyangle。
bujinxiuweiqingjiedelianqishiqinzijiedailewomen,shenzhihaizhudongtichuyaojiangzheisouhuachejiejiwomen
装逼。
yeshineishi,wocaizhidao,lingjingyuxiushieryan,bujinshijiaoyidehuobi,gengshitishengxiuweidehao
材料。
yikuailingjing,ruolunjiage,jiushiyibaiwanlingshi,ruolunjiazhi,yuedengyuyijianlvjiedefaqi。
shuoba,ershixionghaiyuzhongxinzhangdipailepaiwo:
「xiaoshimei,xiacibiezheimerenxingle,zanyouqianyeyaoshengzhehua。」
我:「.……」
gaizenmegaosuta,woyouyizuolingjingkuang,zheiyangdelingjing,woduodaojibeizidouyongbuwan。