第三章 身上的穷酸味

tangtangjianghonghuahuaderuanmeibichuaijindouli,xinlineijiaoyigemeizizia!

tadangxiaoshouyilai,conglaibukenfangguorenheyigerangzijizhuanqiandejihui,zheicairangzijiguoshanglefengyizushideshenghuo。

而在这里。

guirenzhenshibiandiyoua,haishineizhongbubaqiandangqiandesaqianguiren。

tangtangdangjijueding,yidingyaohaohaobaozhuyelanlandedatui!

“asong,nizenmelaile?”huangfuxuanchusheng,tazhongyushedecongneiliangzhansunzixingcheshangnuokai,kanxiangbuzhiheshizhanzaidaolubiandeshaonianshenshang。

dunshi,suoyourendemuguangjujizaiyiweishencaigaodaxiaoshou,daizheheikuangyanjing,weiweiguozhangdeliuhaizhezhuleyanjingdeshaonianshenshang。

tangtangpingjiezijiminruidedongchali,dangjizuochulepanduan。

又是一位死装哥。

“ng,tingshuonichulechehuo,ziranyaolaiguanxinni。”yisongshanshanyixiao。

yelanlanqinghengyisheng,daizhediansajiaodeyiwei,“nilaidetaichile,wodouyijingbanghuangfugegejiejuele。”

yisongdiandiantou,mianwubiaoqingdeshuodao,“neijiuhao。”

tazhuanshenjiuyaozou,danshitouquejiangyingdemeiyouzhuanguoqu,rengranmianduizhetamen。

chuyuyigejiqiguiyiyoukongbudezishi。

tangtanghoutuiliangbu,buyoudejiangzijidekuyaolajin,kaishihuaiyizheigeshijiedejuqing。

shuohaodemalisuxiaoyuanwenni?zenmehaiyousangshibianyi?

zhengdangtangtangyouyuyaobuyaolazheyelanlantaopaodeshihou,yisongjiangzijideshenziyouzhuanlehuilai。

chengxianyizhongjiqibuziranyoubuqingyuandeganjue。

fangfoshentihenaodaibingbushiyoutatongyizhudao。

“tingshuonizhuangleyigenvsheng,zaojiuzaiwomenxuexiaodeluntanzhakaiguole。”yisongchezhezuijiaoxiao,xiaodejiqideguiyijiangying。

huangfuxuandanranyixiao,“buguoshigechushengniudubupahudexiaogaoyang,kandaowoziranhedebuhuizoulule。”

yelanlanmanyanshanxingxing,“duiyaduiya,huangfugegejiushilihai。”

yisongmianwubiaoqing,suihouyiziyidundebaofachuxiaosheng。

“ha、ha、ha、ha。”

tangtangxinlimomobazheigerenhuafenweijingshenbingruozhifuerdainanpeixilie。

buguotazongjuedeyanqianzheigenanshengyanditouluzheyigu……

浓浓的绝望。

难道是她的错觉吗?

buguoyisongjiexialaidecaozuo,zhijierangtangtangdaoxileyikouliangqi。

tayouzhangkoushuodao,“neiyinggaishibeinishuaidezoubudongdaoleba,yaobushiyinweiwoshinansheng,wodouyaoaishangnile。”

yisongrutongjiqirenyibankaikou,suizhihuanhuanshenchuyoushou。

默默的竖起了中指。

tangtangdengdaleshuangyan!duomeshuxidelimaoshoushia,kandetaxinqingpengpai,yanleiwangwanga!

yisonghaizaijiezheshuo,“bijinghuangfugongsikeshisshideshangyediguo,xuexiaokedoushihuangfuyeyejuanzengjianzhu,sheikandaonibudebaizainidexizhuangkuxia。”

huangfuxuangouqilezuichun,“haoleasong,womenzhijianjiubuyongshuozheixiele。”

“buguoneigenvshenghebierenbuyiyang。”huangfuxuanyanshenweimi,touluchuwannongdeyiwei,“tahenshitebie。”

yelanlanyouxieshengqidedunang,“huangfugegenizaishuoshenmeni?shenmetebiebutebie?”

huangfuxuansuiyidebaibaishou,“meishenme,haowanbale。”

tazaicichengzuozijidelanbojini,liuxiayituanweiqi。

yelanlankanzhehuangfuxuanzouleyemeilexiaomimeideyangzi,jiangshoulidemingpaibaozhijierengdaotangtangdehuaili。

“zhanzheimejiuzhenshileisiwole,huiqinshiba。”

tangtangshunjianhuashenlinbaoxiaomeigenzaiyelanlandeshenhou,yanshenqueyizhidingzheyisong。

yisongsihuzaihuangfuxuanzoulezhihou,yikouqicaichuanhuilai。

liangrenshixianxiangpeng,tangtangmeifeisewu,qitucongyisongdeyanshenzhongduchutongxiangrendeqixi。

danshiyisongsihuyagenmeiyoudongyanqianzheigeshaonvzaiganshenme?

跳眉毛舞吗?

tajiuzheiyangjuejuedezhuantouliqu。

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yelanlanyilushangdouzaidigu,“nijuedehuangfugegeweishenmeburangneigenvshengpeiqiana?”

tangtangtizhebaorenzhenhuida,“huangfushaoyerenshuaixinshan,buxiangqifuruoxiao,zheiyeshininxihuantadeyuanyina。”

“ng。”yelanlanrenkedediantou,duitangtangdehuidahenshimanyi。

“neinijuedewomen……”

“banpei!”tangtangyonglidetuchuzheilianggezi,zuoweidagongrendetazuihuichuaimolaobandexinsile。

zheibu,yijingkaishiqiangdale。

“ye**ninzhangdeshiqingguoqingchengmeiyanjueluna,fangyanluochengdaxue,sheinengheniderongmaoxiangbijiaoni?”tangtangshuodekangkaijiang,“budui!yagenjiumeirennenghenibijiao!”

“huangfushaoyejiubuyongshuole,heninjianzhitianshengyiduia。”

tangtanghongdeyelanlanxiaoyanmimi,xixiaoyankai。

tajuezhezuiyilianaojiaodediantou,“nishuodemeicuo。”

taxianzaiyijingyoudianrenkezheigecongxiangxialaidexiaotubaozile,suiranpinweihencha,danshirenhenchengshi。

压根就不说假话啊。

她就需要这样的人。

yelanlanpieletangtangyiyan,“nijiaoshenmemingzilaizhe。”

“wojiaotangtang。”tangtangyilianchanmeideshuodao。

yelanlanqingngleyisheng,lushangzaiyemeiyouwenduoyudefeihua。

tangtangziranyebuxiangchusheng,takeshijingzhidejinqianzhuyizhe,bubaojinbideshihou,tadouhuiananjingjingdedaizhe。

zuoyigeanfenshoujiqiehegedelurenjia。

zoudaoqinshimenkou,tangtangzijuedetuikaimen,qinshiliyijingzhanzhelianggenvsheng,zhengzaishoushizijidechuangpu。

qizhongyouyizhangmiankonggewaidemianshu。

“nimenhao,woshixiaqiao,nimendexinshiyou。”xiaqiaolimaodeduitamenweixiao,“duile,zheishimurourou,womenganggangyijingshuxileyixiele。”

唐糖觉得天都塌了。

nvzhuheedunvpeifenzaiyigeqinshi。

tianshadezuozhenizenmexiangde!

yelanlandaoshipingjing,duiyumurouroudechuxianyemeiyousihaodeqingxubodong。

dagaishilushangtingletangtangdexinaopengsha,yagenmeijiangmurouroufangzaiyanli。

tangtangyelimaodehuiyingxiaqiao,“wojiaotangtang,yihouduozhijiao。”

xiaqiaoyouwangxiangyelanlan,qidaizhetadehuiying。

yelanlantouyebuhuidepashangchuang,qingpiaopiaodeshuochuzijidemingzi。

“duile,womenyijinlaijiukanjianchuangpushangyouxindechuangshangyongpinzai,zheishixuexiaotongyifafangdema?xuexiaoyetaihaole!”xiaqiaodeyuqihenhuopo,manmandoushiduidaxueshenghuodeqidai。

murourouyizhibeiguoshenzhengli,kanbuqingtalianshangshenmebiaoqing。

yelanlanyilianmanbujingxin,“zheishiworangguanjiasonglaide,wowenbuguannimenshenshangdeqiongsuanwei。”