第一章
dahunqianxi，yanzichongdezhibaiyueguangbeiqiangquhou。
buguzhongrendequanzu，yiranjuerandehezhenbeihoushiziqiangqin。
火速拜了堂入洞房。
yiyezhijian，wojiacongjingchengmingliubianchenglejingchengxiaohua。
suoyourendouzaicaicewoshiliezhexingziqunao。
haishiruanshiziyigenbailingfusi。
quebuliaodierri，huanghouniangniangbianzhaoworugong。
wenwoshifouyuanyijiajitaizichongxi。
......
“我愿意。”
huanghouyizheng，xushimeiliaodaowojingranhuizhijietongyichongxizheibanhuangmoudeshi。
haobanshangcaihuiguoshenlai，youxiebuquedingdeyouwenlebian。
“你真愿意？”
“shi，chennvyuanyiweitaizidianxiachongxi。”
woguixiajitaxinglegedali。
huanghoulianmangshangqianjiangwofuqi，meimujianjinshimanyi。
“haohaizi，bengongzuozhu，rihoumeiyounidetongyi，taiziwanbukequcefeinaqie。”
huanghouweileburangbierenshuowoxianhua，haiteyiquxianghuangditaoledaoshengzhi。
woganghuidaoyuanzi，haimeilaidejixiuxi。
bianjianyanzichongjingzhichuanglejinlai。
wolianserouyankejiandechouleqilai。
“yangongzizheigangchengqin，bupeizhexinniangzi，zenmeyoukongchuangbierensiyuan。”
yanzichonglianshangxiaorongyijiang，queyiweiwoshizaichicu，dunshixixiaoyankai：
“ningzhi，zhenbeihoushizichangnianliulianqinglou，xingqingcanbao，yaoyaozheibanjiaoruo，ruhenengzaitashouxiaguohuo。”
“wobunengkanzhetaqusongsi。”
suoyijiunengrangwozailiuyanfeiyudetuomozhongyansi？
woduitadeqingyichedixiaohaodaijin。
genghekuangyijingdayinglehuanghou，buxiangzaiheyanzichongjiuchanbuqingle。
“yangongziqinghuiba，yanfushiwogaopanbuqile。”
yanzichongzhoulezhoumei，yiweiwozaishuaxiaoxingzi，naixintaohao：
“ningzhi，jibianwoquleta，niyeyijiunengjiaguolai，suiranmingyishangshiqie，kewohuijiniqiziyingyoudedaiyu。”
“jianglaiwomendehaizi，yekeyijizuodichu。”
他还真可笑。
bawodehaizijizaibierenmingxiawohaideganendaidele？
genghekuangwoshibeijiaweiyideda**，shifumudezhangshangmingzhu。
jiyigejiashilianwodouburuderenzuoqie？
他还真是敢想！
“yanzichong，congjinwanghou，womenliangjiahunyuezuoba。”
“niqunidejiaoqi，wojiawodexianfu，congcigebuxianggan。”
jianwozaisanjujue，yanzichongmianshangguabuzhu，youxienaodao：
“nizenzheibanxiaojiaziqi，buguoshiweiqunidangeqiedemingyi，youbushizhenrangnizuoqie，nihaiyouhebuman？”
wonujifanxiao，shuohuayebukeqi。
“nidounengzuochudangriqiangqindangridongfangdetufeizhiju，wobuguoshibuxiangzuoqie，daochenglewoxiaojiaziqile。”
“nideyaoyaoneimedafang，nidaorangtazuoqiequa！”
yanzichonglianseyichen，jiweibuyue。
“bianqiweiqie，waibianrenhuizenmekandaiwoheyaoyao？nizheibanmanbujiangli，shibandianbibushangyaoyao。”
“niwoziyouxiangshidingqin，zaipangrenkanlaiwomenzaoyiyoujifuzhiqin，chulewo，sheihaiganquni？”
“你给我滚！”
wochaoqiyipangdechahudiuleguoqu。
“nijianzhishigepofu！lilewo，nijiudengzheguduzhonglaoba！”
他甩袖离去。
liuwozaiyuandiqijidaofadou。
wowuzheduntongdexinkou，bujinweiwocongqiandeganqinggandaobeiai。
congqianneigeshishiyiwoweixian、tiwozhoudaokaolv、bushewoshoubandianweiqudeyanzichong。
zhihuozailewodejiyili。
zaogaixiangdao，woyushengxinyaodetiancheng，tacongweixuanzewo。
woyiweiqingmeizhumadeqingyibideguotamenxiangshidesangeyue。
quezaihoulaideyicicisheqizhongbeiwuqingjiantalezizunhezhenxin。
wozhishibuxiangshu，buganxin。
可我却输得彻底。