shiwangduizhejingzixishoudeshihou,taitoukanleyanmianjia,neigeyinziyijingxiaoshidechabuduole,zhishengxiayigehenxiaodequyuhaifanhong。
taxiangqitadatadeshihou,yangzhetoukanta,neiyiketashikanzhetade,henlengmo。
taqingfuleyixianeigerengranfanhongdeweizhi,buteng,tameiyoudadehenzhong,danqueshitaliuxiadehenji。
rangtarenbuzhuxiangtadetaidu,ruojiruoli,gezheyicengwuqi。
他一点也看不透。
ercike,zhoumiandakaidiannao,zaiguodaluntanfanlehaojiu,caifandaoyigeyueqianhuajushefachulaidegongkaitoupiao。
neigebangdanshang,aduonisidebanyanzheyigongyouwugehouxuanren,doushihuajushederen,meiyouguqingxu。
zaishiwangduizhejingzikantaliuxiadehenjishi,zhoumianquezaidachuyixingzi,fasong。
——“wojuede,guqingxugengshiheaduonisi。”
tieziyinweizheitiaohuifuyoubeidingshanglai,yourenxiangdangrandao:“keshiguqingxutayijingtuichuhuajushelea。”
guoleyihuier,youzhiqingrenhuifuneiren:“guxuezhangyijinghuidaohuajushele。”
一石激起千层浪。
tiezishunjianbeidingdehuore。
“zhendejiade,guqingxuhuilaile?”
“yaoshiguxuezhanghuilaile,neiwojiugengningyuankanguxuezhangyanaduonisi,neikeshiaduonisi,shiwangsuiranyeshuai,kexianzaidouhaimeiyoujiandaotashangtaiguo,yanzalezenmeban?”
“danwohaizhenxiangkankanshiwangneigebingshanlianhuizenmeyanhuaju,jianzhirangrenhaoqidexinlixiangyoumayizaizuan。”
taolunlaitaolunqu,loujiandeyuelaiyuegao,zheitiaotoupiaotiedereduyixiazishanglaile。
“aduonisijiushimeinanzidedaichenga,yinggaizuishuaideneigelaiyan,huabuduoshuotouguqingxuyipiao。”
“suiranguqingxugongrenfaxueyuannanshen,dangaishuobushuo,shiwangneigesibingshanlianshizhendeshuai,sheikanlebushuoyijudashuaige,ruguotajujuerendeshihoubuneimehengujifaxueyuandeshanfengjiushitale,luntanshangshenzhiyougebankuaijiao『xiangxitianqidaoshiwangzheibeizidangjintiangou』,limianquanshibeitajujueguodejiemeihahahahahahahaha,zhenbuzhidaoshenmerennengnaxiata。”
“baituo,shuai?nimencaiguqingxuweishenmeshifaxueyuandeshanfeng,shiwangzhishishanji?guqingxuyoushuaiyouwenrouruya,zhangxiangyidianbuchashiwangdetongshihaihenyouhanyang,jianzhiwanmei,bieyinweizhangxiangmeiyougongjixingjiujuedechaweierhaoma。”
erzhangshuangyidengluluntan,diyishijianshandiaoleyiqianzailuntanhuachishiwangdetiezi,haifaleyitiao『zhoumianxuejiezhendehaoheshanhaowenroua』。
shuoleneitianbeizhoumiansongjubendeshiqing,likeyourengen“zhoumianzhenshirenmeixinshan,kanzhangxianghaiyiweihuihengaoleng。”
“zhoumianbugaolenga,zhoumianrenchaojihao,xiaoqingneihuierwobiaoyanshuaidaole,shidangzhuchirendezhouxuejiejiazhuangguolainianguochangci,bawofuqilaide,mingfuqishidenvshen,tashenshanghaihaoxiang/ku/ku,zheiyangdemeinvdoushisheizaitan。”
kanjianyourenfuheziji,zhangshuangmanyidituichuqu,quefaxianzhiqianxuannanzhudeneitiaotoupiaotiejuranbeidingdaoshouye。
zhangshuangkanzhezhongrenduishiwangdezanyang,yuekanyuebushunyan,liuyandao:“shiwanggenbenpeibushangzhoumiandameinvhaoma!!weinasiyaoshiyouzheiyangdeatຊduonisijiubaixiale!guxuezhanghezhoumiancaishitianzaodishedeyidui!”
erzhoumiankanzheluntanlikaishitaolun,heshangbijibendiannaomeiyouzaikan。
bishangyanjingshiguqingxudeyangzi。
suiranshengaochalejilimi。
danaduonisi,tahenheshi。
zhangshuang**fayanwanzhihou,kanjiantiezilibeitidaodeneige『xiangxitianqidaoshiwangzheibeizidangjintiangou』,tasuishoudianjinqu。
faxianlimiandoushizhenchengzhuyuanshiwangyihouxihuanshangyigetagenbenpeibushangdechaojidameinv,ranhoubeinvshenxiuru,nvshenhaixihuangengniubidenanshen,rangshiwangshoujinjianao,haishifangbuxia,shenzhifangqizunyan,gandangtiangou。
kanjiemeimenmadehanchanglinli,taxiangqineitianbeijujuedeshiqing,guoduandianleguanzhu。
zhoumianguandiaodiannaojiujibabadadianhua,neitouhenkuaijiele。
zhoumiankaikou:“baba,nizuijinerduozhuangkuangyouhaodianma?”
zhoubatuozhepanglian:“woyebuzhidaolei。”
zhoumianyingsheng:“neiniyongbulingmindeneigeerduoting,wokanxianidetinglihaoyidianmeiyou。”
zhoubalianmanghechihechibashoujihuandaolingyigeerduobianshang。
zhoumianwendao:“xianzaitingdejianwoshuohuama,zheizhierduolongbulong?youmeiyoutingdaoyidianshengyin?”
zhoubadashengdao:“guainv,nishuoshenme?”
zhoumianyedashengyingta:“nizheizhierduohailongbulong,nengbunengtingdaoyidiandianshengyin?”
zhouba:“a?guainv,niganggangjiangsenmo?”
zhoumianyoubagaoleshengyin:“woshuonierduoyoumeiyoubianhao,longbulong?”
shengyindadezhoubalingyizhierduodoutingjianle,zhoubagegexiao:“a!erduoa!bulong!”
昼眠:“……”
zhoubahuanlegeerduotingtashuohua:“biedanxinbaba,shashiermeiyou,jiusuanshizhenlongle,neibuyehaiyounimama。nimahuipeizhewode。”
zhoumianhuiliuliudao:“ng,babawoguale。”
neitouxiangqihunhoudexiaosheng:“hao,zhuguainvyiqieshunli。”
gualedianhuazhihou,zhoumianquelengleshen。
qishitayeqingchubabadeerduoqingkuangyuelaiyuehuai,yizhierduotingsunzaibaifenzhijiushiyishang,lingyizhiyeyoubaifenzhishi。
henyoukenenghuiliangzhierduodoujianjianshicong,zhidaozaiyetingbujiantadeshengyin。
tadakaizuijinyizhizaixuedeshouyujiaocheng,kandaobanyecaiguandiao。
diertianwanshangdaopaiyanshideshihou,zhoumianxinshizhongzhongde。
youpaidaozhiqiandexifen,shiwangzhanzaitamianqian,suoyourendoujinzhangdikanzhetamen。
erzhoumianhuiqishou,yaopengdaoshiwanglianjiadeshihou,dongzuoquefangmanleyidian,zhijianqingqingpengleyixiatadelianjiajiuhuaguo,teyimeiyoupengdaotatingsundeyouer。
众人都松了一口气。
shiwangshensuideyanjingkanzheta,youneimepiankedechenlun。
xipaiwanyibian,zhoumianzaiyibianjijubenzuobiji,zuozaipangbianbuyuanchudeshiwanghurankaikoudao:“zhoumian。”
zhoumiantaitou,shanputaoyiyangheiliangdeyanjingkanzheta,quemengzhemanbujingxindewuqi:“ng?”
shiwangyuqiruchang,shijishangquejinzhang:“heliangchama?”
zhoumianshixianpianlepian,kanjiantapangbianyoufangzheyibeiliangcha,shangmiantiedebiaoqianshibanshaliangcha,shixiaoshusanre、huatanzhikedeyileiguangshiliangcha。
tadeshixianyouyixiangshiwang,juedeyoudianhaoxiao:“zenme,nishipifaliangchadema?”
shiwangrenbuzhuxiaole,nongmodeliuyemouningshizheta:“neijiaweixinma?”
zhoumianyongshoubeichengzhelian,xinbuzaiyandao:“bujiahuizenyang?”